calebrita: YOU HAVE TWO BLACKBERRY PHONE,1 I-PHONE AND 1 I-PAD AND AT LEAST YOU USE UP TO 3K ON EACH PER MONTH AND UR MOTHER IS SELLING GROUNDNUT AND PURE WATER ON UR STREET GOD IS WATCHING U WANT TO SEE IF U WILL ADJUST.

See confession

Chei! Nairalanders, Unu ga egbu mmadu le!

You don't want guys to know that your b r e a s t s are too small for a bra, you now tucked them in a 'pako' bra, to seem big. Even if we can't see your b o o b s, . . . GOD IS WATCHING THEM AS BLUE FILM! You continued harrassing Seun sexually, so that your topic can make the front page...GOD DEY WATCH BOTH OF YOU! You voted a useless president, and still insincere to admit regret. . . GOD DEY WATCH UNA!

You so much like to eat a dog killed by a hit and run driver because its cheap, but whenever you are going out you lock up your own dog in a cage. your neighbours are waching you,

U give lecturer 50k, come dey talk say na person wey pass na him no book, #Godiswatchingyou#

You are a mod in NL and i post something of relevance in response to a topic or comment and the next time i check, i see "This post has been hidden"...#Godiswatchingyou#

U buy ok (bend down select) 4rm india give ur brother children come tell dem say na new cloth from yankee, #Godiswatchingyou#

U bring girl come house come dey tell ur neighbours say na ur sis, #God dey see u#

ogbeche77: You excort Ur Uncle go
international Airport, u come back dey speak American accent # GodIsWatchingU

omo na d baddest b dis

Dey waf u frm sch, u go stay ur friend place, u are deceiving urself.

Dey deport u frm u.k, u talk say u come naija to come finally settle down, #u dey jons ursef# u do consultancy 4 unical come upload ursef 4 nysc uniform, #y u dey lie ?#

st.okolie:
you be devil agent they claim atheist,take decieve others for NL so them go follow you go hell.ur fire no get mate.

That is a good one St.okolie

U go to different churches every sunday and U stand up as a new member just to eat meat pie n malt #Godiswatchingyou

u dey masturb8 finish 1 bar of Lux, u come FB update 'dis chick no go kill me o' #unofitconfuseGod

Ur Iphone, blackberry, house rent, clothes and brazillian hair were paid for by 5 different guys and ur BBM display name is 'Miss Independent' #Godiswatchingu in 3D

U go confession, u no tell priest say u self-service, #God go nack u akpako#

You are reading,judging and laughing at others confession here, you don't want to confess yours
so that u will be forgiven "He is watching you"

u dey kpansh babe wey pesin don pay im bride price for villa...God is watching u in HD!

lool smh do ppl actually do these things?..sad

u use runz + dubbing + akpako-knacking take graduate with 1st class from university...God is watching u in HD!

You are into fraud(yahoo) u don't want to admit that it is a sin, u keep on justifying yourself and refuse to accept the truth.
Even when u make 1m u don't know how the money disappears bc the money is accused. "Repent God still loves you, he can take care of you"

u use juju take turn ur husband to a couch potato...God is watching u in HD!

u dey scatter glory, dey sing praises, dey destroy akpako for ph, abuja & lagos...come dey talk say u still get hymen...God dey watch u in HD!

You dey watch ogun state television come dey update cnn tinz. Amosun is watching you

U dey bang another woman husband, yet dey do fasting and prayer say ya own go come this year. The wife is praying 4 u, God is not sleeping

U are a girl, a guy bought BB for you another pays the subscription, one bought a laptop for you the other pays the internet,

one pays your hostel accommodation while another furnish it.

"All of them will abandon you when u want to settle down and u will marry your uncle"

You dey drink garri with nothing, come fold your hand as if groundnut dey there, your stomach is watching you.

You are a devoted church worker, everyone knows and respect you but you indulge in secret sins #GodseesYou# you will have your reward

redcliff: After eating first round u go to take another and u know you are nt supposed to take another meat but u put the meat under the food so nobody sees it #be very careful

I swear na true confession b dis, God is watchn u o

If u wear white blazer, white shoe n u con jerry curl ur hair, form american accent,dey pursue fine chicks in d name of evangelism #PastorChisIsWatchingU#

your sister wants chicken 600 for her birthday and u went to buy bb of 60,000 for a girl that has not accepted your offer #God is looking at u wit HD camera#

AngelEbi: This thread is so on point. I don die for laugh.

you graduate 4rm uniport yhet u say u be havard graduate...God is watching you