Messi: Bros leave my blokos na!!
Bros: Na lie o! I must carry one ball go today - either the one at your feet, or one of those btw your legs!!

lolzzzzzzzzz ooooooo. Ahahaha laughing gas the comot from my yanch

Mtcheww

Ruqaya: Mtcheww

Jump and pass jor

kay9:
Jump and pass jor

not impressive

Ruqaya:
not impressive

What part of ''jump and pass'' dont you understand??

Here's another:
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Teacher: Akpos, make a sentence with the word ''Harassment''.
Akpos: I was in love with a girl and Her-A$$-Meant a lot to me!
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hahaha.............dis pple no go kill me wit laffs o

bright007: Where is d joke?

Verily verily i say unto thou, unless thou first findeth thy misplaced sense of humor, ye shall not find this joke. And may the believers say Amen!

kay9:
What part of ''jump and pass'' dont you understand??

i mean ur joke jhoor
mtcheww

Ruqaya:
i mean ur joke jhoor
mtcheww

I really tried hard to say something equally nonchalant and onerous... I really really tried. But ruqaya, i'm so sorry, i cant... I can only imagine your mouth doing that ''mtcheww''... LOLZZZ!!...

kay9: Here's another:
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Teacher: Akpos, make a sentence with the word ''Harassment''.
Akpos: I was in love with a girl and Her-A$$-Meant a lot to me!
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lol

N*****y joke

Ruqaya, do u know that holding back laughter can give u cancer of the cheeks?

Ok, this one is really lewd.
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10:15pm, Orile Central Police station.
The desk phone rings and Officer Tunde picks up; this is what he hears:
''Help! Police, help! My boyfrnd is forcing me! He's RAP!NG me right now! Help! Ooooh! Aaaahhh! Can u - ooohh God! Oooh God! Yesss! Oh yesss! Oh yesssss! Oh NOOOO! Arrest - arrest - arriiiyyyooohhh! Arrest him TOMMORROWWWWWWWWW!!!!''
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