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Please Read. by MrCork17: 10:40pm On May 03, 2012
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)
angry
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)


undecided

Don't deny your kin folk.
You this three legged goat runt.
Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 10:59pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)
undecided



Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 10:59pm On May 03, 2012
mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way angry
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:02pm On May 03, 2012
Goldieluks:



Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.


sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! undecided
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:
mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way angry

*opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in! angry angry
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:03pm On May 03, 2012
*** i bet she has 8 puppies*** lipsrsealed
Re: Please Read. by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:04pm On May 03, 2012
#shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:06pm On May 03, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

*opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in! angry angry

sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) undecided
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:08pm On May 03, 2012
ArQueBusieR: #shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.


thanks bro. we usually have squirrels here in London walking around, not goats. thanks for the advise bro!wink
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:10pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:


sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) undecided

Mr. cork. brother, what's wrong? ain,t gots enough grass to eat in your vilage? undecided
Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 11:20pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:



sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! undecided

Ode! grin grin
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:26pm On May 03, 2012
loool

truly mzdark looks like a goat smuggler embarassed embarassed
Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:27pm On May 03, 2012
Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 03, 2012
amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

Mr. Cork is a grown crack baby.

How are you? long time!! smiley
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:34pm On May 03, 2012
amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

bro anini. the chick aint feelin u angry
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:


bro the chick aint feelin u like i do angry

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
[img]http://www.niu.edu/LGBT/resourcecenter/resources/topical/Coming%20Out/Coming-Out-of-the-Closet.jpg[/img]
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:37pm On May 03, 2012
she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:39pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:
she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler

Amerffi doesn't think so wink
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:42pm On May 03, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

Amerffi doesn't think so wink


he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! undecided
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:43pm On May 03, 2012
Mr..Cork:



he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! undecided

desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork tongue
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:44pm On May 03, 2012
anyways, back to the topic. should I go for counselling? I just saw a life goat for the first time ever. pls advise! undecided
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:44pm On May 03, 2012
the person behind "cork" is jealous. grin grin
Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:45pm On May 03, 2012
Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:46pm On May 03, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork tongue


errm correction. sweery i can get u whenever. Am from London! smiley
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:46pm On May 03, 2012
amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

awe how sweet Mefi!! cheesy

although i prefer to be described as a nightmare. wink grin
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:47pm On May 03, 2012
undecided
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:49pm On May 03, 2012
190: undecided

fix your face. grin
Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:53pm On May 03, 2012
pissed! and u know why

check ur watsapp!
undecided undecided
Re: Please Read. by MrCork17: 11:55pm On May 03, 2012
amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face undecided
Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:57pm On May 03, 2012
190: pissed! and u know why

check ur watsapp!
undecided undecided

Mr..Cork:


huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face undecided

curried goats. undecided
Re: Please Read. by 190: 12:02am On May 04, 2012
I want 2 marry u mzdark

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