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Omo! .....damn! by Nobody: 9:44am On Apr 25, 2012
Hmmmmm!Iriri Aye!!A must read true life mind blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!!

He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again, washed the stains but some still remained. Thesame dream was repeated the next night again and this time the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. And when she opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!"

I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me like that...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it too...... I also wanna kill the guy that sent it to me....
HeeHeeHee!!!.....
GOOD MORNING!
Re: Omo! .....damn! by peterson02(m): 10:01am On Apr 25, 2012
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HeeHeeHee!!!.....funny scary joke grin which would prefer on www.tweeton.net/pipi [/quote]
Re: Omo! .....damn! by Ruqaya(f): 10:03am On Apr 25, 2012
Very funny
Re: Omo! .....damn! by kay9(m): 3:49pm On May 22, 2012
OP, u dey madt!!! grin grin grin

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Re: Omo! .....damn! by toygod2: 1:00am On Jul 22, 2012
hoho

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