A fulani man took his radio for repairs. When his radio was opened, a rat jumped out and ran away.
The Fulani man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu" (help! Help!! The newscaster is escaping).

damn, that s/hit is ssssssso funny.
keep it coming,
haters back offfff.
joke rating.10/10

GRADE: 4/4

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sound lyk your hang out spot. no let your mama see u dere

ode remo:

sound lyk your hang out spot. no let your mama see u dere 

Sure, I play a very tight game. No sh*TTT bro! You need to visit that place too.

Thanks for showing some love bro

Lol

*exits thread*

Always your excellency!!

Cheers

ekeroyal:

Always your excellency!!

Thank you my boi boi

JOKE GRADING: A



REMARK: Three nights with Sutoboy

Another Tribalist up there. *i mean the poster*

luca, get lost .
yeye dey smell.

Ode Remo, don't make me insult ur parents cuz dey didn't do anything. Castrat*ed bas*tard like u.

@luca u mention my parents again, i will have to jump out of that your bloodclat laptot and personally kill you muda4ka.
so bring it on, u geeeeet.

Get lost freakshow, the circus isn't in town yet.
You r so ugly that when u were born your mother said, 'what a treasure' and ur fada replied 'Yeah, let's bury it.'

@LUCA,, freek show ehh, u are actually one big asinine runt.
you are not so bright abi, eeediot lyk you. its seem home training is something your parents know next to nothing about, puzzle hole.
i will let it rest for now, cos i waste low lyf lyk u anytym of the day.

I have no time for unqualified illiterates. Talking to you is a waste of my precious time, i don't blame u though,
it was my fault for ever replying a brainless ediot. SMH.

^^^^^, the ranting of an slowpoke. azzhole.
cant even decipher your gramma.
educated one indeed.
go kiss yourself man.

neither do i have your tym.
so i move on.
word to your mother.

@op. Gosh. . . . Too tribalistic!

Lucario007:

Get lost freakshow, the circus isn't in town yet.
You r so ugly that when u were born your mother said, 'what a treasure' and ur fada replied 'Yeah, let's bury it.'

now dis is d only thing that made •̸Ϟﻉ laughh in dis thread.

Tanx dear, no mind the as*shole called Ode Remo.

ode remo:

neither do i have your tym.
so i move on.
word to my mother.

Insult my family again and i swear, i will drag u out of ur system and shoot you 1000 times until not a single piece of ur bone can be found for burial.

ode remo:

^^^^^, the ranting of an slowpoke. azzhole.
cant even decipher your gramma.
educated one indeed.
go kiss yourself man.

Rantings of a depraived nusery school student megalomanaic. As i said before clown freakshow, you just missed the circus so go home and watch Cow and Chicken.

Lucario007:

Tanx dear, no mind the as*shole called Ode Remo.

chei abeg oh, Ω̴̩̩̩̥Α between U̶̲̥̅̊ ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ ode remo oh, ȋ̝̊ have nothing against him. Pls lucario Don't make him slap ‎​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ face. ȋ̝̊ only luv that e-bashing! It'ڪ sooo funny!

Boogee
What's soo tribalistic bout dis blockbuster joke dat took me 24hrs to compose?

Abeg educate me or shut the fucckup
Nonsense  

Natasha,,:

lmao, this is so funny

Thanks luv

Dis joke would fetch me grammy

I swear

skales:

Boogee
dat took me 24hrs to compose?

24 hours ko, 48 hours ni, if u think u can fool urself, dont think u can fool everyone else cos we r nt mugun, purposely because everybody made a nice comment does nt giv u d opportunity to brag abt another person's work. . . www.najoke.com . . . If u need anoda link, i will post it. . .

Copy Cat

skales:

Thanks luv

Dis joke would fetch me grammy

I swear

Grammy Ko, Mama Award ni,. . . Silly NPJC

.

bunmioguns:

24 hours ko, 48 hours ni, if u think u can fool urself, dont think u can fool everyone else cos we r nt mugun, purposely because everybody made a nice comment does nt giv u d opportunity to brag abt another person's work. . . www.najoke.com . . . If u need anoda link, i will post it. . .

Copy Cat

Grammy Ko, Mama Award ni,. . . Silly NPJC

Are u jealous or something?

Anyways sha,
Not every iidiot dat speaks to me I speak back at
Especially when the stuupid iidiot is not on the same level with me.

skales:


Especially when the stuupid iidiot is not on the same level with me.

Oboi u jxt admitted that u r a stuupid iidiot. . . Only dat ur level dey very high

I see.

Mr bin,pls include dis latest info in ur news bulletin.

No offeince pls.

Insult my family again and i swear, i will drag u out of ur system and shoot you 1000 times until not a single piece of ur bone can be found for burial.

you are nothing but a son of a one cent slut.
and dont 4get to kill yourself first b4 u try to
shoot me 1000 tyms .
i laugh in french.
you fada.

skales:

Thanks for showing some love bro

ekeroyal:

Always your excellency!!

Awww. . . What devotion from Nairaland's most celebrated gay couple. .hahahahahaha

@ALL,ekeroyal is skales' BIATCH.

Confirmed!

You can see for yourselves.

Now be nice