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Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 12:46am On Mar 26, 2006 |
BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME. Question: "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "Tea please." Question :"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?" Answer : "Ceylon tea." Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?" Answer: "White." Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?" Answer: "With milk." Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer:"Um,I'll take it black." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar." Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water?" Answer: "Mineral water." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?" Answer: "Leave it, I'm OK". |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by buckeye(m): 1:55am On Mar 26, 2006 |
haha, that was funny. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 1:56am On Mar 26, 2006 |
i dont get it. sorry but that joke was trashy |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Rhodalyn(f): 2:05am On Mar 26, 2006 |
omoge02863:no it wasnt you just dont understand it basically the gu-y wanted tea but because he was been asked too many questions about how he would like his tea, he decided to go for water Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."but then he realised also that he was been asked to many questions about the kind of water he liked tooooo so he simply asked the man to leave it and that he was ok Leave it, I'm OK". |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 2:20am On Mar 26, 2006 |
Rhoda, thanks for educating Omoge. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by buckeye(m): 2:28am On Mar 26, 2006 |
omoge02863: u should have asked for explanation instead of talking rubbish about it. @Dojo, abeg more of those jokes jare. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Rhodalyn(f): 2:31am On Mar 26, 2006 |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 3:38am On Mar 26, 2006 |
Rhodalyn: thanks homegirl 4 schoolingme on that joke now i understand it and like i said before i think its trashy @ buckeye buckeye: I wasn't talking rubbish , i sayin how i felt |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by theORAKU(m): 10:41am On Mar 26, 2006 |
funny enuff. was just won omoge02863: Was wondering what that meant. Or is it a joke also? omoge, hw u dey now? long tyme no see, |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 26, 2006 |
lol. that was a nice one. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Free(f): 4:02pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
Yea this was almost funny |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Maxflame(m): 4:21pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
Free:Now that was funny! |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by omogenaija(f): 5:36pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
theORAKU: thats means the joke was wack and i am fine thanks 4 asking |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by jayemkay(f): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2006 |
now that was funny! |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
am about to faint this is FUNNNNY |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by nobledanie(m): 4:48pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
Dojo, u no go kill person ooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Dojo(m): 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
@Noble, I no fit kill because I no b murderer. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 28, 2006 |
@ Dojo Men u go wond me O! That was nice men, but i tell u if na me ask for that kind thing, i go just dey carry my own soft drink go the house. |
Re: Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by Z4M4eva(f): 12:52pm On Apr 28, 2006 |
l.o.l |
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