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I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 10:39am On Apr 08, 2012
HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching husband's condom.

HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: Girl applying medicine to her Tips thinking they are pimples.

HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of molest.

HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT:
A spider web found in a prostitute's privates.

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Unclad man sleeping on top of a Unclad woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.

HEIGHT OF PATIENCE:
A guy standing in a queue to have sex with his own wife.

HEIGHT OF OOOPS:
You trying to urinate at a corner and suddenly, the girl you're toasting approaches.

HEIGHT OF JOBLESSNESS:
Is 4 me sitting down to write all these . .

My PEOPLE
Add Your Own!

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Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Lagusta(m): 12:12pm On Apr 08, 2012
HEIGHT OF CORRUPTION
a primary schoolboy telling his teacher "pass me in all subjects and i give u my sweets for a year"
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 8:05pm On Apr 08, 2012
I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by ARareGem(f): 9:31am On Apr 09, 2012
Lol @ height of corruption. grin

Not bad, Sally Bonne.
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 11:38am On Apr 10, 2012
HEIGHT OF SICKNESS: we missed you at the theatre for surgery last week
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by dani1luv: 11:50am On Apr 10, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS: where is the joke? grin grin
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by booqee(f): 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2012
You tried sally!
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 8:23pm On Apr 18, 2012
Tanks booqee and ruqaya
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by oderemo(m): 11:03pm On Apr 18, 2012
height of stupidness, this is not even a joke .
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Lee644: 9:50am On Apr 19, 2012
where is the joke?
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by olawalebabs(m): 11:41am On Apr 19, 2012
HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me.
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by kodylicky(f): 12:44pm On Apr 19, 2012
good one Sally
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by toygod2: 1:25pm On Apr 19, 2012
HEIGHT OF WONDERS; people commenting on the thread,evn bfo me the chairman grin
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by vicky6: 2:24pm On Apr 19, 2012
Height of laughter: so funny i love dis thumbs up @ d joker
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by makapella(m): 12:17am On Apr 20, 2012
Height of madness

Ppl toking bullshit when dey cnt post their own stuff but hating others.
Finally sha sha ooo,whr is d fu*ki*ng joke?
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 7:47am On Apr 27, 2012
dani1luv: grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS: where is the joke? grin grin

Height of not understanding u are the joke now
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Harbioollah(m): 9:15am On Apr 27, 2012
HEIGHT OF DRYNESS: i slept off thrice while reading this
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 10:03am On Apr 27, 2012
Harbioollah: HEIGHT OF DRYNESS: i slept off thrice while reading this
BEWARE!!!
Tsetse fly has bitten you.

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Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 11:28am On Apr 27, 2012
ode remo: height of stupidness, this is not even a joke .

Height of ur name being ode(mumu) and u talkin abt stupidness

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Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 11:33am On Apr 27, 2012
olawalebab: HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me.

Nt acknowledging u ke,how nw ola no b ur joke nw
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 11:34am On Apr 27, 2012
Ruqaya:
BEWARE!!!
Tsetse fly has bitten you.

Ruqaya has answered u,nid I say more
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Harbioollah(m): 3:11pm On Apr 27, 2012
Ruqaya:
BEWARE!!!
Tsetse fly has bitten you.
HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY : Always looking for an excuse
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by mcnepow(m): 9:27pm On Apr 27, 2012
HEIGHT OF BIN A GENTLEMAN: Reading the joke n not falling asleep. . .
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by vb0mb(m): 4:13am On Apr 28, 2012
olawalebab: HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me.

CBN governor don show up 4 here again.
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Exponental(m): 10:58am On Apr 28, 2012
dani1luv: grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS: where is the joke? grin grin

lol........lwkmd
@mod, pls make dis post an open signature on joke section!
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by Ruqaya(f): 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2012
Harbioollah: HEIGHT OF CLEVERNESS : Always looking for an excuse
right
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by hakunajay(m): 9:55pm On Apr 29, 2012
sally bonne: I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place


Welcome to nairaland. Some things are really unmentionables... Thats why your post looks strange to you. Just watch carefully and learn how guys get around word censors! Welcome once more.
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 5:49am On Apr 30, 2012
Exponental:

lol........lwkmd
@mod, pls make dis post an open signature on joke section!

Pls MODS
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 5:51am On Apr 30, 2012
hakunajay:


Welcome to nairaland. Some things are really unmentionables... Thats why your post looks strange to you. Just watch carefully and learn how guys get around word censors! Welcome once more.

Height of confusion,surprise and shock: me seeing my joke and not recognising it again
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 5:52am On Apr 30, 2012
@ Hakunajay tanks, I will watch and learn
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by booqee(f): 5:55pm On Apr 30, 2012
sally bonne: @ Hakunajay tanks, I will watch and learn
sally bonne, next time if u don't want ur post to look strange to u, that is if u want to flout word censor, do it like dis: lemme give u example:
if u want to write words like "prosti tute" or "ho oker" or anything of d sort, u can write it like dis- prosttittute, hoooker, hoøk€r, e.t.c or u can space it just like i did, if not it will replace it with lovepeddler. If u want to write something like "f u c k", u can write it like dis: phuck, ffuck, e.t.c
U just add extra letter or replace some letters with symbols or space those words. Simple!

Common words dat are censored on nl are: f u c k, pros ti tute, re tard, n a ked, id i ot, stup i d, or any abusive word, g a y, les b ian, pr ick, p e nis, words like dat,dey're many. u get nah??
Re: I Dnt No If Dis Joke Has Been Posted Here B4 Bt Hey Am New, by sallybonne(f): 11:52am On May 08, 2012
=))º°˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚°º‎​=)). Tanks booqee I have so learnt tanks 4 d info,let me try it sef" niipplees"

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