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Mr Kpekus was å responsible,caring and financially stable man before he lost his job.He became å nuisance in d house after d unfortunate incident but Mrs kpekus his wife ŵăš there to carry d financial burdens.Mrs Kpekus would use her hard-earned money to make sure there ŵăš no difference btw d time her husband had å job and now dat he lost it.She paid d light bills,house rent,children school fees and above all,cooks delicious meals juiced with assorted meats and inviting aroma.After sometime Mrs Kpekus ŵăš compelled to threaten her husband that she ŵăš gonna poison his food,although this ŵăš to make him work hard to get back on his feet financially.
Mr Kpekus came back home after å futile job-hunt and was very hungry.His wife quickly informed him dat she has poisoned d food.Mr kpekus pondered heavily on d next line of action $ quickly took part of d food and gave it to Boggy their dog.Boggy ate and ate $ after about ten minutes did not show any signs of being poisoned.
Mr kpekus quickly descended on d remaining content of d pot and ate everything eatable.As he ŵăš having å glass of water to push down his meal,his son Junior came running home and shouting 'daddy...daddy...Boggy d dog is dead.Mr Kpekus ŵăš shocked and immediately became restless.He thought å about d intestinal pains experienced by those who ate poisoned foods before dying.He took å rope,went to d sitting room and hung himself.he ŵăš dying slowly wen his son Junior ran in again shouting....daddy...daddy..d man who hit boggy with his car wants to see you.
Mr kpekus started shouting...help...help..help..

. .. * sleeps whiles trying to read that article*

bin gbagbo: . .. * sleeps whiles trying to read that article*

dats because u are still learning how to read.this is far above your level.Start by learning how to spell two or three lettered words like:go,me,you,is,as,at.

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bright007: Mr Kpekus was å responsible,caring and financially stable man before he lost his job.He became å nuisance in d house after d unfortunate incident but Mrs kpekus his wife ŵăš there to carry d financial burdens.Mrs Kpekus would use her hard-earned money to make sure there ŵăš no difference btw d time her husband had å job and now dat he lost it.She paid d light bills,house rent,children school fees and above all,cooks delicious meals juiced with assorted meats and inviting aroma.After sometime Mrs Kpekus ŵăš compelled to threaten her husband that she ŵăš gonna poison his food,although this ŵăš to make him work hard to get back on his feet financially.
Mr Kpekus came back home after å futile job-hunt and was very hungry.His wife quickly informed him dat she has poisoned d food.Mr kpekus pondered heavily on d next line of action $ quickly took part of d food and gave it to Boggy their dog.Boggy ate and ate $ after about ten minutes did not show any signs of being poisoned.
Mr kpekus quickly descended on d remaining content of d pot and ate everything eatable.As he ŵăš having å glass of water to push down his meal,his son Junior came running home and shouting 'daddy...daddy...Boggy d dog is dead.Mr Kpekus ŵăš shocked and immediately became restless.He thought å about d intestinal pains experienced by those who ate poisoned foods before dying.He took å rope,went to d sitting room and hung himself.he ŵăš dying slowly wen his son Junior ran in again shouting....daddy...daddy..d man who hit boggy with his car wants to see you.
Mr kpekus started shouting...help...help..help..

gosh! Bright are u cracking jokes to primary 2 student?? D joke is too dry and simple! Abegi give us confirm joke joor!

purpinkx: I think I love this

better person!

My pikin, the yoke tooo long
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Make I go call my grand son to come read am foir me *yawns*

booqee: gosh! Bright are u cracking jokes to primary 2 student?? D joke is too dry and simple! Abegi give us confirm joke joor!

oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?
Its name is Boggy and ur name is booqee.are u from ťĥĕ same home?

bright007: oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?
Its name is Boggy and ur name is booqee.are u from ťĥĕ same home?

*singing* its so funny dat i forgot to laff.....now i remember..... hahahaha!

Pako biscuit no dry reach dis post.

Funny

bright007: oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?
Its name is Boggy and ur name is booqee.are u from ťĥĕ same home?

Now you are cracking jokes lol

Booquee no wan answerrrrrr?

am thinkin if de joke was funny. But the dog name and booque name makes me open my teeth. Hahahahhahahahahahahah

am thinkin if de joke was funny. But the dog name and booque name makes me open my teeth.Booque no offence. Hahahahhahahahahahahah