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|Recipe For A Love Potion? by @tomX(m): 5:38pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Seriously, does anyone have a recipe for love potion?
I often read of and hear of people being given love potions to eat or drink and I am yet to come across the stuff.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by ehie007(m): 6:17pm On Nov 02, 2007|
go and meet a babalawo, he will give u the formular.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by finekid(m): 6:30pm On Nov 02, 2007|
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by pmdaboh(f): 6:46pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Really, why would you want someone to fall in love with you, or another person, by force If someone does not love you naturally (on their own accord), then how can that make you feel good about yourself?
Do you actually believe in "Love Potions"? I would think that you would be to intelligent to believe that someone can injest something and that person can be MADE TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON. Even God does not force people to love or serve him--and he created them!
Are you so desperate that you want to try (for a love potion cannot work) to force someone on you. Excuse me, but that sounds really pathetic--as if you are saying that your worth, your importance, your self-esteem, your looks, your personality, your charm, and your importance is so low that no one (IN THE ENTIRE WORLD) could love you. How sad to view yourself as such!
Love will come naturally if you wait for it to happen.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by genniXe: 7:35pm On Nov 02, 2007|
LOVE POTION TEA
1 pinch of rosemary
2 teaspoons of black tea
3 pinches thyme
3 pinches nutmeg
3 fresh mint leaves
6 fresh rose petals
6 lemon leaves
3 cups pure spring water
To make another person fall in love with you, brew this tea on a Friday during a waxing moon (moving from empty to full).
Place all ingredients in an earthenware or copper tea kettle. Boil three cups of pure spring water and add to the kettle. Sweeten with sugar and honey, if desired.
Before drinking, recite this rhyme:
BY LIGHT OF MOON WAXING
I BREW THIS TEA
TO MAKE [lover's name] DESIRE ME.
Drink some of the tea and say:
GODDESS OF LOVE
HEAR NOW MY PLEA
LET [lover's name] DESIRE ME!
SO MOTE IT BE
SO MOTE IT BE
On the following Friday, brew another pot of the love potion tea and give some to the person you want to love you. He or she will soon begin to fall in love with you.
All in fun - but good luck!!!
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Carlosein(m): 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2007|
genixe and pmdaboh, na lie.
i advise u tomx to go and take agama lizard neck (d red variety o), mix it with viper's blood (2 spoons)
+ witches hair + a piece of your own umbilical cord (your own o cos another man's own will not work o)
+ all d nails u have ever cut off your fingers and toes.
cook all dis in the fire of a volcano for seven days while you sing and dance around the volcano.
and on the seventh day, drink it all while it is still boiling hot.
walahi if any lady does not love you, it is the witches in your family that are responsible.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by mercyn: 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2007|
you guys are just crazy . but i no blame una sha i strrongly recommend carlosein's recipe ive tried it before and it worked like jazz
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by reginol: 7:51pm On Nov 02, 2007|
dog i can give it to u 4 real, but gotta pay
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Carlosein(m): 7:53pm On Nov 02, 2007|
@mercyn, welcome to n/land .
but i hope that is not how u married/will get married o!
once again welcome.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by doyin13(m): 7:57pm On Nov 02, 2007|
just wash your bum into the food.
he /she will be addicted.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by kateflow(f): 8:03pm On Nov 02, 2007|
well u can aswell come to me i ve one baba in my area that can help u
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Carlosein(m): 8:04pm On Nov 02, 2007|
just like "iya basira"
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by kateflow(f): 8:10pm On Nov 02, 2007|
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by pmdaboh(f): 8:12pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Oooh I am very frightened now . . .something might happen to me . . perhaps now I should consult your advise for help to your "ridiculous" potion!
This is just too funny for words. Grow up . , will you.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by nana(f): 8:50pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Nairalanders no go kill me wiv laughter o.Amen!
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by rexfx2: 8:56pm On Nov 02, 2007|
get some devil beans (yerepeee). Boil it in a way that there would be enough water after the boiling process. Take both the boiled and the leftover water to the girls compound. Quickly eat the boiled devil beans and wash your face, legs, hands and neck with the leftover water.
quickly dash to the girls door and knock.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by lilrukevwe(m): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Guy u are in the right babalawo shop
OK here is the recipe
1. Fowl wen don grow teeth
2. mosquito lap
3. The left bosom of the queen ant
4. New born baby lion wen the mama they there
5. Agama lizard black one the one wen don nod head only once for him life
6. Use a basket to get water from the river Niger and take it home
Ok wen u get all this fast 4 seven days with no water dont swallow saliva den pound every thing exactly on the seventh day for 6 hours then mix with the water u got form river niger
Give alms to begger and run across obanikoro express way
Then go to the lady u love.Pay me wen u have gotten her
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by rexfx2: 9:11pm On Nov 02, 2007|
i feel that recipe, if that doesn't work, maybe he should exhume his great grand mothers corpse and eat it.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by @tomX(m): 9:28pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Una see una self, when person post better thread una no go reply. When useless topic show up, una go rush go there like ant to sugar. Imagine thread wey neva reach 3 hrs don get 169 view and about 20 replies and the thing de top chart!!!
Una do well, children of babalawo.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by rexfx2: 9:45pm On Nov 02, 2007|
u b confirmed ogbonooooo!
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by wham(m): 10:45pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Get a lil' sense of Humour
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by @tomX(m): 11:10pm On Nov 02, 2007|
Anyway, Dear Nairalanders (excluding all previous beefy posters)
My search finaly paid off as a mystic from India sent me the real McCoy.
This love potion is gauranteed to work for any body, even if you are not as handsome as me.
9 Factor Potion
To be performed on the 9th day of the 9th month.
(But you can try it anytime - who knows?)
9 oz. sweet red wine
9 basil leaves
9 red rose petals
9 apple seeds
9 drops vanilla extract
9 drops strawberry juice
9 drops apple juice
1 ginseng root, cut into 9 equal pieces
By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these nine ingrediants into a cauldron on the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the year.
Stir the potion nine times with a wooden spoon, each time reciting the following:
LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE
SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE.
SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE.
Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce the heat and let it simmer for nine minutes.
Remove the cauldron from the heat and allow the potion to cool off.
Blow nine times upon the potion, bless it in the names of nine love-goddesses, (see below) and then strain it through a cheesecloth into a clean container.
Cover and refrigerate it untill you are ready to serve it to the man or woman from whom you desire love and affection. (Do not allow anyone other than your beloved to look at,touch, or drink the love potion.)
The nine goddesses: Inanna, Ishtar, Astarte, Hathor, Nephthys, Aphrodite, Venus, Freya, Arianrhod.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by presido1: 11:25pm On Nov 02, 2007|
@tomX:If it does not work na for market square we go see you the following day.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Oracle(m): 12:30am On Nov 03, 2007|
Have fun using it
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by theboy0808(m): 5:31am On Nov 03, 2007|
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by bennygee(m): 6:23am On Nov 03, 2007|
I agwoturumbe will give you the solution.
just listen carefully,
1 yard of white cloth.
1 yard of Red cloth
fresh blood from a Hump Back
a cup of Hyena urine(fresh)
a virgin He-goat
if you get all these call me on 08038008309.
but if you cant get them on your own come with a paltry sum of N50,000
I,ll take care of everything
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Siena(m): 9:52am On Nov 03, 2007|
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Glorya(f): 9:56am On Nov 03, 2007|
see me see trouble oh Nairaland no go kill person, to the extent some have turned it into money-making venture. Anyway, anyone that tries any of the above portions should let us know if it works.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Gwazah(m): 10:07am On Nov 03, 2007|
On a more serious note read
Psalm 16 at nine o clock in the evening as well as psalm 8 and psalm 128 all together with your heart desires you will be well loved by every one not to talk of a single girl or guy.
if you are a pagan i don't know but learn and hav faith it will work for u
don't go to babalawo. pls.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by denony(m): 11:17am On Nov 03, 2007|
Its simple, just get vulture egg, cat poo, early in the morning around 4 o'clock stand at oshodi expressway, mention the name of the person you want, then listen to the gods to speak to you, after that she/he will be urs.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by akara(m): 11:22am On Nov 03, 2007|
Clean yourself up.
If you have BO or MO, get rid of it or work on it
Get a sense of humour
Lots of MTN or Glo cards
Lots of prezzies
Lots of smiles
The latest handset (abi)
Like her siblings (even if you hate them)
Lots of prayer
A combination of all the above and more, and you will get her, possibly gradually but dont give up.
If you are a lady,
na me go tell you wetin you go do (not what you think o). I am sure your friends will tell you.
|Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by mellow(m): 11:33am On Nov 03, 2007|
After reading Mills and Boon's More than skin Deep, drink a cup full of virgin fowl's piss and
shout let all the Nairaland babes be yours now and forever, let Seun fall in love with you so
that he can hand over Naraland to you on a platter and it shall be done according to your desire.
And Goodluck but no jonathan[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
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