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Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 3:26pm On Apr 21, 2012
Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by chibaby5(f): 3:28pm On Apr 21, 2012
A woman married to a Man
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 3:31pm On Apr 21, 2012
chi-baby:
A woman married to a Man

Even a Creche Kid knows that -- I mean a kinda Logical Definition i.e Genus-Differentia Definition! wink wink
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by chibaby5(f): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2012
U obviously think ur definition is Einstein? undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by globaljobs(m): 3:52pm On Apr 21, 2012
A wife is your partner for life.

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Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by honeric01(m): 4:01pm On Apr 21, 2012
Your permanent inmate.
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Killz3(m): 6:09pm On Apr 21, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided

Nonsense!
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by skydeep(f): 6:16pm On Apr 21, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided

trash
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Flashaldrin(m): 7:12pm On Apr 21, 2012
Best friend and life companion!

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Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by LaParisienne(f): 7:29pm On Apr 21, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided


Don't you mean a slave undecided undecided undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by MrsChima(f): 7:38pm On Apr 21, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided


Go hug a transformer while dripping wet. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by PrettyCindy(f): 8:54pm On Apr 21, 2012
El Guapo:

Even a Creche Kid knows that -- I mean a kinda Logical Definition i.e Genus-Differentia Definition! wink wink

If you don't have anything to do, please go and sleep.
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by LesbianBoy(m): 12:01am On Apr 22, 2012
A wife can be defined as a woman who can cuuk and cliean and give her man punny as at when due!
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by agb2011(f): 12:02am On Apr 22, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided

.
My advice 4u. Go to ur village, tel ur villagehead u need a housegirl. Then marry watever girl he givs u. That is d wife u deserve
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by SweetSex(m): 12:27am On Apr 22, 2012
Definition of a wife: Dat bitch u fukc everynit wit or witout menses. Are u satisfied?
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Apr 23, 2012
Mrs.Chima:


Go hug a transformer while dripping wet. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Mr Chima Understands tis Berra than i Do undecided undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by ea7(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2012
I can wash my own clothes. Nothing stops me from ironing and I can cook. Ah, you must mean a house help/slave. My mistake.
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 2:33pm On Apr 23, 2012
grin grin grin
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by TroyJay(m): 2:41pm On Apr 23, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided

This is sad. "Men" still think like this?

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Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 23, 2012
TroyJay:
This is sad. "Men" still think like this?

Jxt On Fuel Subsidy Periods Bro undecided undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by MrsChima(f): 12:39am On Apr 24, 2012
El Guapo:

Mr Chima Understands tis Berra than i Do undecided undecided lipsrsealed

Mr. Chima said to tell you to wash your bootyhole next time you visit him. You batty boy. wink
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Exponental(m): 4:11am On Apr 24, 2012
~Killz~:

ARRANT Nonsense!

@OP,
Washing, Ironing, Food, Etc: house maids/relations/children do dat, does dat means dey are all wives?
Kindly reboot ur hibernated no 6!
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 8:05am On Apr 24, 2012
Exponental:

@OP,
Washing, Ironing, Food, Etc: house maids/relations/children do dat, does dat means dey are all wives?
Kindly reboot ur hibernated no 6!

Tell 'Em wink wink

Mrs.Chima:


Mr. Chima said to tell you to wash your bootyhole next time you visit him. You batty boy. wink

That Perv! He's Been acting Up oflately Huh? angry angry
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Omolola1(f): 10:10am On Apr 24, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided


God is Watching You in 3D
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Idowuogbo(f): 12:14pm On Apr 24, 2012
Omolola1:

God is Watching You in 3D
Am watching u in 7D

Wia u bin woman! angry

@op
Ask ur mother or grandmother mi o raye shitzzz mehn!
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by TroyJay(m): 1:27pm On Apr 24, 2012
El Guapo:

Jxt On Fuel Subsidy Periods Bro undecided undecided
There's no excuse whatsoever for pathetic thinking. . .
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2012
El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided

a woman wey go fit bath me
pet me
treat me like a king etc
nah dat one go make a good wife material wink
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by SAFO(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2012
El guapo, you knew these replies were coming with a thread like this bro. grin
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by MrsChima(f): 12:18am On Apr 25, 2012
SAFO: El guapo, you knew these replies were coming with a thread like this bro. grin

And you come stroilling your stanky arse in here! tongue tongue
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 3:24am On Apr 25, 2012
lefulefu:
a woman wey go fit bath me
pet me
treat me like a king etc
nah dat one go make a good wife material wink

You forgot spoon feed you and change your diapers regularly.
You this baby goat.


El Guapo: Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC
undecided undecided undecided



smh.
What size club do you use to
'whack-n-drag' your babes? tongue
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Nobody: 8:15am On Apr 25, 2012
SAFO: El guapo, you knew these replies were coming with a thread like this bro. grin

Always Ready for the Worst But Praying for the Best Bro wink

MsDarkSkin: smh.
What size club do you use to
'whack-n-drag' your babes? tongue

Large Enough to Envelope Mrs Chima's ArSe! cheesy

Omolola1:

God is Watching You in 3D

Coming Frm ma First Love? undecided undecided
Re: Your Definition Of A Wife? by Omolola1(f): 10:25am On Apr 25, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Am watching u in 7D

Wia u bin woman! angry


grin grin grin grin
Idowu, af really missed yu! But you didnt ask of me though embarassed

El Guapo:

Coming Frm ma First Love? undecided undecided


grin grin grin

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