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kandiikane: Looool, don't jump into any conclusions let me finish.

PHIPEX:

How can your profile indicate that you'r Male yet your story says you'r Female? Its like you are confused.

PHIPEX:

How can your profile indicate that you'r Male yet your story says you'r Female? Its like you are confused.

kandiikane: Ah, scared come catch me. I told him to get off me but he didn't. Instead, he asked me whether my bosom was real as he grabbed it with one hand. He then tried hands for jeans button. I struggled to come out from underneath him. He told me to chill. I thought to myself * oh God, this is not happening to me!! How did I get myself in this position, I should have listened to my instinct* I said "please, stop it" he said "stop what, this" and he kissed me. I didn't respond I was just there frozen, he started laughing getting off me. He told me "come on! I won't do that to you." Oh my, the relief! He told me to chill, I should be free around him and he won't do anything I didn't want to do. He then told me he had nan buru(balled rice porridge, usually served cold) whether I wanted some? WTF! o.O

kandiikane: Ah, scared come catch me. I told him to get off me but he didn't. Instead, he asked me whether my bosom was real as he grabbed it with one hand. He then tried hands for jeans button. I struggled to come out from underneath him. He told me to chill. I thought to myself * oh God, this is not happening to me!! How did I get myself in this position, I should have listened to my instinct* I said "please, stop it" he said "stop what, this" and he kissed me. I didn't respond I was just there frozen, he started laughing getting off me. He told me "come on! I won't do that to you." Oh my, the relief! He told me to chill, I should be free around him and he won't do anything I didn't want to do. He then told me he had nan buru(balled rice porridge, usually served cold) whether I wanted some? WTF! o.O

kandiikane:

Probably Certainly. .

kandiikane: Coogar, yes they are real. They are just so perfect its hard to believe they are real.

kandiikane: Coogar, yes they are real. They are just so perfect its hard to believe they are real.

agabaI23:

Can we confirm?

kandiikane:

Neeh!

ms pookie: Another desperate hustler in d hauz.. (my tummy hurts, laffin out loud) wait! So, cos he said he wants to get u pregnant and marry u, u r having deep thought . U sef dey find maga. My dear, dats a cheap, famous line, if u haven't heard that b4, u must b really laid back.. Kpele lovergeh. U berra wake up from ur fantasies

ms pookie: Am not sure am a gud writer, so! I won't try. But OP, did u learn how to write essay in school? I recommend u resit u no even try @ all.

bittyend: @ms pookie

Another fake American with a ghetto handle.. I bet you got your American accent from Enugu local airport.

kandiikane:

Come on na! Ofcourse, I cannot count the countless times I have heard such lines from so many men but for this guy, I was hooked on him for that period and it was a moment that has stayed with me.

We are all hustlers, trying to get food in our stomach.

Yes I did. I had an A in my exams, did you? Oh, I forgot you just confirmed that you are not good at writing so obviously you failed.

ms pookie:

Excuse me! U don hear me talk b4? Abi na for your imagination. Oh boi, park well..

dayokanu:

If only you knew how many times I don waank on one of your profile pic that had you standing with one leg on the wall, you wearing white top with black butterfly designs and cream coloured short skirt and that bushy afro

Meen, I am going to do it one more time

bittyend:

Hear you talk? Why should I bother with your fake Bottom handle? Do you know what pookie means?

Hearing you speak will mos def make me puke.. Who wants to hear a naijamericojapaneseindian accent?

Abeg comot for road make I see front...

ms pookie:
See dis jobless tout, do I seem like I have an accent? D spiritualists in your village r defo disturbin yur imagination. So, my handle don become your headache. Ok! Chop panadol. Harmless bee..apply your brakes joor

kandiikane:

Lmaoooooo, omfg! Ahaha. You sure you are well?
Remove my name na, don't want people knowing it.

dayokanu:

You know the pic Im talking about?

And those lips of yours, I long for the day i would get a BeeJaaay from you

kandiikane:

I know the pic but out of all the photos you nor find berra pic to wannk over?