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Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 9:51pm On Mar 01, 2012
A managing director of a powerful firm (skales) was forced to go to the hospital due to his health. So when in the hospital he orders all d nurse around just like he orders his employee at work so for this reason all d nurse was very angry with him and hated him so they all made a plot to deal with him and so a nurse came to his bed and tells him she needs to check his temperature after minutes of talking battle Skales gave up and then folded his hands and opened his mouth and d nurse said for this type of temperature checking we need to check it in your backside after hours of shouting battle d nurses won and he bent over and felt d thermometer being inserted in his anuss and d nurse said he should wait in that position for an hour and everybody who passed him laughed to stupor and he could do nothing but curse and curse until about 45 mins when a male doctor come in and asks d man what he was doing and skales shouted at him saying have you not seen somebody take body temperature through d anuss before d doctor said you but not with a ROSE flower.
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by bunmioguns(m): 4:14am On Mar 02, 2012
Hmmmmmmm
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 6:22am On Mar 02, 2012
Bumingus would it hurt you to type lol
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 6:22am On Mar 02, 2012
Bumingus would it hurt you to type lol
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by bunmioguns(m): 6:42am On Mar 02, 2012
grin grin grin grin na by force
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 9:41am On Mar 02, 2012
Yes na by force you stupid projan
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by oderemo(m): 10:23am On Mar 02, 2012
this joke is so unfunny, but anything from my NJPC dudes make me laugh.
lol.its cool joke.
bunmiogunjobi, go kiss your backside. joke is cook
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by bunmioguns(m): 6:03pm On Mar 02, 2012
Homar:

Yes na by force you silly projan

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Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by sutoboy(m): 4:57pm On Mar 03, 2012
u sha don laf!!!!
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 8:08am On Mar 06, 2012
Thats what happens when projan enters your thread . Useless group.
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by ekeroyal(m): 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2012
LMFAO grin grin grin grin grin
this joke's amongst the best, in fact am gonna tell my friends. Pls tell me another of this type.

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

~~NJPC, bad GUYSeS~~
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by bunmioguns(m): 12:20pm On Mar 08, 2012
ekeroyal:

LMFAO grin grin grin grin grin
this joke's amongst the best, in fact am gonna tell my friends. Pls tell me another of this type.

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

~~NJPC, bad GUYSeS~~

Keep fooling urself. . . . undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Homar(m): 11:08am On Mar 09, 2012
@Bunminguns keep of my thread it aint 4 projans
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by Nobody: 1:08pm On Mar 09, 2012
I'm tryna picture it in my minds eye how skales must have looked like with a rose flower tucked in between his anus, and insist innocently its for checking temperature. Musta looked really sttupid and funny.

Funny.
Re: Homar's Joke (part 3) ===>njpc (never Anger Your Nurse) by itiswell1(m): 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2012
Nice one.

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