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|BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA May Leave Africa Contenant Soonest by johnstar: 6:43am On May 04, 2012|
Abuja - Following the expected loss of AU chairmanship to Boni Yayi of Benin Republic, President Goodluck Ebeble Jonathan’s administration today threatened to breakaway from Africa and form an independent continent of Nigeria.
In a terse press release signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, Nigeria stated: "Since Africa does not consider our President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan good enough for the Chairmanship of the African Union, then Africa does not deserve our presence on the Continent." Following the statement, Africa's most populous nation has given the AU an ultimatum of 1 week to regroup and crown GEJ the head of the prestigious union otherwise there shall be consequences.
The press release also advised the advisory body of AU not to bother trying to contact GEJ on the matter as it is non-negotiable. The document pointed out that the Nigerian president is currently too busy negotiating with more important personalities like Boko Haram who the AU should not force him to exile to their countries.
Source: Ghanaweb.com Meanwhile, Gminers, cabals, and members of parliament are believed to have secretly convened to decide how Nigeria’s breaking away from Africa should be organized to ensure that the Igbos and other Southerners do not use the opportunity to slip away into the Atlantic with their oil and also form their own continent.
|Re: BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA May Leave Africa Contenant Soonest by All4sms: 8:50am On May 04, 2012|
hahahhaha, , Very Funny!!!, A person who is completely incompetence and weak in leading Nigeria, Now is looking for another opportunity to lead the most famous organisation in Africa, then He will also terrorize the whole Africa as He did to Nigeria.
|Re: BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA May Leave Africa Contenant Soonest by kody-licky(f): 9:55am On May 04, 2012|
pls move to jokes section
|Re: BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA May Leave Africa Contenant Soonest by Callotti: 7:01am On May 08, 2012|
Na wetin dem dey wait for?
Empty vAssus making the most sound as ujhual!
|Re: BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA May Leave Africa Contenant Soonest by PAGAN 9JA(m): 5:01pm On May 08, 2012|
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