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Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by mekaboy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 29, 2012
[b] I NOTICED THAT ALL GIRLS THINK ABOUT THESE DAYS IS MARRIAGE, MOUNTING SO MUCH PRESSURE ON GUYS TO MARRY THEM, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE REASON FOR THAT WAS PRESSURE FROM PARENTS OR THE BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TICKING . I DECIDED TO DO A RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHY GIRLS MOUNT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON GUYS FOR MARRIAGE THESE DAYS , GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT ?

***FACEBOOK **** YES FACEBOOK, THATS THE REASON, GIRLS WILL LEAVE THEIR BF FOR ANY GUY WHO IS WILLING TO MARRY THEM, JUST TO CHANGE THEIR RELATIONSHIP STATUS FROM SINGLE- MARRIED ON FACEBOOK.

THAT IS WHY YOU SEE GIRLS WITH STATUS LIKE "IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP"= THIS MEANS THE GIRL HAS THE RIGHT TO SLEEP WITH OTHER GUYS WHO MIGHT MARRY HER UNLESS HER BF DECIDES TO MARRY HER.

SOME ALSO HAVE STATUS LIKE "ITS COMPLICATED"= THIS MEANS SHE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BF, BUT IS CHEATING ON HIM WITH ANOTHER GUY, AND AS SOON AS THE OTHER GUY PROPOSES, SHE WILL LEAVE HER BF.

I KNOW THAT YOUR EITHER IN A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT, ALL THESE NEWLY DEVELOPED,"ASHAWO-MODIFIED "STATUS THAT GIRLS HAVE CREATED ALL IN THE NAME OF FACEBOOK STATUS IS UNACCEPTABLE .

IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT, AS A GUY, ADD A GIRL ON FB WHO INDICATES THAT SHE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP IN HER STATUS.

IF SHE ACCEPTS AND YOU CHAT, JUST KEEP RINGING THE BELL THAT YOUR PRAYING FOR A WIFE AND REALY WANT TO MARRY BY DECEMBER, YOU WILL NOTICE THAT SHE WILL START GIVING YOU MORE ATTENTION.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO MEET AND AFTER A WHILE "FORNICATE" grin grin grin , SOON SHE WILL MOVE FROM BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP TO "ITS COMPLICATED", THAT MEANS HER BF IS SUSPECTING SOMETHING.

AS YOU CONTINUE RINGING THE MARRIAGE BELL AND KEEP "FORNICATING " HER BOYFRIEND WOULD HAVE STARTED THREATENING TO BREAK UP, THEN SHE WILL ASK HIM TO MARRY HER OF LET HER DO HER THING , THIS WILL LEAD TO HER CHANGING HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO "IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP".

SHE IS GRADUALLY MAKING ROOM FOR YOU , TO PROPOSE, IF YOU SOUND MORE SERIOUS, SHE WILL SAY HER BFS WAHALA IS TOO MUCH, HE IS TOO POSSESSIVE , SHE MOVES FROM OPEN RELATIONSHIP TO "SINGLE" grin grin grin

THE BALL IS NOW IN YOUR COURTS, ALL THESE COULD HAPPEN WITHIN 6 MONTHS, SHE IS READY TO MARRY YOU, JUST TO CHANGE HER STATUS TO MARRIED ON FACEBOOK .

ITS NO LONGER ABOUT LOVE OR GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER, ITS ALL ABOUT FACEBOOK STATUS THESE DAYS .

MAY GOD DELIVER US FROM FACEBOOK MADNESS .[/b]

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Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by dytbabe: 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2012
Ok
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Oluwa4Sure: 10:26pm On Mar 29, 2012
lmfao
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by mekaboy(m): 11:05pm On Mar 29, 2012
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AFTER THE STATUS HAS BEEN CHANGED TO MARRIED .
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by KINGwax(m): 11:26pm On Mar 29, 2012
Don't let killz see this. He's already been pissed by enough dumbassed threads that aint even worst as yours. And Hey!KID,did u write this last jamb exam? Okay...mummy's food is ready. Deactivate your stupid account.
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Nobody: 11:17am On Mar 30, 2012
Lmao..

So because of facebook relationship status? Girls are rushing to get married..?

hilarious!!!
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by tasandra: 5:23pm On Mar 30, 2012
ok noted. grin
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by angelsing(m): 11:22pm On Mar 30, 2012
is this dude for real?...smh
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Nobody: 12:11am On Mar 31, 2012
@ OP, so from wer did yu get this conclusion?
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by moHot(f): 12:16am On Mar 31, 2012
NONSENSE POST
AM OUT OF HERE
OK BYE
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Killz1(m): 12:44am On Mar 31, 2012
What manner of Apologetic Bullshit is this?
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by blackboi(m): 5:50am On Mar 31, 2012
A bit amateur but truth init
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Nobody: 7:38am On Mar 31, 2012
Killz.:
What manner of Apologetic Bullshit is this?
This guy is such a kid, my!
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by pendo89(f): 8:03am On Mar 31, 2012
Mekaboy you never cease to amaze me.
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Killz1(m): 9:04am On Mar 31, 2012
sauer:
This guy is such a kid, my!
And you are such an arse. . . undecided
Re: Facebook And Marriage Pressure. by Coefficient(m): 12:11pm On Mar 31, 2012
Funny thread...Facebook and marriage; no correlation!

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