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| A Parrot Named Moses. by Carlosein(m): 12:59pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, as he reaches for them, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he sees a parrot. "Who are you?" the burglar asks. "Moses," the bird replied. "Who the heck would name a bird Moses?" the man laughed. "I don't know," Moses answered," I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
why make a joke wid jesus  its really funny,but then there should be respect for God!  |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Carlosein(m): 2:19pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
sorry, i didn't make up the joke just copied and posted it. but ask yourself if you'd have felt this way if i'd written Allah/Bhudda or something else. |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by clemcykul(f): 5:10pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
i wouldnt have felt a thing coz thy are not my lord  its ok! its just that am sensitive towards joke that belittles God! i feel guilty enjoyn them coz it aint ryte never meant to spoil ur thread ok?   |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by jennie1(f): 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Very Nice JOke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by temmysexy(f): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
nice joke! God 4give me  |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Origin(f): 3:45pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Most of you failed to notice that there is a dog invovled and its impact on the robber.   |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Carlosein(m): 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
think they did, that's how come they know the joke's funny clemcykul: it's okay, i think i get your drift. i assure you it was not my intention to belittle God. but i also think we should be able to loosen up sometimes. |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Migines(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
Some ppl just think they are d sharper than every oda tool in d box. *signs* |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Carlosein(m): 4:44pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
midget, sorry migines, how now ?? |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by richo(m): 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
lol this is damn too funny!!! |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Migines(m): 9:01pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Sup? I'm gud. And u? |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by osinor: 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
THIS REPLY IS POSTED TO: clemcykul YOU WERE ASKED: but ask yourself if you'd have felt this way if i'd written Allah/Bhudda or something else AND YOU REPLIED: i wouldnt have felt a thing because thy are not my lord its ok! its just that am sensitive towards joke that belittles God! i feel guilty enjoyn them because it aint ryte never meant to spoil your thread ok? YOU SAY WHAT ITS RIGHT AD NOT RIGHT? HOW ABOUT U RESPECTING ALL OTHER PEOPLES GOD ? AS A CHRISTIAN, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SELF CENTERED OK. |
| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by finekid(m): 12:18am On Nov 17, 2007 |
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| Re: A Parrot Named Moses. by Migines(m): 5:45am On Nov 17, 2007 |
And why d hell shuld u respect somn u dont blive in? And dont even try starting ne arguement here go to d religion forum but mind you, i wunt be there. |
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