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| See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:25pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Rob and Bill both went to work for a lumber mill. They both worked on the band saw. One day while working and talking to Bill, Rob bent too close to saw and the blade sliced one of his ears off. Bill immediately picked up the sliced ear with intention of being helpful to Rob. He said: “Rob, don’t panic. See I have your ear here. It may be possible for the doctor to sew it back.” Rob: “You fool, that’s not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it 1 Like |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:27pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Ur MOM sells palm oil and ur DAD sells cooking gas..u claim ur parents are into Oil and Gas  Ur mum's selling Stock fish, ur dad's changing money. U turn around n say ur parents are into stock exchange 1 Like |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:28pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer 3 Likes |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:30pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
One day Dave came home from his office and the first thing he did was to shoot his dog. Martin, his neighbor and friend saw this and asked the reason. Dave said: “An unknown person called my office and informed me that my best friend was fooling around with my wife.” Martin was mighty relieved. 1 Like |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by dani1luv: 4:55pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
which time you arrive??  |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by GeeCee(m): 5:03pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
From prison? |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Lol see bad belle G.C Dani wassup?? As u fitn't do anything, I did it!   |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ruqaya(f): 11:01am On Apr 28, 2012 |
Some are funny, while some are not. |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by swtchicgurl: 1:29pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
cool |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Nobody: 6:09pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: cool how re u |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by sylve11: 6:16pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
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| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by swtchicgurl: 9:42am On Apr 29, 2012 |
~vicky~: fine sis! ow r u too? |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 5:57pm On May 01, 2012 |
Girl: how much do you luv me? boyfriend: I love u so much, I cant measure. Girl: no just tell me naaa... Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic Boy: (says 2 himself) see mumu!!! What if I'm a china fone wit 3 sims?  |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by swtchicgurl: 8:16am On May 02, 2012 |
Ben-10: lol choi! boys are bad gan ooo  |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by ekeroyal(m): 9:23am On May 02, 2012 |
Benson, never posting fresh jokes. Just goes around scoops peoples jokes & creates a thread. In fact I won't laugh, lead by exam you're a mod or a you a dom? 1 Like |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by bright007(f): 10:11pm On May 03, 2012 |
Ben-10 is finally back from Mars abi na Maduguri?hope those boko haram guys havnt recruited u? |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13: 4:56pm On May 10, 2012 |
Lol Ekeroyal, are the jokes funny?? If they are, just laff n move on. Ok?  hehe...Bright, wia have u been? |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Nobody: 5:51pm On May 10, 2012 |
Ben-10: badt boy |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ajibel(m): 3:28am On May 11, 2012 |
If the op could have been much more original, leave out 'dirts' and tried to have impressed himself with the jokes by reading it aloud to his mirror,the thread could have been 10& funnily ok, but he did none and so its....... |
| Re: See If Thread Is Funny by bright007(f): 6:01am On May 11, 2012 |
....And so its wat? |
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