Blackteeth: A lot of us attend night clubs and meet people there. In night clubs there is enough light around to see everyone's faces in satisfactory details, so no problems. But what about situations and places at night where there is not enough light to see that lady or guy in good details as you suspect there may be something special about him or her? Well, for some guys it may not be an issue as long as they see an outline of a figure eight and a well protuding front and backside. On the other hand, how would some guys deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure there are no widespread spots and pimples on the lady's face?
For the ladies, it wouldn't be a problem to some ladies as long as he emerged from a flashy ride and has an arsenal of english vocabularies. For the other ladies who bother, how would they deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure if he has the lips and eyes of their favourite American male model?

Anyway, some weeks ago as I was walking to a certain place at night, a girl approached me to give her directions to find her way. I told her to walk along with me since I was moving towards the direction she asked for. As we were moving I asked her where exactly she was going to by that time of the night and it formed the core of our discussion. She sounded sweet in voice and reasoning. But the problem was the insufficient light to assess her facial and buddy aspect. For this reason, when we finaly got to the point to part ways, I brushed aside any intention of asking for her contact. Besides I didnt want to appear like am taking advantage of the fact that I helped her find her way.

Nigeria is a nation of darkness without much electricity and I know most posters on Nairaland are Nigerian residents. So I hope this thread would help them deal with toasting in darkness.

Over to the next poster.

Blackteeth: A lot of us attend night clubs and meet people there. In night clubs there is enough light around to see everyone's faces in satisfactory details, so no problems. But what about situations and places at night where there is not enough light to see that lady or guy in good details as you suspect there may be something special about him or her? Well, for some guys it may not be an issue as long as they see an outline of a figure eight and a well protuding front and backside. On the other hand, how would some guys deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure there are no widespread spots and pimples on the lady's face?
For the ladies, it wouldn't be a problem to some ladies as long as he emerged from a flashy ride and has an arsenal of english vocabularies. For the other ladies who bother, how would they deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure if he has the lips and eyes of their favourite American male model?

Anyway, some weeks ago as I was walking to a certain place at night, a girl approached me to give her directions to find her way. I told her to walk along with me since I was moving towards the direction she asked for. As we were moving I asked her where exactly she was going to by that time of the night and it formed the core of our discussion. She sounded sweet in voice and reasoning. But the problem was the insufficient light to assess her facial and buddy aspect. For this reason, when we finaly got to the point to part ways, I brushed aside any intention of asking for her contact. Besides I didnt want to appear like am taking advantage of the fact that I helped her find her way.

Nigeria is a nation of darkness without much electricity and I know most posters on Nairaland are Nigerian residents. So I hope this thread would help them deal with toasting in darkness.

Over to the next poster.

~Killz~:

Pure Unadulterated Nonsense!

xynerise: ^ what is my secretary doing here?

~Killz~:

Pure Unadulterated Nonsense!

xynerise:
best qualification so far

xynerise:
so whats ur point? That we lack electricity in Nigeria or u are too young to be clubbing?

190: BLACKTEETH IS AT IT AGAIN!!

~Killz~:

Oga how far?

Blackteeth:
At what? Complete your sentence.

xynerise:
so whats ur point? That we lack electricity in Nigeria or u are too young to be clubbing?

Blackteeth:
why are you derailing?

xynerise:
200km

No lost o

~Killz~:

No lost o

xynerise:
your thread is extraneous

xynerise:
trust me na. Remember I brought u to Lagos

Blackteeth:
Because I said Nigeria is a nation of darkness? Was I lying?

~Killz~:

LAGOS or lagos?

xynerise:
is that not extraneous to u? Pls check ur dictionary.

xynerise:
None of the above but Lagos.

Anyway, i'm in Eko.

Blackteeth:
The truth is bitter indeed. At least all I stated where full facts of the situation on ground. I didnt lie.

~Killz~:

Anyway, i'm in Eko.

xynerise:
u are just being loquacious . U need a janitor job

Blackteeth: A lot of us attend night clubs and meet people there. In night clubs there is enough light around to see everyone's faces in satisfactory details, so no problems. But what about situations and places at night where there is not enough light to see that lady or guy in good details as you suspect there may be something special about him or her? Well, for some guys it may not be an issue as long as they see an outline of a figure eight and a well protuding front and backside. On the other hand, how would some guys deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure there are no widespread spots and pimples on the lady's face?
For the ladies, it wouldn't be a problem to some ladies as long as he emerged from a flashy ride and has an arsenal of english vocabularies. For the other ladies who bother, how would they deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure if he has the lips and eyes of their favourite American male model?

Anyway, some weeks ago as I was walking to a certain place at night, a girl approached me to give her directions to find her way. I told her to walk along with me since I was moving towards the direction she asked for. As we were moving I asked her where exactly she was going to by that time of the night and it formed the core of our discussion. She sounded sweet in voice and reasoning. But the problem was the insufficient light to assess her facial and buddy aspect. For this reason, when we finaly got to the point to part ways, I brushed aside any intention of asking for her contact. Besides I didnt want to appear like am taking advantage of the fact that I helped her find her way.

Nigeria is a nation of darkness without much electricity and I know most posters on Nairaland are Nigerian residents. So I hope this thread would help them deal with toasting in darkness.

Over to the next poster.

gemstone22: I don't get it. Una no get street light for ur area. People no get generator. Is it that lack of nepa light makes toasting impossble or what? People just dey post sha!!!

pato405: can someone please do us a favour here?

D-E-R-A-I-L this thread fast!