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|The Three Patients Story by Obinoscopy(m): 2:26pm On Mar 02, 2012|
Laugh ur ar** ss off folks
At a Doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious back ache. The doctor examines him and asks him,"What the hell did you do to your back?"The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad in bed, and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back.
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look Terrible. What the hell happened to you? The 2nd patient replies, "You know I Have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was Running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time,and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to You""Well you see Doc; I was sitting inside a fridge when,
|Re: The Three Patients Story by angelz(f): 2:38pm On Mar 02, 2012|
obi. thumbs up.
|Re: The Three Patients Story by ekeroyal(m): 3:26pm On Mar 02, 2012|
|Re: The Three Patients Story by ~vicky~: 3:47pm On Mar 02, 2012|
:d :d :d :d
|Re: The Three Patients Story by bunmioguns(m): 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2012|
Nice Joke. .
|Re: The Three Patients Story by Lucario007(m): 9:08pm On Mar 03, 2012|
Hahaha, the innocent suffered for nothin. Nice Joke
|Re: The Three Patients Story by Toy god(m): 9:35pm On Mar 03, 2012|
|Re: The Three Patients Story by Obinoscopy(m): 12:21pm On Nov 24, 2012|
Thanks folks. I'm just seeing this after I posted the joke!
|Re: The Three Patients Story by Lagusta(m): 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2012|
Seen it b4 but still extra-ordinarily funny!!
|Re: The Three Patients Story by RexioKlasik(m): 2:59pm On Nov 25, 2012|
Nyc 1 OP
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