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|One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by nchewi(m): 9:57am On May 20, 2012|
A woman writes to the IT Technical support...
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and Football 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0,showing of luv 7.0,humble 8.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam
|Re: One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by mkwayisi: 11:33am On May 24, 2012|
This is an extremely interesting read. I didn't laugh out loud, though
|Re: One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by youngdee168(m): 12:37am On May 28, 2012|
Nice joke i luv it
|Re: One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by nchewi(m): 12:39pm On Jul 19, 2012|
mkwayisi: This is an extremely interesting read. I didn't laugh out loud, though
Why na? Wot does it take to make you activate LOL?
youngdee168: Nice joke i luv it
....And So do I!!!!
|Re: One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by Ajibel(m): 12:01pm On May 13|
|Re: One Little Cracker For All Programmers!!! (enjoy) by Judinho59(m): 7:27pm On May 13|
Lmao!!! *installing laughing 12.6*
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