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Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by kay9(m): 4:02pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Ishilove:Mmm... Ok. *tucks it away for future use* |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 4:04pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
kay9: |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 7:17pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Ishilove: Girl You've got the ingredients (plots) for a series of good stories. Pls continue. I hope you don't mind my saying so, but there are too many side comments. Comments which are detracting from the main story itself. ~ Number 1 Commander(ess)-in-charge-chief culprit is Idowugbo! ~ Deputy derailer: Bobo Yekini ~ Assistant-up-coming detractor: Kay9 2 Likes |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 8:17pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:Lol. I know what you mean, dear. Well, I was kind of enjoying the side talk. Its like a short pause in a narration; you fill in the pause with all sorts then continue the narration thereafter. Not to worry, because of you I will not allow the chronic derailers hijack the thread . Its a solemn promise Kay9, BoboYekini and Idowuogbo, you are warned!!! 2 Likes |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Idowuogbo(f): 8:26pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:YeripĂ ripa! Police don land o! Ishi abeg continue b4 dem arrest us o! As I dey I ain't gats no particulars. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
^^ |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by kay9(m): 11:04pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
I dont like this girl called Efemena, she's always busting my balls. The poor things hurt. Efemena is an eja shawa. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 3:13am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kay9: I dont like this girl called Efemena, she's always busting my balls. The poor things hurt. Efemena is an eja shawa.Lol. Pack the balls in ice and thereafter massage 'em with Aboniki balm |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by kay9(m): 5:13am On Jul 17, 2012 |
She'll just bust 'em all ova again, my tender tenders. I need a restraining order... Where's a mod when u need one? So... ever needed a restraining order at umm, whatisname again, wasami? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 7:01am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kay9: She'll just bust 'em all ova again, my tender tenders. I need a restraining order... Where's a mod when u need one?No. But I've had a government convoy drop me at my doorstep |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 8:13am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kay9: I dont like this girl called Efemena, she's always busting my balls. The poor things hurt. Efemena is an eja shawa. ! kay9: She'll just bust 'em all ova again, my tender tenders. I need a restraining order... Where's a mod when u need one? Oya open up a thread and tell us about your experiences on Brass Island. I'm curious. Brass Island, is that the southern most part of Rivers State? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 17, 2012 |
efe's jealous ni jor. We had a thing awhile back. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Idowuogbo(f): 10:24am On Jul 17, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:No o! na island for Tobago! kay69 i lie? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Idowuogbo(f): 10:26am On Jul 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: efe's jealous ni jor. We had a thing awhile back.Tru o! i remember wen u guys were playing hide and seek Nazi style bck den. hmmmm... it was bombastic! |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 10:38am On Jul 17, 2012 |
So what happened to scatter the love? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Idowuogbo(f): 10:47am On Jul 17, 2012 |
^ talking to moi? mannerless peri peri chicken Cant u greet ni? come on lie down and greet d mademoiselle |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 10:54am On Jul 17, 2012 |
Id, i'm nat talking ta you! |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 17, 2012 |
shebi u've been snubbing me since |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Idowuogbo(f): 11:28am On Jul 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: Id, i'm nat talking ta you! BoboYekini: shebi u've been snubbing me sincewot? wetin i does? u cant b angry wiv a celeb na! oya wa fi ori lemi ni... |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by kay9(m): 12:29pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:''69''? Why do i feel like u said that delibrately? Out of the abundance of the heart... |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 12:37pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: efe's jealous ni jor. We had a thing awhile back. Idowuogbo: Madam, abeg leave dat one jor! Ishilove: So what happened to scatter the love? Choi! You sef too like aproko : P |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 12:49pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Baddest gal! kay9: Lol! What does it mean sef? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 1:51pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Ma pipo make unu no quarriel,no need for kwanta!!! ID and BoboYekini, behave! Men will be men, women will always have their issues . . . Speaking of men always being men, does anyone ever wonder why old men try to get fresh and feel fly with younger chics? I had a particular experience with one of them that made me wonder long and hard about these wonderful creatures called men. For sometime my sanity had been under intense pressure as a result of loneliness and boredom. Wasimi has that effect on sleek city folks like me, that's why no female corper agreed to stay there. I was told that I was the first female corper the community was hosting in three years. The previous ones had tucked their tails in between their legs and fled the rustic roadside bush hamlet after enduring for a few months. I however stubbornly refused to run; ask me why, I cannot say. Mother says I have a big heart. Hey, don't blame me, I come from the Big Heart state . The motivation to take a break from Wasimi, albeit briefly, came from a very unlikely source: a goat. On this particular night, I was unusually tired so I went to bed earlier than usual after a heavy meal of fufu and vegetable soup. I don't know how long i slept before a strange sound woke me up around 2.00am. Like an ax-head floating up from still waters, I slowly came awake. I peered blindly in the pitch dark room. The room was blacker than tar because my little kerosene lamp had burnt itself out sometime in the night. I lay on my bed,wondering what had woken me up and listening intently to the sounds around me. . . A rat scurrying overhead across the polythene nylon ceiling, on some nocturnal errand. . . A cockroach playing hide and seek with its lover in my basket of polythene bags by the miserable excuse I had for a door. . . A truck passing by in the distance. . . All seemed as it ought to be, so what on earth had woken me up?? Suddenly I heard it again. Someone was coughing loudly, and it seemed very close, like they were right there in the room with me !! O the horror! " Blood of Jesus! Blood of Jesus!!", shrieked I in abject terror, as one hand scrambled frantically for my bible while the other searched in vain for a weapon. Any weapon! . Who was this intruder in my room? A rapist? An evil spirit?? My mind settled on the latter. Without warning the coughing was replaced by a sneeze,and abruptly I heard " Meeeeeeee!". What tha fucck?? As if in response, the goat bleated again. And sneezed. And coughed. Again My terror immediately changed into pure. . . undistilled. . . RAGE . Confound it, that blasted goat! I can't remember exactly how I got outside, but the next thing I remember is finding myself outside, clutching a broom like my life depended on it. The source of the whole hullabaloo stood by my window having a coughing fit. I never knew goats sound so much like humans when they cough. I rushed forward, bloody murder on my mind, when I stumbled over a stone lying in my path and went crashing to the ground. In short ehn, my pipo, I fall yakata like small pikin. Startled, the goat ran away, still coughing and sneezing. Looking back now,I suspect the animal must have been reacting to something that brought about so violent a coughing fit. Reality came swiftly when my face made rude contact with sandy earth. I groaned and turned over slowly to rest on my back. Lying on my back, breathing heavily, I gazed up at the moonless sky and wondered if I had finally run amok. What was I doing outside in the dead of night, holding a broom and attacking harmless creatures? What would my dear mother think of this? The woman would most assuredly blush in abject mortification. Dad would give me his best Pete Edochie-look and say " you are joking with your life." My sister would roll her eyes and chortle endlessly. My brothers would grin and say, "Sheeit, Ishi you don dey craze. Don't worry ehn, as long as you haven't yet entered the market,there is still hope ". Craze. Yes, that must be it. I must be losing my mind here. Wasimi was fuccking up my mojo and playing with my mind. "Sheeit, what I need is a break from this madrefucking place," I said to myself. Abashed, I dragged myself up, dusted my asss and limped back to my room. I remembered the broom I had wanted to commit murder with and limped back to get it. When I got back to my room, the gaddem door refused to close properly and lo, it seemed I had stepped on my glasses in my insane rush to annihlate the sick goat that had so scared me shitless. FUCCK! (Pardon my french) That same morning I made a call to a very good friend of mine serving in far away Ikare-akoko, pleading, nay, DEMANDING to spend the weekend with her, her programmed schedule be damned. By noonday, my knapsack slung over my sore and aching shoulders, my NYSC cap fixed firmly on my head, my face set like a flint, and without a backward glance, I trudged determinedly to the expressway and set about flagging down vehicles. About ten minutes later, a very modest cream coloured Mercedes Benz car slowed down and stopped a few meters from me. I quickly jogged to the car and peered through the open window at the face of Chairman. I will continue my narrative when I have massaged the cramps out of my fingers. They ache 2 Likes |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
haha, make chairman buy u bottom belle! |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 4:03pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Which one be bottom belle? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
lol i really don't know..its this Omawunmi's song. continue with your story pls P.S. why are you so mad at atheists in the other thread? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 5:22pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
BoboYekini: lol i really don't know..its this Omawunmi's song.I am mad at only cyrexx because he is being a total assshole |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by FXKing2012(m): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Waooo. . .so my darling is a great writer. 1 Like |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 12:03am On Jul 18, 2012 |
FXKing2012: Waooo. . .so my darling is a great writer.O FX. . . |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by kay9(m): 7:13am On Jul 18, 2012 |
''Bottom belle'' is pidgin for the bell-bottom dresses of the 80's. Dont tell anybdy o; i really searched harder than Mungo Park before i learnt its true meaning. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 7:24am On Jul 18, 2012 |
For real? So what has bottom belle dress have to do with my narrative? !? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by FXKing2012(m): 7:31am On Jul 18, 2012 |
Ishilove: |
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