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Major Announcement from Jay-Z Coming Monday
BY SIMPLY UNEAK ON MAY 13, 2012 | LEAVE COMMENTS | RELATED : JAY-Z


Jay-Z has announced that he will be making a “major” announcement in Philadelphia on May 14th with Mayor Michael Nutter atop Philadelphia’s Art Museum. In the past his so called “major announcements” was just the ending of his beef with rapper Nas, so what could be so big this time around?
I’m going to take a lucky guess; maybe he’ll finally come out and say he’s part of the Illuminati, since many obsessed individuals believe that this secret society is still around today controlling the music industry and even all of Hollywood, so maybe Jay-Z is their leader.
Or even better, Jay-Z will officially announce that he is in fact an alien from Saturn that has been spying on our planet for years and recently he and his alien friends have decided to enslave us all. So he’ll politely tell us all to be prepared for the monthly abducting and probing that follows.
This is one is possibly the craziest of all, not even I would even see this coming. Now bear with me when I say that Jay-Z will stand at that museum and let the world know that he will be releasing a whole new album, I know, crazy right? I just can’t imagine that happening I think that an alien invasion or the revelation of the Illuminati seem so much more realistic.