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May Day Tonik! by Exponental: 9:50am On May 01, 2012
Boy drops girl @ home @ abt 8:15pm, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate 4 support, leans 2wds her n says
b: can i kiss u
g: nt now, im @ home
b: pls
g: no
b: u were too swt in bed 2day
g: waoh! U too, full of energy. Couldnt beliv we had 4 rounds
b: let me kiss u gdnite
g: somone might be watchin, dey still think im a virgin @ home.
This goes on 4 like 10mins. Then d girls broda appeared @ d gate n said, "dad says weda u kiss him or nt, its ur decision, but tell dat bastard 2 remove his hand 4m d intercom button, everyone is listening 2 ur conversation.
Re: May Day Tonik! by ARareGem(f): 10:10am On May 01, 2012
Eh ya! grin grin grin
Re: May Day Tonik! by bukola: 11:29am On May 01, 2012
Very very funny
Re: May Day Tonik! by Lagusta(m): 11:03pm On May 01, 2012
Now this is what we call a joke, kudos
Re: May Day Tonik! by Nsiluv(m): 9:10am On May 02, 2012
Lol... Wat a shame, d guy don 4k up
Re: May Day Tonik! by Ruqaya(f): 11:54am On May 02, 2012
Funny
more grease to ur photocopy machine
Re: May Day Tonik! by Exponental: 8:47am On May 04, 2012
Ruqaya: Funny
more grease to ur photocopy machine
more oil 2 ur ITK
Re: May Day Tonik! by Ruqaya(f): 10:39am On May 04, 2012
Exponental:
more oil 2 ur ITK
i'm not ITK, i hate reading same joke several times
can't u try to b creative?
Re: May Day Tonik! by Exponental: 12:17pm On May 04, 2012
Ruqaya:
i'm not ITK (madam observer), i hate reading same joke several times
can't u try to b creative?

madam observer.........learn 2 ignore.........some jokes are never old. Also, one mans food is anoda mans poison.
Re: May Day Tonik! by Ruqaya(f): 1:15pm On May 04, 2012
Exponental:

madam observer.........learn 2 ignore.........some jokes are never old. Also, one mans food is anoda mans poison.
okay! Sorry
Re: May Day Tonik! by Exponental: 7:00pm On May 04, 2012
Ruqaya:
okay! Sorry
sorry too

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