Keky: Chefski youth team is the best in england but none have made it to their first team. Failed youth academy.

AirborneLacer:

It's no longer ''Chelsea plays mechanical football''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea parks the bus''?

It's no longer ''No Chelsea player can cost £50m''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea spends stupidly in the transfer market''?

It's no longer ''Abramovich is the sugar daddy and he funds the Club''?

So you're now left with a one liner? Youth integration?

Well, we know fools like you.

When you run out of criticisms, please dont hesitate to accuse us of dorning blue jerseys during our home fixtures this season

mithel: Anelka has joined a team in India,.....where that man never play sef...he fit come Kano Pillars later o

AirborneLacer:

It's no longer ''Chelsea plays mechanical football''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea parks the bus''?

It's no longer ''No Chelsea player can cost £50m''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea spends stupidly in the transfer market''?

It's no longer ''Abramovich is the sugar daddy and he funds the Club''?

So you're now left with a one liner? Youth integration?

Well, we know fools like you.

When you run out of criticisms, please dont hesitate to accuse us of dorning blue jerseys during our home fixtures this season

AirborneLacer:

It's no longer ''Chelsea plays mechanical football''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea parks the bus''?

It's no longer ''No Chelsea player can cost £50m''?

It's no longer ''Chelsea spends stupidly in the transfer market''?

It's no longer ''Abramovich is the sugar daddy and he funds the Club''?

So you're now left with a one liner? Youth integration?

Well, we know fools like you.

When you run out of criticisms, please dont hesitate to accuse us of dorning blue jerseys during our home fixtures this season

AirborneLacer: 'Chelsea look to tie up £2.3m deal for Romanian defender Cristian Manea'.

- 17-year-old
- Capped by Romania already
- Right-back
- Plays for Victoria Constanta
- Could be loaned out to Vitesse

Now I have to ask, where the phuck is Wallace?

Keky: DUNCE

Dhellake: El Guapo.... There is God oo!

AirborneLacer:

Nne na Nna gi bu dunce.

SailorXY:
maybe you can ask Gary Neville or Ashley Cole if CR has only "little dribbling skills"
he fine-tuned to a goal-scoring machine, the most potent the world has ever seen! only Messi has better dribbling skills in their formative years. the rest you mentioned don't even compare to Nani or Quaresma

raumdeuter:
Thats why the rubbish that only Cesc can asisst Torres is rubbish since they barely played together at this Euro

hensben: bro cr7 is pacy, score goals but dribbling?nah!, hope u have seen messi, hazard, neymar get pass like 3 players in tight corner, i am not trying to say hazard or neymar is better than him due to his(cr7) goal stats, only messi is above him(cr7). quaresma who? nani who? bro talk another thing.

SailorXY:
if you are talking raw dribbling skills, then forget this your sermon. you'll name Nani & Quaresma long before you get to Hazard

Dhellake: Mike Dean to officiate our game against City, we might have to do it the very hard way

coogar:

argue his goal record - don't talk about off the pitch incident. do you know any forward in europe bar messi/ronaldo that is better than falcao?

now is the time to mention his name.....

coogar:

currently? that's not even true by one bit. my man did his knees & he's coming back to full fitness. he did his ACL like ruud, owen, diego costa, etc have done in the past & they all came back to bang in goals.



best defence in the land & yet one league title in 8 seasons?

what exactly are you defending? ukraine borders?

Touches

Total: 378
Opponents Half: 228
Final Third: 116
Mins Per Touch: 0.9

Passes Received

Total: 256
Opponents Half: 153
Final Third: 67
Mins Per Pass Received: 1.4

Dribbling

Total: 11
Successful: 6
% Successful: 54.5

Goals

Involvement: 42.9

Goal Threat
Involvement

Penalty Area Touches: 11

Goals

Goals: 0
In Box: 0
Out Box: 0
Headed Goals: 0
Goals From Penalties: 0
Mins Per Goal: 0

Attempts

Goal Attempts: 6
Goal Attempts In Box: 1
Headed Goal Attempts: 0
Blocked Shots: 4
Shots On Target: 2
Mins Per Attempt: 59.8

Conversion

Shot Accuracy: 33.3
Goal Conversion: 0

Distribution
Total Passes

Total: 293
Successful: 263
% Successful: 89.8

Opponents Half

Successful: 158
% Successful: 90.3

Final Third

Successful: 70
% Successful: 86.4

Crossing

Total: 15
Successful: 7
% Successful: 46.7

Assist Potential

Through Balls: 4
Chances Created: 16
Assists: 6
Mins Per Chance Created: 22.4

Defending

Clean Sheets: 1
Goals Conceded: 5

Aerial Duels

Total: 3
Won: 0
% Won: 0

Tackles

Total: 12
Won: 3
% Won: 25

Loose Ball

Interceptions: 5
Recoveries: 26
Clearances: 2
Blocks: 0

Errors

Leading to Chance: 0
Leading to Goal: 0

Set Pieces
Set Piece Goals

Goals From Penalties: 0
Goals From Set Plays: 0

Set Piece Threat

Attempts From Set Plays: 2
Headed Attempts From Set Plays: 0

Assist Potential

Corners Taken: 11
Successful Corners: 5

Dhellake: Turkish Airlines will be Chelsea's new shirt
sponsor next year + will net club £25m pay (40%
increase from Samsung)

nitlad:

Coins leleyi na. . . Na coins be dis jor. From £18M to £25M. Hardly an improvement. We should be pushing £35M-£40M.


What's the duration of the deal bros? Make e shar nor pass 3 years, so we can negotiate a more robust deal ASAP!

Plus you are the only one reporting this as a done deal.

. Goal of the Month: Schürrle v Burnley
Save of the Month: Courtois v Everton from
Mirallas
Player of the Month: Diego Costa


Match of the Month Everton v Chelsea


Awards we've won his month

Boring boring Chelsea.....!!!!!

Dhellake: Only Arsenal (30m) and Man Utd(47m) earns more right now,

Saw it on twitter, duration of the deal not included