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Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 06, 2012 |
Isn't it funny...... ¤how N10,000 looks so big when you drop it in the offering basket, but so small when you take it to the market? ¤how long hours spent in the church is but short when you are watching a movie or a football match? ¤how you run short of words when you pray but full of words when you chat with friends? ¤how you get thrilled when a football match goes into extra but you complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time? ¤how you struggle to get into the front seat in a bus or when watching a movie but scramble to get a back seat in the church? ¤how hard it is for you to memorize Bible passages and easy to memorize or sing wordly songs? ¤how you believe what the newspapers say but questions what the bible says? ¤how you struggle to build a house in this temporary world but neglect you eternal home in heaven? ¤beloved if it is funny, then laff it off, but if its serious, then its time to change ur focus towards ur religion. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Ptolomeus(m): 7:08pm On May 07, 2012 |
booqee: Isn't it funny......Isn't it funny. IS LOGICAL booqee:No doubt looking for the last seat in the church, to avoid the pastor abuse them with the tithe. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by JeSoul(f): 7:12pm On May 07, 2012 |
Duplicate thread. Pls continue here: https://www.nairaland.com/931356/isnt-it-funny |
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