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Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 12:46am On Mar 26, 2006
BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME.

Question: "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question :"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea
or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea."


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer:"Um,I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Leave it, I'm OK".
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by buckeye(m): 1:55am On Mar 26, 2006
haha, that was funny.
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 1:56am On Mar 26, 2006
i dont get it.

sorry but that joke was trashy
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Rhodalyn(f): 2:05am On Mar 26, 2006
omoge02863:

i don't get it.

sorry but that joke was trashy
no it wasnt you just dont understand it

basically the gu-y wanted tea but because he was been asked too many questions about how he would like his tea, he decided to go for water
Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
but then he realised also that he was been asked to many questions about the kind of water he liked tooooo so he simply asked the man to leave it and that he was ok
Leave it, I'm OK".
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 2:20am On Mar 26, 2006
wink
Rhoda, thanks for educating Omoge.
smiley
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by buckeye(m): 2:28am On Mar 26, 2006
omoge02863:

i don't get it.

sorry but that joke was trashy

u should have asked for explanation instead of talking rubbish about it.

@Dojo, abeg more of those jokes jare.
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Rhodalyn(f): 2:31am On Mar 26, 2006
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Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 3:38am On Mar 26, 2006
Rhodalyn:

no it wasnt you just don't understand it

basically the gu-y wanted tea but because he was been asked too many questions about how he would like his tea, he decided to go for waterbut then he realised also that he was been asked to many questions about the kind of water he liked tooooo so he simply asked the man to leave it and that he was ok


thanks homegirl 4 schoolingme on that joke
now i understand it

and like i said before i think its trashy

@ buckeye

buckeye:

u should have asked for explanation instead of talking rubbish about it.

@Dojo, abeg more of those jokes jare.


I wasn't talking rubbish , i sayin how i felt
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Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by theORAKU(m): 10:41am On Mar 26, 2006
funny enuff.

was just won
omoge02863:


sorry but that joke was trashy

Was wondering what that meant. Or is it a joke also?

omoge, hw u dey now?
long tyme no see,
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 26, 2006
lol. that was a nice one. grin
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Free(f): 4:02pm On Mar 26, 2006
Yea this was almost funny smiley
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Maxflame(m): 4:21pm On Mar 26, 2006
Free:

Yea this was almost funny smiley
cheesy Now that was funny!
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 5:36pm On Mar 26, 2006
theORAKU:

funny enough.

was just won
Was wondering what that meant. Or is it a joke also?

omoge, hw u dey now?
long tyme no see,


thats means the joke was wack

and i am fine thanks 4 asking
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by jayemkay(f): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2006
now that was funny! grin cheesy
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 31, 2006
am about to faint this is FUNNNNY grin
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by nobledanie(m): 4:48pm On Mar 31, 2006
grin Dojo, u no go kill person ooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2006
wink
@Noble,
I no fit kill because I no b murderer. grin grin
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 28, 2006
@ Dojo
Men u go wond me O! That was nice men, but i tell u if na me ask for that kind thing, i go just dey carry my own soft drink go the house.
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Z4M4eva(f): 12:52pm On Apr 28, 2006
l.o.l

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