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| I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 10:39am On Apr 08, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching husband's condom. HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: Girl applying medicine to her Tips thinking they are pimples. HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of molestation. HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitute's privates. HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Unclad man sleeping on top of a Unclad woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest. HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy standing in a queue to Be Intimate with his own wife. HEIGHT OF OOOPS: You trying to urinate at a corner and suddenly, the girl you're toasting approaches. HEIGHT OF JOBLESSNESS: Is 4 me sitting down to write all these . . My PEOPLE Add Your Own! 2 Likes |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Lagusta(m): 12:12pm On Apr 08, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF CORRUPTION a primary schoolboy telling his teacher "pass me in all subjects and i give u my sweets for a year" |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 8:05pm On Apr 08, 2012 |
I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by ARareGem(f): 9:31am On Apr 09, 2012 |
Lol @ height of corruption.  Not bad, Sally Bonne. |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 11:38am On Apr 10, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF SICKNESS: we missed you at the theatre for surgery last week |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by dani1luv: 11:50am On Apr 10, 2012 |
| HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS: where is the joke? |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by booqee(f): 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
You tried sally! |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 8:23pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
Tanks booqee and ruqaya |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by ode remo(m): 11:03pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
height of stupidness, this is not even a joke . |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Lee644: 9:50am On Apr 19, 2012 |
where is the joke?  |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by olawalebabs(m): 11:41am On Apr 19, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me. |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by kody-licky(f): 12:44pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
good one Sally |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by toygod2: 1:25pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF WONDERS; people commenting on the thread,evn bfo me the chairman |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by ~vicky~: 2:24pm On Apr 19, 2012 |
Height of laughter: so funny i love dis thumbs up @ d joker |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by makapella(m): 12:17am On Apr 20, 2012 |
Height of madness Ppl toking bullshit when dey cnt post their own stuff but hating others. Finally sha sha ooo,whr is d fu*ki*ng joke? |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 7:47am On Apr 27, 2012 |
dani1luv: Height of not understanding u are the joke now |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Harbioollah(m): 9:15am On Apr 27, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF DRYNESS: i slept off thrice while reading this |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 10:03am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Harbioollah: HEIGHT OF DRYNESS: i slept off thrice while reading thisBEWARE!!! Tsetse fly has bitten you. 1 Like |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 11:28am On Apr 27, 2012 |
ode remo: height of stupidness, this is not even a joke . Height of ur name being ode(mumu) and u talkin abt stupidness 1 Like |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 11:33am On Apr 27, 2012 |
olawalebab: HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me. Nt acknowledging u ke,how nw ola no b ur joke nw |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 11:34am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Ruqaya has answered u,nid I say more |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Harbioollah(m): 3:11pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Ruqaya:HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY : Always looking for an excuse |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by mcnepow(m): 9:27pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
HEIGHT OF BIN A GENTLEMAN: Reading the joke n not falling asleep. . . |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by vb0mb(m): 4:13am On Apr 28, 2012 |
olawalebab: HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me. CBN governor don show up 4 here again. |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Exponental: 10:58am On Apr 28, 2012 |
dani1luv: lol........lwkmd @mod, pls make dis post an open signature on joke section! |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
Harbioollah: HEIGHT OF CLEVERNESS : Always looking for an excuseright |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by hakunajay(m): 9:55pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
sally bonne: I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place Welcome to nairaland. Some things are really unmentionables... Thats why your post looks strange to you. Just watch carefully and learn how guys get around word censors! Welcome once more. |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 5:49am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Exponental: Pls MODS |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 5:51am On Apr 30, 2012 |
hakunajay: Height of confusion,surprise and shock: me seeing my joke and not recognising it again |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 5:52am On Apr 30, 2012 |
@ Hakunajay tanks, I will watch and learn |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by booqee(f): 5:55pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
sally bonne: @ Hakunajay tanks, I will watch and learnsally bonne, next time if u don't want ur post to look strange to u, that is if u want to flout word censor, do it like dis: lemme give u example: if u want to write words like "prosti tute" or "ho oker" or anything of d sort, u can write it like dis- prosttittute, hoooker, hoøk€r, e.t.c or u can space it just like i did, if not it will replace it with lovepeddler. If u want to write something like "f u c k", u can write it like dis: phuck, ffuck, e.t.c U just add extra letter or replace some letters with symbols or space those words. Simple! Common words dat are censored on nl are: f u c k, pros ti tute, re tard, n a ked, id i ot, stup i d, or any abusive word, g a y, les b ian, pr ick, p e nis, words like dat,dey're many. u get nah?? |
| Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sally bonne(f): 11:52am On May 08, 2012 |
=))º°˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚°º=)). Tanks booqee I have so learnt tanks 4 d info,let me try it sef" niipplees" |
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