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You Know God Is Punishing You: by mukina2: 3:15pm On Jun 02, 2012
when JAMB sends you a calender every year.

when rats eats only your full name outta your original document...

when they ask you to sing the National Anthem in an interview and you cant remember

when your Bold-5 falls into a Pit Toilet grin grin

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by FILEBE(m): 3:20pm On Jun 02, 2012
When u ar an accounting student n your matric number starts from 04 and u stil avnt graduated.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Funkymallam(m): 3:20pm On Jun 02, 2012
When u about to defend ur project and ur brain just went kaput. angry

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Funkymallam(m): 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2012
When u miss the last penalty that should v won ur team the title. sad

#JT

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by miteolu(m): 3:25pm On Jun 02, 2012
FILEBE: When u ar an accounting student n your matric number starts from 04 and u stil avnt graduated.

that one is called 2 in 1 degrees

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by okeyxyz(m): 3:27pm On Jun 02, 2012
when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by okeyxyz(m): 3:33pm On Jun 02, 2012
mukina2:
when rats eats only your full name outta your original document...

when your Bold-5 falls into a Pit Toilet grin grin

grin grin grin

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by mikron(m): 3:33pm On Jun 02, 2012
wen riot caught up with u in the north and u dont knw how to speak hausa to pave ur way through

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by mikron(m): 3:36pm On Jun 02, 2012
when ur landlord begins to bang ur wife and u dont have money to seek for accomodation elsewhere

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Ekans: 3:37pm On Jun 02, 2012
When your thing refuses to get up and your new babe is completely naked and waiting.

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Goldieluks: 3:39pm On Jun 02, 2012
mukina2: when JAMB sends you a calender every year.

when rats eats only your full name outta your original document...

when they ask you to sing the National Anthem in an interview and you cant remember

when your Bold-5 falls into a Pit Toilet grin grin

The greatest punishment of all,lol.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by iyaski: 3:40pm On Jun 02, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."
cheesy

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by iyaski: 3:40pm On Jun 02, 2012
cheesy grin. When you just finished 'throwing smoke' at you gf who just accused you of cheating and she sees meaning in your explanation and starts crying that she is sorry for accusing you falsely....then suddenly a text message comes into ur phone (she was holding it and crying) from" jc : boy i luv how u did to me last nite lets do same place tonite....i luv u my sugar"

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Yorisb: 3:42pm On Jun 02, 2012
YKGIPY, When Arsenal trumps and finishes above you. . . #Spurs4Europa cheesy

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by aitanofi(m): 3:44pm On Jun 02, 2012
When u got to ur place of work and u were informed that u have been disengaged, on getting home u received a call dat ur mum just kicked d bucket @ d village, u rush down to d ATM machine to withdraw, but ur card got stalked in d machine......lol
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by buchibabe: 3:45pm On Jun 02, 2012
When d heel of ur shoe suddenly breaks while walking pass a dashing handsome and tryin to seek his attention

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by beblessed(f): 3:55pm On Jun 02, 2012
God does nt punish plz

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by clemmonce(m): 3:57pm On Jun 02, 2012
wen u hav an interview around 8am the next day. and u suddenly find yourself waking up around 9am even wen slept early

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by NRIPRIEST(m): 3:58pm On Jun 02, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

Ok,this is freaking funny meeeeeen!
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Silensa(m): 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."
na prblm b dat
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2012
[quote author=Ekans]When your thing refuses to get up and your new babe is completely naked and waiting.[/quote

That thing must stand oooo

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by lalaboi(m): 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2012
When you loose your wallet and phone at the same time
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ikee(m): 4:06pm On Jun 02, 2012
When you marry 5 wives at the age of 28 and you are a bank cleaner

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by jolamos01(m): 4:10pm On Jun 02, 2012
ait_anofi: When u got to ur place of work and u were informed that u have been disengaged, on getting home u received a call dat ur mum just kicked d bucket @ d village, u rush down to d ATM machine to withdraw, but ur card got stalked in d machine......lol
Gbam,Lobatan
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by razzberry2(f): 4:10pm On Jun 02, 2012
ait_anofi: When u got to ur place of work and u were informed that u have been disengaged, on getting home u received a call dat ur mum just kicked d bucket @ d village, u rush down to d ATM machine to withdraw, but ur card got stalked in d machine......lol
u ddn jx gist us fightin temptations,dd u?
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by AkpuNku2: 4:10pm On Jun 02, 2012
when ur money was hijacked by another sharp guy
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jun 02, 2012
Hello everyone. Am a new member.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2012
You know God is punishing you when you use your whole salary to buy a BB and later discover it's a chinko product.
You know God is punishing you when breeze blows your newly bought 1500 naira recharge card out of your car window.
You know God is punishing you if after taking Alomo and Ogidiga, you still can't get it UP.

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by namelesss: 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2012
Yes! YouKnowGodIsPunishingYou wen ur friend crash your new C350... TestdriveRock
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by optimistD(m): 4:15pm On Jun 02, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."
grin Lwkm.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by 30secs(m): 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2012
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.
And so?

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by desertboom(m): 4:19pm On Jun 02, 2012
when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

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