timbros: 2000 Quarter final
Chelsea 3-1 Barcelona
Barcelona 5-1 Chelsea (aet) (Babayaro red card)
.
2005 Round of 16
Barcelona 2-1 Chelsea (Drogba red card)
Chelsea 4-2 Barcelona
.
2006 Round of 16
Chelsea 1-2 Barcelona (Del Horno red card)
Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea
.
2007 Group Stage
Chelsea 1-0 Barcelona
Barcelona 2-2 Chelsea
.
2009 Semi Finals
Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona
.
10 UEFA Champions league meetings: 3 wins apiece and 4 draws. . . Who say Barcelona pass Chelsea? KTBFFH!!

N.B: Notice that all Barcelona victories has red cards attached to it, thus the name. . . Uefalona!

Thank you...justifying people who play like animals...let chelsea just play ball and not legs...

Mustay:

That same year at Stamford Bridge, Barca lost to Chelsea 3 - 1 in the first leg.

And btw, it was at the quarters, not the semis.

Should we conclude that, chelsea wins at home, but Barca always qualify in thieir place?
I nearly spirit is a very bad one.
Same spirit will see you chelsea fans down today.
Up Barca.
My well wishes to you.

https://www.nairaland.com/916630/dani-alves-chelsea-play-fear#10616342

^^^^

I sed it before, and I will do it again

Chelsea 2 Barcelona 2

treasure_mi: The General Overseer of Chelsea Ministries Int'l Inc., The Most Venerable Bishop Senior Apostle Evangelist Roman Akpogiomi Abramovich a.k.a Babaolowo, a.k.a. Olorioko, a.k.a. Sign Today, Sack Tomorrow, has called for a day dry fasting against wickedness in high places come this wednesday night.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood (messi, xavi, iniesta et al) but against principalities and powers (platini, uefa and referees).

We declare that every offside goal, every diving, every unwarranted pk, every ball no cross line referee say na goal, die by fayayayayayaayaya!!!
We also declare that the spirit of Martin Atkinson shall possess the centre referee IJN...

Amen pastor. We never chop since morning because of barca

Chelsee go suffer today o.

timbros: 2000 Quarter final
Chelsea 3-1 Barcelona
Barcelona 5-1 Chelsea (aet) (Babayaro red card)
.
2005 Round of 16
Barcelona 2-1 Chelsea (Drogba red card)
Chelsea 4-2 Barcelona
.
2006 Round of 16
Chelsea 1-2 Barcelona (Del Horno red card)
Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea
.
2007 Group Stage
Chelsea 1-0 Barcelona
Barcelona 2-2 Chelsea
.
2009 Semi Finals
Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona
.
10 UEFA Champions league meetings: 3 wins apiece and 4 draws. . . Who say Barcelona pass Chelsea? KTBFFH!!

N.B: Notice that all Barcelona victories has red cards attached to it, thus the name. . . Uefalona!

Here or there, Barca progresses to the final, while the wrestlers curses heaven again for their ineptitude.
At least, you said it yourself.
There is always a reason why despite chelsea do their best, that best is always not enough.

oly g: MY BLOOD IS BLUE,CHELSEA IS BLUE,IMPOSSIBILITY IS NOTHING.BARCA DEY FOR TROUBLE 2DAY OH.CHELSEA GO DESTROY BARCA TODAY OH.ABEG IF YOU KNOW MESSI TELL AM MAKE E NO PLAY 2DAY OR ELSE WE GO BREAK IS LEG

A TYPICAL TOUT.
THAT IS THE MAJOR ATTRIBUTE OF CHELSEA FANS(FEW EXCEPTIONS).
GO FOR THE LEG, GET THE RED.
AND COME BACK WITH YOUR CURSES THAT REFEREE SURPORTS BARCA.
OR PLATINI INSTRUCTED THE REF.
IF CHELSEA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE BALL BUT LEG,
THEY SHOULD JOIN WWF AND MEET CM PUNK, JOHN CENA ETAL IN THE WRESTLING RING.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS.

IF THE OFFICIATING GOES WRIGHT. BARCA GO CHOP AM.
BLUES FOR REAL.

lanrock: IF THE OFFICIATING GOES WRIGHT. BARCA GO CHOP AM.
BLUES FOR REAL.

OFFICIATING WILL ALWAYS BE OKAY IF YOU ARE NOT ALL DRUNK ON THE PITCH.
WHEN CHELSEA IS DRUNK WITH THEIR FANS,
THEY START KICKING ANYTHING THEY SEE INCLUDING OPPONENTS.
AND THEY EXPECT THE REF TO KEEP WATCHING THEM TURN FOOTBALL PITCH TO WRESTLING RING.
ONLY A DRUNKARDS EXPECT SUCH.
5 HRS TO GO.
TODAY IS THE DAY.

With the transcendental talent and fleetfootedness of Messi,the Orchestrating ability of Xavi,the sleek and panache dribbling of Iniesta and the marauding run of Dani Alves,Chelsea is in hell!

sapien: With the transcendental talent and fleetfootedness of Messi,the Orchestrating ability of Xavi,the sleek and panache dribbling of Iniesta and the marauding run of Dani Alves,Chelsea is in hell!

Well said.
I do not know why I almost support Barca as much as my Club anytime they play.
Oh, it's because I love people who do well.
Barca, carry goooooooooooo.

na waoooo e no va happn b4 chelsea go c fire ooooo.

Why are Chelsea kids pissing on their diapers already? Imagine 3 pages in a match that is more than 3 hours ahead. I laugh in Stamford bridge.
Another opportunity for Barca to wean the babies .

timbros:

Messi have never scored against Chelsea in all his life and its not about to start tonight. . .

You dudes are funny sha.
First it was Messi does not score against English Teams, then it was never scores with his head. Now it is Messi never scores against chelsea.
I'm sure he will go ahead and make a mockery of that statement you just wrote down there.

I wouldnt want to rule out chelsea completely from tonight's game. Luck might decides to hug them. Game of football pulls the most incredible surprises

Lionel Messi has faced Chelsea six times in the Champions League but has never scored against the Blues. Nor be me write am na so he dey for record. Another day of frustration for messi.

UP CHELSEA TILL THE END OF TIME

This is the moment Chelsea, go for the Jugular of Barca and squeeze out a win. Chelsea 2 VS Barca 0

Olaolufred:

Should we conclude that, chelsea wins at home, but Barca always qualify in thieir place?
I nearly spirit is a very bad one.
Same spirit will see you chelsea fans down today.
Up Barca.
My well wishes to you.

Well, honestly, that's what scares me; the 2nd leg at Nou Camp. I'm less concerned 'bout this than that one. One thing about Barca however is that they hate being frustrated in their game play. it's their hercules heel.

.

I see Drogba spreading his arms as usual. Am sure you all know what that means? I just dey laugh Chelsea 4 eternity

How to stop messi

Match never even start, 3 comment pages already. Ok oh


Line up

Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Cole, Mikel, Lampard, Ramires, Mata, Meireles, Drogba

Subs: Turnbull, Bosingwa, Essien, Malouda, Kalou, Sturridge, Torres

treasure_mi: The General Overseer of Chelsea Ministries Int'l Inc., The Most Venerable Bishop Senior Apostle Evangelist Roman Akpogiomi Abramovich a.k.a Babaolowo, a.k.a. Olorioko, a.k.a. Sign Today, Sack Tomorrow, has called for a day dry fasting against wickedness in high places come this wednesday night.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood (messi, xavi, iniesta et al) but against principalities and powers (platini, uefa and referees).

We declare that every offside goal, every diving, every unwarranted pk, every ball no cross line referee say na goal, die by fayayayayayaayaya!!!
We also declare that the spirit of Martin Atkinson shall possess the centre referee IJN...

mkmyers45: so funny.

no tension ooo,at least we go make ourselves laff b4 b.p begin rise.

this is what we call IJAYA (Barca) vs IFOKANBALE (Chelsea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83p1x-66bI&feature=watch_response

Come on Chelsea

hahahahahahaha where my pipu

kaydee, fredoooo, roland are you ready

puyol nor get comb for house?

mikel starts hmm

na to chop card remain

alves comot my screen jor . agbero