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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Ariyke: 11:41pm On May 06, 2012

of course i can cus i believe if i cant fart in front of my guy then am just faking it

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Divine@: 2:47am On May 07, 2012

any girl/women who cant fart in the presence of her man is a big pretender, there some days myself and hubby do farting competition LOL, its fun and i dont see anytin wrong with dat expect if ur patner dont like it.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by 190: 8:20am On May 07, 2012

Dirty things! undecided

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by tellwisdom(m): 8:23am On May 07, 2012

Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

Are you this useless?? undecided

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 10:29am On May 07, 2012

Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

Dis could lead to a ghasly car accident. LoL

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jaysm(f): 4:15pm On May 07, 2012

I can mess in d presence of pple not to talk of my bf, if he tries it is an offence to me. Unless by mistake I ignore!

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Adaeze003(f): 4:16pm On May 07, 2012

hmm...funny stories here*seriously laughin ma behind out* Well 4 me?? I cant.. ..

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jaysm(f): 4:36pm On May 07, 2012

I can't even take frm my sistas! Then that, we were togetha, if my sista mess wen we re lying on same bed, I always leaved d bed 4 her. It is a bad attitude!

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by pedestal82(m): 6:22pm On May 07, 2012

@ a point in ur relationship, u defintly do it in his/her presence. So all those forming
Its bad habit is all rubish talk. For me and my lady, somtimes its fun, she runs out when I release
And she does somtimes and I also run and leave the room.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Bestbby(f): 10:22pm On May 07, 2012

piss don wet my pant o o

Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Adaeze003(f): 10:26pm On May 07, 2012

@ pedestal
its fun 4 some nd bad manners 4 others. Its nt rubish talk. We must nt all agree on everything... Just saying.. ..

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Divine@: 10:29pm On May 07, 2012

190: Dirty things!

u b saint abi? u no dey mess, u ur head. pretender

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699@gmail.com(f): 5:20am On May 08, 2012

Omgoodness, this site is gettin boring...

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 6:41am On May 08, 2012

Latrice699@gmail.com:
Omgoodness, this site is gettin boring...

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Skii(m): 7:57am On May 08, 2012

,,,hmmmph..*covering nose* embarassed

,,,awon oloorun,,,

this thread is smelling of mess

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Mz Pookie: 12:10pm On May 08, 2012

hell to the NO! i no fit, even the fart will not come out.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by *SteLette*(f): 12:31pm On May 08, 2012

Standard procedure na.....

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by pedestal82(m): 1:31pm On May 08, 2012

[q ;uote author=*SteLette*]Standard procedure na.....[/quote]

grin

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699@gmail.com(f): 1:46am On May 09, 2012

masterpiecer:

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699@gmail.com(f): 1:47am On May 09, 2012

masterpiecer:

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u

I just stopped logging in becuz I didn't see anything instersting...but if u miss me....I'll stay,lol

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2012

Latrice699@gmail.com:
I just stopped logging in becuz I didn't see anything instersting...but if u miss me....I'll stay,lol

Pls stay n bring d fun back
(Btw y did u stopped replying ma mail?)

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:09am On May 09, 2012

Yes ke! Y not? Abeg na aroma mehnn!! He go happy sef if my mess na weapon wey go clear Boko bois

Iso to gbayi! grin

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by gemstone22(f): 9:15am On May 09, 2012

Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 12:22am On May 10, 2012

gemstone22: Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

REALLY

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MsDarkSkin: 12:34am On May 10, 2012

He wouldn't be my boyfriend if I couldn't.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Mrs.Chima(f): 12:36am On May 10, 2012

Chima and I always have fart contests....so far.... lipsrsealed

is winning!

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by 190: 12:37am On May 10, 2012

Jerk chicken FART!!

Ewwww - atomic BOMB! grin

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MsDarkSkin: 12:53am On May 10, 2012

smh @ chima & 4190.

lipsrsealed

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by chelseabmw(m): 12:59am On May 10, 2012

dont u know that if u dont fart(mess) in front of ur boyfriend it means u are hiding lots of secrets from him

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by temmy.m3(m): 2:03am On May 10, 2012

kool J: Shoo? We dey even do farting competition...who I'm own go smell pass

MESSMERISING Husband and wife. hope you both wont poo in your pants during your special competition..

why would u wanna think of messing at your partners pressence? what is the pride in that huh

If it s by mistake, Fine. but otherwise omo sometin dey happen o, if u get dysentry then try using capsules and flagil or try local herbs and stop being an ONISO o grin

.. puff..puff..poooooo, kai. farting everywhere.. damn, Bad habit.. hope u wont fart at ur inlaw's presence too...

chai.. Look at the Onisos and Onijedijedi gbogbo's comments.. cant believe messing is worth celebratin o.

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jk lawson(f): 12:01pm On May 10, 2012

That's so not nice!

Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Killz.(m): 12:03pm On May 10, 2012

jk lawson: That's so not nice!

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