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Please Read. by MrCork17: 10:40pm On May 03, 2012 |
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE: ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!! Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!! **** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese) |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: Don't deny your kin folk. You this three legged goat runt. |
Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 10:59pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass. |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 10:59pm On May 03, 2012 |
mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:02pm On May 03, 2012 |
Goldieluks: sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: *opens sack* so what you waiting for? hop in! |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:03pm On May 03, 2012 |
*** i bet she has 8 puppies*** |
Re: Please Read. by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:04pm On May 03, 2012 |
#shuddering# It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things. |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:06pm On May 03, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:08pm On May 03, 2012 |
ArQueBusieR: #shuddering# thanks bro. we usually have squirrels here in London walking around, not goats. thanks for the advise bro! |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:10pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: Mr. cork. brother, what's wrong? ain,t gots enough grass to eat in your vilage? |
Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 11:20pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: Ode! |
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:26pm On May 03, 2012 |
loool truly mzdark looks like a goat smuggler |
Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:27pm On May 03, 2012 |
Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up. |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 03, 2012 |
amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up. Mr. Cork is a grown crack baby. How are you? long time!! |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:34pm On May 03, 2012 |
amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up. bro anini. the chick aint feelin u |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: [img]http://www.niu.edu/LGBT/resourcecenter/resources/topical/Coming%20Out/Coming-Out-of-the-Closet.jpg[/img] |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:37pm On May 03, 2012 |
she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:39pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: Amerffi doesn't think so |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:42pm On May 03, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:43pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mr..Cork: desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:44pm On May 03, 2012 |
anyways, back to the topic. should I go for counselling? I just saw a life goat for the first time ever. pls advise! |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:44pm On May 03, 2012 |
Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:45pm On May 03, 2012 |
Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork! |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:46pm On May 03, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: errm correction. sweery i can get u whenever. Am from London! |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:46pm On May 03, 2012 |
amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork! awe how sweet Mefi!! although i prefer to be described as a nightmare. |
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:47pm On May 03, 2012 |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:49pm On May 03, 2012 |
190: fix your face. |
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:53pm On May 03, 2012 |
pissed! and u know why check ur watsapp! |
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:55pm On May 03, 2012 |
amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork! huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face |
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:57pm On May 03, 2012 |
190: pissed! and u know why Mr..Cork: curried goats. |
Re: Please Read. by 190: 12:02am On May 04, 2012 |
I want 2 marry u mzdark |
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