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Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 2:58pm On Mar 16, 2012
If a girl barges in her fiancee's room and catch him on top of a gal. The man will want to be right in what he did. These are the following questions she gets grin. :

1. Cant you knock?

2. What are you doing here?
3. Where are your manners? grin
4. Why didnt you off your shoes? grin.

5. Why didnt you call me before coming?
6. Are you mad? grin.
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2012
wetin you want make we con do now?
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:04pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: wetin you want make we con do now?
I want make you off ur shoes tongue
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 3:05pm On Mar 16, 2012
If I was a guy penre!!!, and my gals walks in as I was about to climax, omo I go provoke oo..

I go shout "fuckinng close d door mehnnn, abi ur Fada dey refund dowry?" angry angry cheesy
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:09pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
I want make you off ur shoes tongue
for wetin?
I no dey plan aluwala nah...
Shey na all these rhymes you dey take scare skydeep? cheesy
xynerise:
I want make you off ur shoes tongue
for wetin?
I no dey plan aluwala nah...
Shey na all these rhymes you dey take scare skydeep?
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:09pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: If I was a guy penre!!!, and my gals walks in as I was about to climax, omo I go provoke oo..

I go shout "fuckinng close d door mehnnn, abi ur Fada dey refund dowry?" angry angry cheesy
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:11pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: for wetin?
I no dey plan aluwala nah...
Shey na all these rhymes you dey take scare skydeep? :Dfor wetin?
I no dey plan aluwala nah...
Shey na all these rhymes you dey take scare skydeep?
I heard you the first time undecided. Chicken
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

I hope u don't try dat nonsense wiv me while am dere trying to penetrate ur sis, I go jus fling u tru d window. angry

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Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:15pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:

I hope u don't try dat nonsense wiv me while am dere trying to penetrate ur sis, I go jus fling u tru d window. angry
na so she light reach? grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:16pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
I heard you the first time undecided. Chicken
empty much? cheesy
ask seun or jaybee why dm they duplicate my post.
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:19pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:

I hope u don't try dat nonsense wiv me while am dere trying to penetrate ur sis, I go jus fling u tru d window. angry
who be your sister?
Where you take see am?
Who dash you prick
where the thing dey?
On top your clit or e dey block ya hole? cheesycheesy
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:20pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: empty much? cheesy
ask seun or jaybee why dm they duplicate my post.
that is the benefit of NL2 grin. Btw back to topic angry
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2012
#slimyem and idowuogbo,una don start again o! if you were both guys i would have said you two should come out nak ed,so the person with the biggest prick wins, since you guys are all out to fukk yourselves

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Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:30pm On Mar 16, 2012
tiniyata: #slimyem and idowuogbo,una don start again o! if you were both guys i would have said you two should come out nak ed,so the person with the biggest prick wins, since you guys are all out to fukk yourselves
undecided
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by freecocoa(f): 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
Hmm i no just understand lepayemi and Bado this days o,the fukk dey really hungry una oh.
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
tiniyata: #slimyem and idowuogbo,una don start again o! if you were both guys i would have said you two should come out nak ed,so the person with the biggest prick wins, since you guys are all out to fukk yourselves
na my prick go long pass!e go be like electric pole.strong gidigba!
Idowu own go be small stout.e go get body small but he go be dwarf-d1ck cheesy
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:37pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: na my prick go long pass!e go be like electric pole.strong gidigba!
Idowu own go be small stout.e go get body small but he go be dwarf-d1ck cheesy
have you seen a prick before? undecided
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 16, 2012
make una see the way #slim de describe prick, she go sabi fukk so?
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:42pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
have you seen a prick before? undecided
ask me once more!
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: ask me once more!
are you blind? Cant you read? grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:49pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
are you blind? Cant you read? grin
are you blind?
Can't you read?
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 3:50pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: are you blind?
Can't you read?
imbecimbong. grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 3:55pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
imbecimbong. grin
imbecilexynerise. cheesy
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 4:01pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: imbecilexynerise. cheesy
may you give birth through your anuss. grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 4:09pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
may you give birth through your anuss. grin

May a gorilla also give her dodgy. grin grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 4:11pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:

May a gorilla also give her dodgy. grin grin
Iseeee! grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 4:12pm On Mar 16, 2012
freecocoa: Hmm i no just understand lepayemi and Bado this days o,the fukk dey really hungry una oh.

Asanwa mummy, it don tey wey dat gal b dey chase my ikebe, she even licks her lips wen replying my handle.

Boneypako come and lick my anussss oo grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 4:14pm On Mar 16, 2012
tiniyata: make una see the way #slim de describe prick, she go sabi fukk so?

No na dickkkk she sabi chew pass, oh boi if dis babe grab ur tin put am for mouth begin use am do toothbrush, walaaii u go begin lament say na Sango write bible. cheesy cheesy
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by Idowuogbo(f): 4:16pm On Mar 16, 2012
slimyem: who be your sister?
Where you take see am?
Who dash you prick
where the thing dey?
On top your clit or e dey block ya hole? cheesycheesy

I no get rodd, but i will like 2 see u give my dildooo a bj.

i fit lubricate am with ice-cream for u sha.
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 4:18pm On Mar 16, 2012
[quote author=Idowuog

Boneypako come and lick my anussss oo grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]
ewwww undecided
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by xynerise: 4:20pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:

I no get rodd, but i will like 2 see u give my dildooo a bj.

i fit lubricate am with ice-cream for u sha.
you take style rotten.
Re: Questions Men Ask When Caught Cheating. Lol by slimyem: 4:28pm On Mar 16, 2012
xynerise:
you take style rotten.
Person wey cockroach don dey feast on top am already.
Dey dere dey dull!

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