here's a funny one,


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave . I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ".And where do you think you're going?"


(You're gonna love this, )




She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

Subject: Aminu Kano Airport

Date: Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:35:21 +0000

>Hausa flight discussion

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.

>very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

>”Aminu Kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007””Do

>you copy?”

>Kano tower;- “yes Alhaji Smith we cofi”

>British Airways “Flight 007 Reporting technical faults”

>Kano tower;- “kai haba!”

>British Airways; - “sorry tower couldn’t get that”

>Kano tower; - “okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?”=

>British Airways; - “Negative power in engines dead”

>Kano tower;- “Walahi?”

>British Airways; - “Negative didn’t copy”

>Kano Tower;- “Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand peet?”=

>British Airways;- “negative tower, wings wont respond”

>Kano tower;- “kai!”

>British Airways;- “negative didn’t copy that tower”

>Kano Tower;- “okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin

>fawa,ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri”

>British Airways;- “Negative, cant activate the landing gear”

>Kano tower;- ‘wayyo!’

>British Airways;- “awaiting order, flight 007”

>Kano Towers;- “okay refit apta me”

>British Airways;- “okay what?”

>Kano Tower;- “ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!

Who is this do you read other post's at all.

nope i don't. kind of have other things to do

THEN VISIT OLDER JOKES SO U DONT DOUBLE PASTE

Joke num 1 n 2 r new to me and very

they are really funny and new to me

dear teadr uve seen al the jokes dat quite an achievement why dont u go on break till new jokes come up

O! my God

sweet jeez.
saving for 75yrs? God help the bride!

at 95yrs he wouldnt have done more than a dead rat

meaning

a man can never be sexually active at 95yrs.never^{*na yam*}

showbobo:

a man can never be sexually active at 95yrs.never^{*na yam*}

na bread.


wait till you see my dead grandfther. he's registering on nairaland right now.

make una c ituen  ooooo
who is ituen to say that someone else of a double paste is'nt it a case of the kettle calling the pot black?

and who is tope_teadr  to crictize someone else joke? guy i don't think you're qualified to do that, u ve got no comic side in u. i'm not [sup][/sup]sorry to say that

@surugede
please hepl me tell Ituen and tedy bear sorry tope_teadr the truth.

that guy ituen got potentilas but he lacks self confidence so he goes about copying ppls jokes from other sites and pasting here. itune be original as for tope_teadr i dont even know his role in NL, he is one of those butterflies that think they are birds

Ok ok i apologise.

inxx:

@surugede
please hepl me tell Ituen and tedy bear sorry tope_teadr the truth.

that guy ituen got potentilas but he lacks self confidence so he goes about copying ppls jokes from other sites and pasting here. itune be original as for tope_teadr i don't even know his role in Nairaland, he is one of those butterflies that think they are birds

Your second post on nairaland is as dumb as you are.i wonder what your first post would be, maybe"I AM FOOLISH AND HERE TO EXHIBIT MY FOOLISHNESS", Scumbag

That's a lot guy. You showed them all.

Pls shoot them all.

not bad at all!

cool jokes

@show bobo
1. the truth hs nothing to do with how many times u contribute. the first joke of the poster has not been posted in Nairaland before (prove me wrong if u can) so y should ituen and tedy bear be accusing the young man of "copy paste" from where. All ituens "copy paste' who accused him of them .



i can c u guys a forming gang worse than hte ND millitants, mind u, Nairaland Jokes segment do not belong to anyone. if there is any 1 i respect  here its  SAM MILLA his jokes are original. for showbobo,i no even know wetin u dey do here. your just an o yes member, sorryooooo

Hmmn. . . original. Now u mite wanna explain what u mean by original, cos i happen to know the sources of some of Mr. Sam Milla jokes. Some of them, i knew as far back as secondary school. I also observed that this is your seventh post on naiaraland so i really dont think that u r in the best position to tell us some history on the blog, ok?

inxx pal, what freezy is saying in a nut shell is that you should shut the f*ck up and stop pissing in your pant.

@ frezzy

that was my 9th post as nxx but not "my first post"[b][/b]

@INXX

Hey fu*kface.i might be an O YES member but at least i'm not some new member like ya trying to seek attention and increase his posts.Thanks to Nairaland cos if not for them i wonder how on earth you would even know what JOKES are.Also,i wonder why a JJC like ya should be asking me what i'm doing here.for your advice shithead,you better get your ass off here before i shove my foot in it.

THANK GOD U KNWO U R AN O YES MEMBER, HAVE U FINISHED WITH UR ASSINGMENT school boy

what does a LAY-ABOUT like ya know about school??or u think say na SEPE dem dey drink for there.na OSHODI be the place for AGBERO like you to dey collect #20.

Ignore that inxx sucker. He is the most eccentric transgendered on nairaland. Just ignor him/her.