Hey y'all, I got this in my email and thought i should share. Dunno if it should be under jokes section, but chatterbox seems to be close. lol

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are,



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??,



Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
A: I don't know, never seen either.



Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink,


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma."

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you, "

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour!


A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.


Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger, Whoosh, immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

A PRAYER,

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Send this to the bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!

Hehehe u ain't got jokes. but hey like em, it's good to know that u think of men this much

Watch out because I will surely retaliate on behalf of the guys!

hooooooooooooooooooo
A round of applause to Hot-angel for the sole describing and truthful words. It just describe and fit THEM to the T in capital letters

WOMAN = WHO-MAN

some people would find it mean though but who cares it's a joke anyway

this women self !
it made me laugh sha because it was a joke and nice one at that

thats a real good and funny one girl that means men are such

Hmmmmm, made me chuckle shaa oo, I guess the ladies are having a fun-filled and hilarious tyme,

Look at them, hehehehe, sorry guys.

Okay, hot-angel, bring it on
We dudes are up to it

nice one.

but u aint heard the last of the men.

yeah right :p

na wao,hot angel remember;BE SUBMISSIVE 2 MEN COS GOD CREATED THEM IN HIS OWN IMAGE.

wao dat waz really hot- love it

that's not too bad, but men definitely have some good sides that you will need somewhere along the line.lets pray for men

Hot angel wait to hear frm d guys

way to go girlfriend!!! u really were TIGHT!!! and da BOMB!!! need i say more! just keep giving it to them like its HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha. Good one.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, a man wants every woman to satisfy his ONE need. Lol

Ladies abuse men till eternity if you want. the truth is you still can not live without them

hahaha
that was tight.

U ROCK GIRL.U REALLY GAVE IT 2 THEM HOT&SPICY, ,

Guyz! what do you say? She got us right

why do women try to run us down?
Because we are better . They also want to be as good as us.

Afterall, Out of the man came the woman


and hey! Popsonj, she got you, not us. Don't categorise us. We are MEN, NOT _men.

and hey girls!, don't try so hard, we are the first and still the best.

@hotangel
good one,very good one

we were going to have a very nice time on earth until god decided to throw out the temptations in heaven and branded them WOE onto MAN= WOMAN

Remember that your father is not a woman but a man.

Amd moreover, devil get junior brother where woman dey.

Hot angel you better watch your mouth before you loose it. And watch your fingers too, control them in typing

LoL, LMFAO!

You guys shouldn't take it so much to heart. It was just a joke but the fact that its true just makes it funnier.

tight joke.