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My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by divalishis: 9:13pm On May 16, 2012 |
When I started dating my boyfriend, I told him about my wicked uncle that I grew up with. I even showed him my uncle's picture! Darn, that man was really mean! Just remembering him makes me feel uneasy. Whenever we children heard his car horn, we would scamper for safely and zap into the children's room. We usually disappear before we get this really painful, open handed spank in the middle of the back, for no serious reason! My uncle used to spot a bushy moustache and whenever I got in trouble, he would sit, twisting the ends of the moustache contemplatively. Then suddenly; a heavy knock on my shaved head and a painful twist of my ear. So back to my boyfriend. He started growing a moustache earlier this year and I told him I don't like it. But he laughed it off and said it was a new look. Last week, I was seeing a movie and had an argument with him. He turned off the TV and glared at me angrily. He looked so much like my wicked uncle that I became petrified and my ears started twitching out of fear, like it was about to be twisted again. I even answered 'Yes, uncle' unconsciously when I heard my bf calling my name from the kitchen, because I was really engrossed in thoughts about the unhappy past. After we made up, he told me (jokingly?) he'd be keeping the moustache, to keep me in line cos I looked so scared. Please, what do I do? He has refused to shave! I hate the way he looks now! |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by KevinII(m): 9:18pm On May 16, 2012 |
Use bottle or cutlass to shave it for him when he's sleeping. O tan. Leave the door wide open in case he wakes up while you're at it. 8 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by ijebabe: 9:25pm On May 16, 2012 |
That is so funny but I know you're serious about this so will be serious. Just don't pester him about it, ignore it completely and he will definitely shave it off himself without you having to tell him. He is enjoying the attention he has now but when he doesn't get the satisfaction of scaring you it'll come off. 4 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by ArQueBusieR(m): 9:28pm On May 16, 2012 |
Cool dude! 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Nobody: 9:30pm On May 16, 2012 |
*Note to self: it's about that time again.* |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by slimyem: 9:48pm On May 16, 2012 |
funny! The moustache is physical... This situation is critical! 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by r231(m): 9:51pm On May 16, 2012 |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by pendo89(f): 9:59pm On May 16, 2012 |
you have a deep sitted psychological problem you need to address. Look here,your boyfriend is not the only guy you will face in life. Suppose you meet a moustache boss,teacher,neighbour etc.You can't keep running away from such people. Infact start getting used to your boyfriend's so that the fear can be dealt with once and for all. 9 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Killz1(m): 9:59pm On May 16, 2012 |
Grow a puntache. . . 2 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Nobody: 10:10pm On May 16, 2012 |
@POSTER.. Dump him. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by missagbaa(f): 10:48pm On May 16, 2012 |
Get used †☺ it dear |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 16, 2012 |
Killz.:Now that's a thought. 2 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by cowgurl: 11:06pm On May 16, 2012 |
Funny tale, but ponder on this pendo89: you have a deep sitted psychological problem you need to address.Stop the comparison(not important) and start facing your fears(very important) divalishis. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:20pm On May 16, 2012 |
pendo89: you have a deep sitted psychological problem you need to address.Very true. You need systematic desensitization/inurement. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by spikesC(m): 11:27pm On May 16, 2012 |
ArQueBusieR: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by agb2011(f): 11:38pm On May 16, 2012 |
bennyraz: @POSTER.. Dump him.i was going to say d same thing. @op, if u can't dump him 4real, use it as a threat. Tel him u'l dump him if he doesn't shave it. Because i don't see any reason why ur boyfriend should enjoy terrorising u. 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:41pm On May 16, 2012 |
agb2011:DO NOT DO THIS ^^ |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by pendo89(f): 11:58pm On May 16, 2012 |
ArQueBusieR: spikes C:This ABCD likes using laboratory words. systematic> step by step procedure desensitization> opposite of sensitive inurement> u subject one to something undesirable through repeated exposure till it becomes desirable.In this case the undesirable object is the moustache. Its a slow torture but healing. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by cowgurl: 12:09am On May 17, 2012 |
pendo89:There, you have it Spikes, Pendo is 101% correct. Systematic desensitization has been proven to be psychologically effective in substituting undesirable/unpleasant behaviours to desirable/pleasant ones. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by spikesC(m): 12:25am On May 17, 2012 |
cowgurl: There, you have it Spikes, Pendo is 101% correct. Systematic desensitization has been proven to be psychologically effective in substituting undesirable/unpleasant behaviours to desirable/pleasant ones. Why i hate NL babes, so many big big grammer |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by MaxDick9ja: 12:52am On May 17, 2012 |
I suggest you see Pastor Oyedepo cos you need some special deliverance slaps which surpasses the one your uncle used to give you... ASAP! 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by cowgurl: 12:52am On May 17, 2012 |
spikes C: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by chumapaulson: 3:45am On May 17, 2012 |
,wow,just bear it for time.accept u dot want d relationship again.then do d reverse |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by denzel2009: 4:01am On May 17, 2012 |
If his moustache terrorizes you, his pubes will blow you one day. Just report him to anti terror squad and always kiss him via straw in the meantime. 4 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Kambinachi(f): 5:44am On May 17, 2012 |
lol.... i know ur serious, but this 'problem' is just of a funny nature. your boyfriend is not being nice if he chooses to keep the moustache that he knows distresses you so much |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Kambinachi(f): 5:49am On May 17, 2012 |
... or you do like Delilah to Samson, and cut the moustache when he's sleeping..... just kidding o, hehe |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Tinkybabe(f): 5:55am On May 17, 2012 |
I couldn't agree more with pendo89,He could be keeping it to help you overcome your fear..what I don't subscribe to is he taunting you with it.There are nicer ways he could achieve that without being an arse..or maybe he wants you to learn(to live with it) the hard way.Not cool all the same.Sit him down and reiterate your fear to him .Guess he would work with you to overcome it . Most importantly be open-minded about conquering this fear as you can't be sure your next boss or professor wouldn't keep a moustache . |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Lexusgs430: 5:56am On May 17, 2012 |
Let's see a picture of the offending creature, then we'll know if you are slightly exaggerating!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by Nobody: 6:19am On May 17, 2012 |
A little petrol and matches is all you need to ''un-osama'' his beard. 3 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by destinysgu(m): 6:24am On May 17, 2012 |
pendo89: you have a deep sitted psychological problem you need to address.Nice 1, u cant keep getting afraid of it, u have to conquer d fear of it. |
Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by destinysgu(m): 6:32am On May 17, 2012 |
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