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Blackberry Wahala by Imoobot(m): 8:51pm On May 12, 2012
A pastor today in the bus told us a story of a young lady who lost her tongue and private part because of blackberry phone.....
According to the pastor subject to the confirmation of vanguardngr news paper said.
"The girl saw her friend with a
blackberry phone she now asked her how come.
The girl said that her sugar daddy bought it for her.
The idiot now asked the friend as to how can she get in contact with her own personal sugar daddy,the friend gave her a phone number of Alhaji.she loaded N400 airtime and call the Alhaji.
Her own story was different.
She hooked UP with the Alhaji and he gave her all she wanted.
They booked an appointment in an hotel in Lagos.
They spent 3days in the room
which was not the agreement the hotel receptionist went and knock knocked and knocked and the room was locked they call for a carpenter and the door was open. Gosh...Alhaji was NO way to be found and the girl body was found naked and her tongue and private part disappeared.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
blackberry !
Blackberry!!
Blackberry!!!
Re: Blackberry Wahala by toygod2: 10:39pm On May 12, 2012
is dat why you are laffing like a kleptomaniac,mad man.
Superstory part wot?
Re: Blackberry Wahala by DJNANCY: 10:55pm On May 12, 2012
This should be posted in the tragedy section, and u need to see a doctor.
Re: Blackberry Wahala by Nobody: 11:07pm On May 12, 2012
hmm!! now i know what it means to be a semi-illitrate. SMH for the future on Nigeria
Re: Blackberry Wahala by rockafela(m): 11:50am On May 13, 2012
Hahaha idiat
She wants to buy BLACKBERRY BOLD CURVE TOUCH.
U will see a lot of them sampling d nonsense on their dirty multicolored nails wit one useless bag filled wit condoms and postinors. That one na minus 1 fes
Re: Blackberry Wahala by mikuz(m): 12:10pm On May 13, 2012
Is this a jokes? tongue
Re: Blackberry Wahala by onye100: 10:21am On May 14, 2012
Imo obot: A pastor today in the bus told us a story of a young lady who lost her tongue and private part because of blackberry phone.....
According to the pastor subject to the confirmation of vanguardngr news paper said.
"The girl saw her friend with a
blackberry phone she now asked her how come.
The girl said that her sugar daddy bought it for her.
The idiot now asked the friend as to how can she get in contact with her own personal sugar daddy,the friend gave her a phone number of Alhaji.she loaded N400 airtime and call the Alhaji.
Her own story was different.
She hooked UP with the Alhaji and he gave her all she wanted.
They booked an appointment in an hotel in Lagos.
They spent 3days in the room
which was not the agreement the hotel receptionist went and knock knocked and knocked and the room was locked they call for a carpenter and the door was open. Gosh...Alhaji was NO way to be found and the girl body was found naked and her tongue and private part disappeared.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
blackberry !
Blackberry!!
Blackberry!!!
true true u de craze oooooooooo
Re: Blackberry Wahala by Nobody: 10:26am On May 14, 2012
onye@100:
true true u de craze oooooooooo

Gbam!!!!!

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