A man and his wife had devised a code for communicating their marital desires because of the children. When either of them wanted to communicate their desire, they would say they wanted to make a phone call.

One day, husband sends his son to wife, “Tell your mom that I want to make a phone call”.

Wife sends a reply, “Tell your dad that there is no network signal”.

Man responds, “Tell your mom that I will go and make the phone call outside”.

Wife sends reply, “Tell your dad that if he goes to make that call outside, I will open a call center”.

yusuf_@:
A man and his wife had devised a code for communicating their marital desires because of the children. When either of them wanted to communicate their desire, they would say they wanted to make a phone call.

One day, husband sends his son to wife, “Tell your mom that I want to make a phone call”.

Wife sends a reply, “Tell your dad that there is no network signal”.

Man responds, “Tell your mom that I will go and make the phone call outside”.

Wife sends reply, “Tell your dad that if he goes to make that call outside, I will open a call center”.

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