Nairaland Forum

Mr..Cork:
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)

Mr..Cork:
Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)

Goldieluks:



Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.

Mr..Cork:
mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way

MsDarkSkin:

*opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in!

ArQueBusieR: #shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.

Mr..Cork:


sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse)

Mr..Cork:



sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie!

amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

Mr..Cork:


bro the chick aint feelin u like i do

Mr..Cork:
she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler

MsDarkSkin:

Amerffi doesn't think so

Mr..Cork:



he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh!

MsDarkSkin:

desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

190:

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

190: pissed! and u know why

check ur watsapp!

Mr..Cork:


huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face