1. Height of patience: A sex starved naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

2. Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

3. Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

4. Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

5. Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.


6. Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

7. Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

8. Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

9. Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his butt is itching.


Anyone knows other Heights to add?

your's is


height of hunger- 2c and Rhodalyn itching for a banana

@kajad - They r v funny

Height of delusion: A indigent 90 year old man making love advances to a 20 year old girl.

Height of presidential madness- : Obasanjo seeking third term

Rhodalyn:

height of hunger- 2c and Rhodalyn itching for a banana

Height of Neglect: A 5-month-old baby crawling on the highway.

Height of Illusion: Baba Suwe auditioning for a role in Star Wars Episode VII.

Height of humility (or humiliation ): Bill Clinton inside Molue.

Baba Suwa in Star Wars?
Bill Clinton in Molue? _{Unless monica dey there}

bill cliton inside molue,good one.

Height of Bad Governance: Nigerian President (in/out of coma) ruling from a hospital bed in Saudi Arabia.

Height of Business: Evasion of Tax

Height of Terrorism: A Nigerian Bomber

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^^^ Holy Moses. How can a corpse be half dead.

Height of Wealth: An individual lending money to the world bank