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ways of dying!.! by bingbagbo(m): 1:01pm On Jun 04, 2012
sure everybody will die, but peepz fear to die because of some scary ways by which one could die.
you can die thru the following:
1.drinking poison
2. getting motor accident
3.gunshot
4.plane crash
5.HIV
6.witchcraft
7.hanging
8. stabbing
9. jumping from the fifth storey
10. sex
11.die in your sleep
12.heart attack
13.broken heart
14.snake bite
15. fire burns
16. suicide
17 killing yourself
18. sucking punny daily
19. insulting boko haram
20.getting drowned
21. collapsing. .
Re: ways of dying!.! by Showlay(m): 1:34pm On Jun 04, 2012
i will recomend all for you alone, i think u will like all. Rubbishhhhhhh
Re: ways of dying!.! by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jun 04, 2012
Re: ways of dying!.! by bingbagbo(m): 1:39pm On Jun 04, 2012
Showlay: i will recomend all for you alone, i think u will like all. Rubbishhhhhhh


seriously, i think it will be nice if okada knock you and kill you!!!


bush pig!
Re: ways of dying!.! by dani1luv: 1:55pm On Jun 04, 2012
~vicky~:
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[size=13pt]not so dear tongue[/size]
Re: ways of dying!.! by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 04, 2012
dani1luv:
[size=13pt]not so dear tongue[/size]

thanks smiley
Re: ways of dying!.! by Ajibel(m): 2:55pm On Jun 04, 2012
E be like say death dey scratch bin for nyash tongue tongue tongue
Re: ways of dying!.! by bingbagbo(m): 6:24pm On Jun 04, 2012
Ajibel: E be like say death dey scratch bin for nyash tongue tongue tongue


get behind me satan!
Re: ways of dying!.! by ekeroyal(m): 6:33pm On Jun 04, 2012
Ajibel: E be like say death dey scratch bin for nyash tongue tongue tongue

The joke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ways of dying!.! by Ajibel(m): 6:48am On Jun 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:

get behind me satan!

You are a Guinea Fowl

ekeroyal:

The joke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mue heheheheh
Re: ways of dying!.! by Exponental(m): 8:38am On Jun 05, 2012
Wat if u slap a MOPO on highway or molest an officer's wife nko?
Re: ways of dying!.! by Dgunnerz(m): 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2012
Or ů join Illumminati.
Re: ways of dying!.! by dani1luv: 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2012
[size=13pt]TOTAL MADNESS angry angry angry[/size]
Re: ways of dying!.! by bingbagbo(m): 1:23pm On Jun 05, 2012
dani1luv: [size=13pt]TOTAL MADNESSangry angry angry[/size]


I KNOW, I KNOW AM MAD. . . grin
Re: ways of dying!.! by dani1luv: 1:27pm On Jun 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:

I KNOW, I KNOW AM MAD. . . grin
before nnkor?? no doubt grin grin grin[size=13pt][/size]
Re: ways of dying!.! by bingbagbo(m): 2:00pm On Jun 05, 2012
stop abusing the powers u have as a moderator. .
why do u modify my post?


this may be the final warning!!
Re: ways of dying!.! by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jun 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:

I KNOW, I KNOW AM MAD. . . grin

see confession shocked shocked shocked
Re: ways of dying!.! by dani1luv: 5:31pm On Jun 05, 2012
~vicky~:


see confession shocked shocked shocked
[size=13pt]no doubt! grin
e pain am grin [/size]

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