[color=#770077][/color][b][/b]A man was looking for a job. He
noticed there was an opening at
the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very
unusual position that they wanted
to fill. Apparently their gorilla had
died, and until they could get a
new one, they needed someone
to dress up in a gorilla suit and
act like a gorilla for a few days. He
was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of
course, his identity would be kept
a secret, and no one would be the
wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla
suit. The zoo offered good pay for
this job, so the man decided to do
it. He tried on the suit and sure
enough, he looked just like a
gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took
a position at the back of the cage
and pretended to sleep. But after
a while, he got tired of sitting so
he walked around a little bit,
jumped up and down and tried a
few gorilla noises. The people
watching him seemed to really
like that. When he would move or
jump around, they would clap and
cheer and throw him peanuts.
And the man loved peanuts.
So he jumped around some more
and tried climbing a tree. That
seemed to really get the crowd
excited. They threw more
peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he
grabbed a vine and swung from
one side of the cage to the other.
The people loved it and threw
more peanuts. "Wow! This is
great," he thought. He swung
higher and the crowd grew
bigger. He continued to swing on
the vine, getting higher and
higher and then all Last, all of a
sudden, the vine broke! He swung
up and out of the cage, landing in
the lion's cage that was next
door. He panicked.
There was a huge lion not twenty
feet away, and it looked very
hungry. So the man in the gorilla
suit started jumping up and
down, screaming and yelling,
"Help, help! Get me out of here!
I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man
in a gorilla suit! HELP!" The lion
quickly pounced on the man, held
him down and said, NNAMDI NO
FEAR NA ME CHIJIOKE "be quiet!
You go make both of us lose our
jobs.lolll

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