baconline: 5 years ago ,i told my boss that d office had burnt down,he shouted,cut d phone and called d other directors and MD.got into his car and started racing to d office.i called him back a few minutes later not knowing d magnitude of blood pressure i had raised up.almost got a query for it

bobs ur own too much o.u d lucky say d no sack u

After sitting 4 Jamb 2 consecutive tyms nd scoring 190 nd 198, I sat 4 Jamb dis yr nd scored 282, I was very happy. So de next day(sunday), I logged into a website which do update me about education, and wat I saw was 'JAMB 2012 HAS BEEN CANCELED'! I fainted immediately, wen i regained conciousness, dey asked me wat happened including ma cousin, i told dem Jamb 2012 has been cancelled, ma cousin also fainted immediately cos she had 291 nd had also sat 4 jamb twice, i latter found out it was april fool so wen she also regain conciousness, i told her it was april fool, she slapped me hard, i almost had tribal mark, buh i explained 2 her telling her it wasnt my fault, den she had 2 appologise.

Mine was not funny at all.On d 1st of april 2008,i had an appendix operation nd same day my best friend amarachi(RIP) died of hepatitis.it was really painful cos i found out a month later as it was kept secret from me cos of my own health.

Sending my girlfriend sms that its over.. Took me till June to win her back! Never tryin it again

baconline: 5 years ago ,i told my boss that d office had burnt down,he shouted,cut d phone and called d other directors and MD.got into his car and started racing to d office.i called him back a few minutes later not knowing d magnitude of blood pressure i had raised up.almost got a query for it

u'r lucky he didnt fire u, dat was too xpensive a joke 4 ur boss. mine wuld not tolerate dat. lucky u

I almost cried wen smeone called to tell me he heard on news that GEJ is dead.I really love GEJ personally despite criticisms

Well it didn't really get me but she wanted to get me by texting she was no longer interested in the relationship, lol sharp guy spoilt the excitement by totally ignoring her message as if it never even came to me

naijasexy:

I thought you were "untouched" Freecocoa?! #Issorait!

freeT0t0

My was 2010, whn ma frnd called me n said dat i should call ma girl friend, whn i ask y, he said ''pls just call her, she called me n told me her mother had an accident'' i was panting n d same time angry '' y will she call him? Y didnt she call me? can my 2 phone nt b reachable at d sme time? I trid her num, it wasnt goin thro, Later i rush out of d house, i call ma mum and told her d news, she 2 was rushing to met me, it was whn i tried her num again dat it went thro....,me:babe wre are u? Shoutin, girlfriend: am in sch me: wre is mummy na? Hw is she doing? Girlfriend: mummy just called me, she hve gone to work, y are u soundin like dat? Me: dont worry i will call u bk.......dat day i almost run mad, i called him bk and he said April fool My was 2010, whn ma frnd called me n said dat i should call ma girl friend, whn i ask y, he said ''pls just call her, she called me n told me her mother had an accident'' i was panting n d same time angry '' y will she call him? Y didnt she call me? can my 2 phone nt b reachable at d sme time? I trid her num, it wasnt goin thro, Later i rush out of d house, i call ma mum and told her d news, she 2 was rushing to met me, it was whn i tried her num again dat it went thro....,me:babe wre are u? Shoutin, girlfriend: am in sch me: wre is mummy na? Hw is she doing? Girlfriend: mummy just called me, she hve gone to work, y are u soundin like dat? Me: dont worry i will call u bk.......dat day i almost run mad, i called him bk and he said April fool My was 2010, whn ma frnd called me n said dat i should call ma girl friend, whn i ask y, he said ''pls just call her, she called me n told me her mother had an accident'' i was panting n d same time angry '' y will she call him? Y didnt she call me? can my 2 phone nt b reachable at d sme time? I trid her num, it wasnt goin thro, Later i rush out of d house, i call ma mum and told her d news, she 2 was rushing to met me, it was whn i tried her num again dat it went thro....,me:babe wre are u? Shoutin, girlfriend: am in sch me: wre is mummy na? Hw is she doing? Girlfriend: mummy just called me, she hve gone to work, y are u soundin like dat? Me: dont worry i will call u bk.......dat day i almost run mad, i called him bk and he said April fool

Today, Nigeria set her foot in the sands of time, making history and making the whole of Africa proud by Producing the First-ever World Bank President from Africa. Our own daughter-of-the-soil Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is to direct world economy. As from today Nigeria will have a greater say in the World Bank, and consequently the vision 2020 will now become a more visible possibility for Nigeria.

Latest reports reaching us in the early hours of today revealed that. Dr. Jim Yong Kim, a South Korea-born, naturalised American and President Barack Obama’s nominee who was a strong contender for the post yesterday night withdrew from the race to become the new world Bank president sighting fears of him being not capable for the position, due to personal issues that he's currently facing with his family.


Kim, who is the President (Vice-Chancellor) of Dartmouth College, New Hampshire and reputed as a global expert on health matters. said "Its sad to admit it, but i must say this is the end of the road for me now, i have to be accountable for what goes on in my home first before i direct world affairs"

In an unexpected development, Jose Antonio Ocampo, former finance minister of Colombia and the Ngozi's other opponent declared on National Televison, RCN TV that he has decided to step down for Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, therefore she became the only candidate for world bank precidency.

she will now take over from current President, Robert B. Zoellick

In a phone call conversation with newsmen in the early hours of today, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala couldnt hide her joy in what she described as "Destiny finally fulfilled"

"I have a God who never fails, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob never fails me. i am so happy" she said

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/04/breaking-news-ngozi-okonjo-iweala-named.html

high-chief:
Mine was during my university days, told my room mate on the 31 march night that a guy owing him about 15k came looking for him ready to pay, that he should come very early in the morning for the money, as early as 6am I rushed to his girl friend's house after he has gone to collect the money and told her that the police and SS guys came to carry her man for some runs like that, the poor girl jumped out with only her night wear I had to remind her to pick her wrapper, I then told her to go and call our other friends living close by to come and assist us with the bail, she ran off and woke about four of our guys and also called her cousin sis they all gathered in front of our house meanwhile I called my roomate on his cell screaming "ol boy your babe oooo see blood every where just dey come" he turned around took a drop and rushed back to the house, all this time a reasonble crowed has gathered in front of my house every one of them visible worried, as for me I just pretented to be making contacts with the police , suddenly the vihecle carrying my roommate stopped in front of the house, he rushed out running towards his girl, she embraced him and started crying ,he also had tears in his eye asking her what happened, every body was talking all at once when a shouted APRIL FOOL! Oo boy see blows , they chased me down the street if it was not my area people would have thouhgt I was a common theif, I had to keep shouting as I was running for cover.. Boy it so funny

hahahahaha, guy u bad! This one na 2-in-1.

;DA friend kald dis morning and said her ex died of AIDS 3 days ago, i screamed cos they dated for 5 years before breaking up and i was scared for my friend that she might be infected. i didn't see the april fool coming at all, she really got me.

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Mine happened today my girlfriend who has informed me since last week dat she will come in to abuja on palm sunday to visit her cousin but would like me to pick her from d airport. She sent me a text dat she has just arrived and i should hurry up and come and pick her. After driving for almost 30 mins from home to d airport and waiting under the hot sun for more than 15 mins at d airport, she sent me a text message saying april fool. Am not still picking her calls till now

Reminds me of my Uni days....we pranked our lodge mates n our friend planked us same day too. It goes like dis....I n my very close friend woke up as early as 5:30am, we started raising up our voices n punching ourselves hard, we broke bottles n injured ourselves 2 d surprise of every body in d lodge, frnds were crying trying 2 figure out what transpired only to get d rude shock of a great Hug between us smiling n shouting april fool; FUNNY enough we both were pranked 5mins later....A friend in another lodge nt 2 far called crying on d fon dat his girlfrnd that came visiting didnt wake up.....confused as we were rushing 2 his place, we were planning as we aproach the lodge to rap d girl n troll her away lol.....funny thoughts creeped into our minds. On getting dere we were both welcomed seeing dem KISSING n ............we just laufed n left. 15mins later dey called us 4 breakfast. I am just laughing n smiling as I typed dis....it was really sumthing else dat day.

[quote author=::Andrew::]I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that




ahhhhhhhrgh dt is killing.u were not nice at all.plz watch ur bak cos she may after u.

Fool me once, shame on u, fool me twice, shame on me.

freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it .

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead[b](Arrrrgghhh! Im dey beg for bele)[/b] of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed[b](im continue to dey straf o)[/b].

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

sob sob sob

so pesin don straf my most cherished cocoa? Raw straffin at that. . . .chei!!

I don die o.

Fejok01: mine is the one dat has refused to be a joke but has chosen to be real.I lost my hubby of less than 4yrs to death 7yrs ago.I wish d death was an april fool.

Sorry about this; may God be with you.

GLO credit balance read N9million this morning :-) I didn't fall for it though, cos I know Mike Adenuga is not stupid :-)

i fooled ma cousin today

left to church dis morning leaving ma cousin at home. We had the following conversation:

ME : Shola where are u ?
Shola : Bros am at home
Me : meet me at d entrance to our close with a bucket of water quickly my car is over heating
Shola : Ok sir
after about 3 mins
Shola : where are u ? am at d gate and cant see u
Me : where are u too ? i cant see u , anyway hope u brought d bucket of water ?
Shola : yea
Me : Ok just pour away the water and go back inside, u've just been fooled . Go check d calender
Shola : bros u no try ooooooo ...we don start to dey count scores b dat
i almost laffd ma head off.

pweetymama: Mine was not funny at all.On d 1st of april 2008,i had an appendix operation nd same day my best friend amarachi(RIP) died of hepatitis.it was really painful cos i found out a month later as it was kept secret from me cos of my own health.

May God comfort you.

Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

Guy you be original clown

A colleague called me to inform me she's been standing and knocking at the gate. Hold on, let me dress up cause I'm just coming from the bathroom, I responded. I checked both the front gate, the back gate and the entire compound without any sight of her. It then dawned on me that today is April 1.

deal_ordea: reading on goal.com that terry was made england player manager for euro 2012. it really hit the sport lovers

They got me there too! lol

For me it was when i called my fiancee and told her i wish she would do something for me and she accepted to do anything for me.................so i told her i met a lady in sch and i love her and i wish to take a second wife..... she took a deep breathe and almost fainted.. in a soft still voice i just said APRIL fool.....

freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it .

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

deadly,i wl neva try that.

This nearly cost me my relationship today o.
This was d sms conversation that took place today between my girl and I...
Me: Seriously I am tired of all this ur secret attitude. U take irrelevant tins as serious nd u also pretend too much.
It seems I really made a mistake liking u and infact I've thought about this: forget anitin we have ever discussed concerning relationship because if u can be like dis now then I wonder wat you'll do if I eventually*some text missing*

Her: If i am all dat u cal me,then u hv neva sat nd tot of tins u do dat pisses me of. Look, u can go ahead wit ur nxt action,nw i c u nova rily lykd me.good day

Me: Got ya...

Dear mi, o ti e le.
So for ur mind I go just wake up one Sunday moni and just destroy wat it took us over 2 yrs to build?
If u tink I will just allow u to go elsewhere then u must be joking.
May this new mont bring u love, success and more thirst for God's work.
Sweet @ mi happy April fools day...

Her: u dnt get 2fool me alrite? Buh sincerely asyd 4rm april fool,dats wat u tink of me. And d meaning of "wat it took us ova 2 yrs 2 build" jst defend mechanism

Me: It was just April fool and notin more. And wit or without April fool dats not wat I tink of u. U only feel so becos u know I nailed some trut. But seriously If I wanted a breakup will I just wake up nd do dat? It has taken us 2 yrs to get here and those two yrs re very special to me.
Disregard any sentiment o, I love u and u know dat. Hapi April fools day

She has called me to warn me seriously not to try the NONSENSE again. May God forgive us all...

Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time.
I was so mad, didn't know what to do...
But guess what?

they all fell for my SHARE AND SELL TEXT "N1500 was transferred to you from 0703XXXXXXX on 01/04/12 11:46 Your New balance is N1598.90" sender id 777

samuelorija218:

May God comfort you.

thanks