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The Three Patients Story by Obinoscopy(m): 2:26pm On Mar 02, 2012

Laugh ur ar** huh

ss off folks grin

At a Doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious back ache. The doctor examines him and asks him,"What the hell did you do to your back?"The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad in bed, and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back.

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look Terrible. What the hell happened to you? The 2nd patient replies, "You know I Have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was Running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time,and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to You huh