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Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 11:53am On Mar 11, 2012
SON: Why is making love
so enjoyable?

Father: It is just like the
sensation when you are
digging your nose with
your finger!!

SON: Why do women enjoy
more s.ex than men?

FATHER: It's because when
you dig your nose, your
nose feels more comfort
then your finger.

SON: Why do women hate
it when they get raped?

FATHER: It is like when you
are walking down the
street, someone else come
over and dig your nose,
would you like it?

SON: Why cant women
have sex when they are
having menses?

FATHER: If your nose is
bleeding, would you still
dig it?!

SON: Why is it dt men don't like
to wear condoms when
they are making love?

FATHER: Do you like to dig
your nose with a glove on
your finger?!

SON: Why is making love
carried out in private?

FATHER: Will you dig your
nose in front of your class?!
Idiot!

SON: Whoa!! Father You
AreGreat!!! smiley grin grin grin
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by mikuz(m): 12:27pm On Mar 11, 2012
Nice
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 12:30pm On Mar 11, 2012
brb


mikuz, stop attaching dose pix na
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 12:35pm On Mar 11, 2012
mikuz: Nice

thanks bro
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 12:36pm On Mar 11, 2012
dani1luv: brb


mikuz, stop attaching dose pix na

where u dey go. . .
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by mikuz(m): 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2012
Dani please im test-running the site's new look!

Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 1:01pm On Mar 11, 2012
bunmioguns:

where u dey go. . .
i left my sense of humor downstairs. .

Mikuz. . .okay
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 1:58pm On Mar 11, 2012
@dani. . .why r u quoting me again
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2012
Network
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 7:00pm On Mar 11, 2012
dani1luv: Network

I no blame you, na 15MB etisalat u go dey pursue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by IRAPADA(m): 7:42pm On Mar 11, 2012
bunmioguns:
SON: Why is making love
so enjoyable?

Father: It is just like the
sensation when you are
digging your nose with
your finger!!

SON: Why do women enjoy
more s.ex than men?

FATHER: It's because when
you dig your nose, your
nose feels more comfort
then your finger.

SON: Why do women hate
it when they get raped?

FATHER: It is like when you
are walking down the
street, someone else come
over and dig your nose,
would you like it?

SON: Why cant women
have sex when they are
having menses?

FATHER: If your nose is
bleeding, would you still
dig it?!

SON: Why is it dt men don't like
to wear condoms when
they are making love?

FATHER: Do you like to dig
your nose with a glove on
your finger?!

SON: Why is making love
carried out in private?

FATHER: Will you dig your
nose in front of your class?!
Idiot!

SON: Whoa!! Father You
AreGreat!!! smiley grin grin grin
5/100

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Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 8:13pm On Mar 11, 2012
IRAPADA: 5/100


wha da fwuck is diz arzehole





Dickhead
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by Ruqaya(f): 4:14pm On Mar 12, 2012
Joke rate:100^0+0.55
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 4:19pm On Mar 12, 2012
bunmi, you no get sense walahi grin grin grin
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:31pm On Mar 12, 2012
Ruqaya: Joke rate:100^0+0.55


Okponu, Ode, atoole

who even call dis prick here
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:33pm On Mar 12, 2012
dani1luv: bunmi, you no get sense walahi grin grin grin


u don use ur own sense chop fried fish head tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 4:56pm On Mar 12, 2012
bunmioguns:


u don use ur own sense chop fried fish head tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
you neeD deliverance. .special one!! i swear
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 6:12pm On Mar 12, 2012
dani1luv: I Dani1luv
neeD deliverance. .special one!! i swear


nw u knw tongue tongue tongue
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by Nobody: 6:47pm On Mar 12, 2012
Hmm. . . .i liked it, but i don't think it fits for joke.
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 7:25pm On Mar 12, 2012
booqee: Hmm. . . .i liked it, but i don't think it fits for joke.

I dt all u can say booqee
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by FRANKLINTON(m): 10:36pm On Mar 12, 2012
Not bad
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by bunmioguns(m): 2:08am On Mar 13, 2012
FRANKLINTON: Not bad

thanks Jare, u be correct guy
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by Nobody: 9:16am On Mar 13, 2012
bunmioguns:

thanks Jare, u be correct guy
so me i no be correct girl?! Mtcheww.....
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by mikuz(m): 10:10am On Mar 13, 2012
Na rubbish girl you be. You dey look for who go compliment you. Mumu
booqee: so me i no be correct girl?! Mtcheww.....
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by swtchicgurl: 10:13am On Mar 13, 2012
boring thread!
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by dani1luv: 10:26am On Mar 13, 2012
swtchicgurl: boring thread!
its because am not here grin
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by Nobody: 11:22am On Mar 13, 2012
mikuz: Na rubbish girl you be. You dey look for who go compliment you. Mumu
dammit! who d phuck is this leech?? Must u talk to me? Can't u manage on ur own?? Every thread i go, u keep interfering in my conversation with people. Is it compulsory u attach?? Huh??
Awww.....yuck! undecided
Re: Advice From Father To Son...........projan by mikuz(m): 11:38am On Mar 13, 2012
Stop crying for me with that your toadlike voice you b¡tch!
booqee: dammit! who d phuck is this leech?? Must u talk to me? Can't u manage on ur own?? Every thread i go, u keep interfering in my conversation with people. Is it compulsory u attach?? Huh??
Awww.....yuck! undecided

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