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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlordmaniac(m): 12:54pm On Apr 21, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


only 5 points from top 4 with 4 games to go.

Na. why I dey apologise ahead of time - Your 40k go sponsor short time and 2 beer package for 8 lucky people.

I'm sorry bro.

I know it's possible otunba....but I trust Harry Kane not to let me down....you can clearly see he has started using amadioha to swear on his daughters skull all because of goals and golden boot? That sort of drive will ensure spurs shall finish ahead of you guys so my faith remains unshaken! Meanwhile if your down for some pes2018 style beat downs let me know your online name so that I can meet you in cyberspace later! Final scores will be posted here! And we must only use shekpeteri and man u...no barca or real cheat mode! grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 12:57pm On Apr 21, 2018
Ibime:
Ho Lee Chit!

Haneffahesperredit.

Will you sharrap dia... Abi no be you start am? grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 1:00pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:


I know it's possible otunba....but I trust Harry Kane not to let me down....you can clearly see he has started using amadioha to swear on his daughters skull all because of goals and golden boot? That sort of drive will ensure spurs shall finish ahead of you guys so my faith remains unshaken! Meanwhile if your down for some pes2018 style beat downs let me know your online name so that I can meet you in cyberspace later! Final scores will be posted here! And we must only use shekpeteri and man u...no barca or real cheat mode! grin

I only play FIFA bro.

plus I've actually stopped playing that shitty game sef.

The prayer of the saints is greater than Harry Kane's jazz.

Where 3 or 4 or gathered in the name of olosho, we will ensure your money there in our midst. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 1:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
sod09:
I'm sorry for our past differences,I'm also sorry for the future ones too cheesy cheesy
Inshort I will start trolling my useless club to make you happy
I hoepy apologu is acceptable

get the Fück outta here bro.

I apologised first.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin


Didn't know the FA Semi-Final Match is gonna be played on this Thread. Let me find a Seat sharply, elrony - space dey for your side?!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlordmaniac(m): 1:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
sod09:
I'm sorry for our past differences,I'm also sorry for the future ones too cheesy cheesy
Inshort I will start trolling my useless club to make you happy
I hoepy apologu is acceptable


Baba! You no go finish mourn wenger first! I dey even feel bad for you as very soon una go carry one foreign moyes come suffer wetin we suffer in 2013/14.....Anyway today na bursting day! Leave me and that boy wey feel say here na him caban....i just need some simple questions answered from dons like him! You know say me na borrow pose billionaire so I need to learn from dons! wink
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 1:06pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:

All he needs to say is funlord I'm sorry and in one minute I go dash am N20,000 to at least assist madam with her hair for this weekend and also make those kids wack better soup with meat tomorrow!

Forget man like Diggz jare.

I'm Sorry Funlord. When should I send my paypal details to you?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:07pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin


Cruxifizio Ghost is viewing United Thread, while his liveless Body is about to be cremated and dusted inside Lagoon.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 1:08pm On Apr 21, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


get the Fück outta here bro.

I apologised first.
you owing him na angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 1:08pm On Apr 21, 2018
Oasis007:
grin


Cruxifizio Ghost is viewing United Thread, while his liveless Body is about to be cremated and dusted inside Lagoon.
grin grin
Goat...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlordmaniac(m): 1:09pm On Apr 21, 2018
chic2pimp:


Forget man like Diggz jare.

I'm Sorry Funlord. When should I send my paypal details to you?


See person wey dey look after buhari grand kids wan job me? grin grin grin....my friend come to naija and let me escort you to that risen place.....meanwhile I only want to help the needy so that their green cataracts can be cured.....i really need to get to the root of egbons bile!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 1:10pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:



Baba! You no go finish mourn wenger first! I dey even feel bad for you as very soon una go carry one foreign moyes come suffer wetin we suffer in 2013/14.....Anyway today na bursting day! Leave me and that boy wey feel say here na him caban....i just need some simple questions answered from dons like him! You know say me na borrow pose billionaire so I need to learn from dons! wink
forget wengay and arsenal bros
I need to know you have forgiven me
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:27pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:

[s]


Are you afraid of calling the so called online rich men? Why are you still acting like a highly pained world class "ewu kenya" just because I, Lana1 and obainojazz butchered and showed you up for what you truly are? Even after your coward ass got me banned for almost a month? Is your online rep so important to you? You have been running around this section trying desperately to save whatever is left of your tattered scrotums on this thread and ours....you had to beg nihilist and co to come and assist you in hyping your weak ass rebuttals after you got us banned.....Well guess what.... I've buried you son! I saw you crying to afrodoc2 the other day about nl millions.....are you scared of all the zeros you saw dozing in my account? Who gives someone that amount of cash for safekeeping in buhari's nigeria? Ok hypothetically let us even consider your pathetic lies...Why does no one rate you enough to allow you assist them with so many m's too ? Why is your balance still like my jamb result?


Nigga...STFU and be humble....my threads are a testament to my level of achievement....my consistent rolling with the great and the good on this forum across the country is the evidence of how I'm the real deal.....my PI work that has helped traders recover m's back from the G boys is another testament to how much of an asset I am to people who spend their time getting paid or grinding on NL rather than "spending their jobless lives screaming thunder fire, _cunts, scummies etc from 5am till midnight daily online like a sex starved gorilla on coke".....you have been casted you this "mai indomie?" you are so weak you had to invent wack personals to do what? You think anyone believes your lies? Or your _stupid claims? If you ever find your broken plate self in my presence you go fit open mouth so? Should we prove it? Or na all this online noise you only make on this thread son dey job you? Your towns men here have sold you out to me boy.....it shows where you rank on their list of priorities...

Let me reiterate the facts about your short and brutish existence:

1: you are a kept man....meaning you are currently being sustained by your long suffering wife's stipends.....


2: You have no hustle, savings or job...well except making coffee and assisting mr........from time to time.

3: You consider indomie to be an a la carte meal as it is what you are currently used to!


4: Your boys spit whenever you walk into their "mom's house" (she pays the bills kid) and who will blame them...they don't want to end up as kwashiokor kids due to being underfed by their loser dad's lack of drive and ambition!


So at the end of the day diggz...what do you have going for you that makes you think you have a voice here? All the father's and earners here are looking after their own...they only come here to entertain themselves around clowns like you...which is why any monetary gains made here are usually spent on buying an old otondo like you recharge cards..you are really no different from the students here so who you wan measure _prick with really? You dey laugh corpers allowance? Nigga when last did you see N18,500 in the flesh? I've served my ban like a boss watching you fool yourself in my absence.....well guess what your mail delivery system has been hacked....you are an ogogoro soaked shekpite so cowardice is in your DNA........but a coward always dies twice so your first was on the united thread...today's own will be in your own backyard! The gay guy you want to beg for dollars cried to you of how my female mods tortured him and he came crying to you! Look at the weakling you even call your guys in this section? Someone with a nose like my erect _penis? Anyway misery loves company so idiotic trolls must band together.....i wish you both the best! Now come and let the comparison begin....I am going to teach you the meaning of pettiness and I'm going to prove to all these men who you tend to disrespect with your inane, sex starved and childish comments that they are all a 1000 times better than you.... You can run to the mods as well...but that will be after you have been shown up to be a know nothing, broke online loud mouth and real life nonentity whose destiny is to live and perish as a troll on NL! E remain make you include troll on your CV since you are not good at much else in life....no good at hustling...no good at being a husband, son or father and no good at maintaining a respectable bank balance! grin[/s]

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

See Tears.....but NL millionaire is not you or your fathers name na.....why are you wailing son? Lol....you really have a great sense of humor aswear....I have been laughing so hard at your level of steeewpidity....you must really think the hustling you have been making noise since the turn of this year just began in 2018......I will leave you and your benighted fellow mongrels and empty vessels to keep spewing more of what your real life entails here.......

If you are the first person in your entire lineage of EKUTEs, your village , local government area and state to turn a millionaire with just N9million....newsflash son...it does not apply to everybody else....not me especially. So stop making noise, you are a confirmed newbie to making money, your money is as irrelevant as the RAT you are....some of us here have been earning our keep for more than a decade son....you don't hear us talk shytte or make claims here...so "bytch be humble" and stop beating that flat chest of yours my way because all your braggadocio and shouting upandan like a rabbies infested dog "na for your pocket ogbeni".........when the entire sports section is already aware of your rimming sections with the alhajis...you miserable handbag, your mumu must be follow come cheesy

You are clearly the prototype for everything that is wrong with an impoverished being because even the Alhajiseun who is the source of everything decent which has ever happened to your miserable life with the creation of NL, is yet to make half the noise you bitter good for nothing rat do disturb us with here ........your shytee licking must really be giving you rat a false sense of accomplishment grin

EkuteFunlord.....it is simply not enough to keep making noise about your hustle and how it is paying, when you still walk around the streets of Abuja with a skin rougher than that of crocodile, a neck longer than that of a prisoner in kirikiri and cant afford to eat a meal with decent cutleries and dinner sets on a decent dinner table.....I am not sorry son...you are simply still struggling to be a man....and it shall never be well with you.....

Go lick some shytte...you blaady ekute.... cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin


Mortal Kombat!

Cruxifizio ain't dead yet..... I repeat!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:




Are you afraid of calling the so called online rich men? Why are you still acting like a highly pained world class "ewu kenya" just because I, Lana1 and obainojazz butchered and showed you up for what you truly are? Even after your coward ass got me banned for almost a month? Is your online rep so important to you? You have been running around this section trying desperately to save whatever is left of your tattered scrotums on this thread and ours....you had to beg nihilist and co to come and assist you in hyping your weak ass rebuttals after you got us banned.....Well guess what.... I've buried you son! I saw you crying to afrodoc2 the other day about nl millions.....are you scared of all the zeros you saw dozing in my account? Who gives someone that amount of cash for safekeeping in buhari's nigeria? Ok hypothetically let us even consider your pathetic lies...Why does no one rate you enough to allow you assist them with so many m's too ? Why is your balance still like my jamb result?


Nigga...STFU and be humble....my threads are a testament to my level of achievement....my consistent rolling with the great and the good on this forum across the country is the evidence of how I'm the real deal.....my PI work that has helped traders recover m's back from the G boys is another testament to how much of an asset I am to people who spend their time getting paid or grinding on NL rather than "spending their jobless lives screaming thunder fire, _cunts, scummies etc from 5am till midnight daily online like a sex starved gorilla on coke".....you have been casted you this "mai indomie?" you are so weak you had to invent wack personals to do what? You think anyone believes your lies? Or your _stupid claims? If you ever find your broken plate self in my presence you go fit open mouth so? Should we prove it? Or na all this online noise you only make on this thread son dey job you? Your towns men here have sold you out to me boy.....it shows where you rank on their list of priorities...

Let me reiterate the facts about your short and brutish existence:

1: you are a kept man....meaning you are currently being sustained by your long suffering wife's stipends.....


2: You have no hustle, savings or job...well except making coffee and assisting mr........from time to time.

3: You consider indomie to be an a la carte meal as it is what you are currently used to!


4: Your boys spit whenever you walk into their "mom's house" (she pays the bills kid) and who will blame them...they don't want to end up as kwashiokor kids due to being underfed by their loser dad's lack of drive and ambition!


So at the end of the day diggz...what do you have going for you that makes you think you have a voice here? All the father's and earners here are looking after their own...they only come here to entertain themselves around clowns like you...which is why any monetary gains made here are usually spent on buying an old otondo like you recharge cards..you are really no different from the students here so who you wan measure _prick with really? You dey laugh corpers allowance? Nigga when last did you see N18,500 in the flesh? I've served my ban like a boss watching you fool yourself in my absence.....well guess what your mail delivery system has been hacked....you are an ogogoro soaked shekpite so cowardice is in your DNA........but a coward always dies twice so your first was on the united thread...today's own will be in your own backyard! The gay guy you want to beg for dollars cried to you of how my female mods tortured him and he came crying to you! Look at the weakling you even call your guys in this section? Someone with a nose like my erect _penis? Anyway misery loves company so idiotic trolls must band together.....i wish you both the best! Now come and let the comparison begin....I am going to teach you the meaning of pettiness and I'm going to prove to all these men who you tend to disrespect with your inane, sex starved and childish comments that they are all a 1000 times better than you.... You can run to the mods as well...but that will be after you have been shown up to be a know nothing, broke online loud mouth and real life nonentity whose destiny is to live and perish as a troll on NL! E remain make you include troll on your CV since you are not good at much else in life....no good at hustling...no good at being a husband, son or father and no good at maintaining a respectable bank balance! grin
hmm 0-1. Funlord izzagoal
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:



Can I know your current worth rich boy? Can I see a snap shot of what you currently drive mr Diddy? I want to be greeting you yes sir but getting our respect is not by likes and shares...it is by showing us empirical evidence.....if anyone looks at your history on this forum they would feel you work for complete sports...but since you don't [b] "what else do you do in all the hours you spend crying online baba? How do you provide for your people" ask me anything in return don't use dry stale insults to try and deviate from my query....the clock is ticking sir.....i heard you are really big...abeg make I share your weight...[/b]

Its not my fault you are just a Poor Rat.... and with the bitterness in your ewure heart killing you slowly but surely.... you and your lineage will definitely die as paupers.....

by the way my dinner table is worth at least 1/4th of your life savings....you can call your alhajis to increase the amount your lick their anus and chop their shytes so you can afford a decent one for yourself....you blinking ediiot....
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
What a good day to be alive cheesy cheesy cheesy....

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 1:34pm On Apr 21, 2018
Cruxifizio:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

See Tears.....but NL millionaire is not you or your fathers name na.....why are you wailing son? Lol....you really have a great sense of humor aswear....I have been laughing so hard at your level of steeewpidity....you must really think the hustling you have been making noise since the turn of this year just began in 2018......I will leave you and your benighted fellow mongrels and empty vessels to keep spewing more of what your real life entails here.......

If you are the first person in your entire lineage of EKUTEs, your village , local government area and state to turn a millionaire with just N9million....newsflash son...it does not apply to everybody else....not me especially. So stop making noise, you are a confirmed newbie to making money, your money is as irrelevant as the RAT you are....some of us here have been earning our keep for more than a decade son....you don't hear us talk shytte or make claims here...so "bytch be humble" and stop beating that flat chest of yours my way because all your braggadocio and shouting upandan like a rabbies infested dog "na for your pocket ogbeni".........when the entire sports section is already aware of your rimming sections with the alhajis...you miserable handbag, your mumu must be follow come cheesy

You are clearly the prototype for everything that is wrong with an impoverished being because even the Alhajiseun who is the source of everything decent which has ever happened to your miserable life with the creation of NL, is yet to make half the noise you bitter good for nothing rat do disturb us with here ........your shytee licking must really be giving you rat a false sense of accomplishment grin

EkuteFunlord.....it is simply not enough to keep making noise about your hustle and how it is paying, when you still walk around the streets of Abuja with a skin rougher than that of crocodile, a neck longer than that of a prisoner in kirikiri and cant afford to eat a meal with decent cutleries and dinner sets on a decent dinner table.....I am not sorry son...you are simply still struggling to be a man....and it shall never be well with you.....

Go lick some shytte...you blaady ekute.... cheesy
sharp sharp..1-1. See equaliser
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:36pm On Apr 21, 2018
Come one, come all.

FA Cup semi-final being played live here.

See as I would just be liking posts without sharing so they won't know it's me. . .

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:38pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin

Someone needs to tell Funlordmaniac to stop roaming and searching for Cruxifizio on the United Thread.

The Dude is back to his Abode with Fire and Thunder!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:38pm On Apr 21, 2018
A40:

I don't need Gattuso to tell me that a striker who has missed multiple penalties and cannot boast of 10 goals by the end of April is a flop. So it is Gattuso whose view should be in the trash can. [s]If Belotti was not so trash Italy would be at the World Cup. Besides Pele once thought Freddy Adu was the next Pele[/s]

Gattuso is a hall of famer, who played actively as a player, winning all trophies that were there to be won and individual honours. He's now a coach for a big club in europe. Who are you? Do you even know how to lace a boot?

Belotti missed multiple penalties? How many has he missed this season? You can talk rubbish for bariga sha. Afaulty cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
This phool must really think I need to prove shytteee to him....see pikin....can you see the car I drive? what manner of grown arss child dey 40yr old man body? I am legit shocked.....bwauhahahahhahahaha cheesy so when I tell you I am rich,I drive a 2016/2017 Toyota landcruiser,I live on the island and bla bla bla bla.....how will it change your miserable life? cheesy But I am not you and I wont lie......so let me save you some stress funlord.... I am a poor man, I am jobless, I no get money, na my wife dey feed, house and cloth me....can you move on now? Big Phoool...... cheesy cheesy cheesy

Blaady shyyte eater..... cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 1:46pm On Apr 21, 2018
Oasis007:
grin

Someone needs to tell Funlordmaniac to stop roaming and searching for Cruxifizio on the United Thread.

The Dude is back to his Abode with Fire and Thunder!

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 1:49pm On Apr 21, 2018
mehn
see finishing

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:52pm On Apr 21, 2018
@ funlord


Forget everything wey dem nihilist dey tell you....na me need the money pass as I never see food chop for a week now, even my wife done tire for my joblessness so na me need the money pass abeg....

make I send the akkant details?


@ sod09,Nihilistjnr,chic2pimp

make una respect una self o....na me need the money pass please...make hunger no kee me abeg sad grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 1:54pm On Apr 21, 2018
hope say mayorkun44 no go come ban people wey no follow fight?? angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TalabiAudu: 1:55pm On Apr 21, 2018
And he took the bait
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:57pm On Apr 21, 2018
Funlordmaniac:

Somebody is sending me a mail? Whoever it is should know my duly registered line is on my OG profile....any threats or pleading you intend to send to me should be sent to that number....mind you I like threats! They give me hard on's! Choose your destiny...wisely!


bwauuuuhahahhahahaha...see phool?


abeg who can confirm who postdigger be biko nu? see ekute feeling funky on top my head cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
Mehn Klopp really wanted Salah to win this ting
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
undecided

Funlordmaniac shouldn't have started it, when he knows he ain't gonna finish it. Kinda tired of waiting and honestly getting bored!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by neezar: 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
make 2 of una meet each other for oshodi under bridge na or make una ask killa beauty the way cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
That West Brom number 25 is an embecile

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