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Akpos Again. .wtf!! by dani1luv: 1:22pm On Jun 05, 2012
[size=13pt]At #school, Little #akpors was told by a classmate that most #adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,"I know the whole truth."
Little akpors decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him N200 and says, "Just dont tell your father."
Q...uite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him N400 and says, "Please dont say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, akpors is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.He greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."....º°˚˚˚
°ºнaHaнaº°˚˚˚°º☺ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin





Akpos Fainted!![/size]
grin grin grin

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ajibel(m): 5:06pm On Jun 05, 2012
NO COMMENTS, EEEIIIYAAAAA cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by dani1luv: 5:19pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ajibel: NO COMMENTS, EEEIIIYAAAAA cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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[size=13pt]WTF!! this thread was opened few seconds ago!
pocket your comment!
cheers! grin[/size]
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ajibel(m): 5:32pm On Jun 05, 2012
Thread was opened by 1 pm... Mod too dey lie shocked grin grin grin
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by dani1luv: 6:04pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ajibel: Thread was opened by 1 pm... Mod too dey lie shocked grin grin grin
[size=13pt]that'z why am called obogheamurukoruko Dafe grin[/size]
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Funkymallam(m): 8:44pm On Jun 05, 2012
dani1luv:
[size=13pt]that'z why am called obogheamurukoruko Dafe grin[/size]

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ajibel(m): 9:22pm On Jun 05, 2012
dani1luv:
[size=13pt]that'z why am called obogheamurukoruko Dafe grin[/size]

Runs away grin grin grin

yekpa, see as name wan pursue a whole me shocked shocked shocked
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ajibel: NO COMMENTS, EEEIIIYAAAAA cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked
I just don't knw wat kind of a person u're. Are u always like dis? don't see anytin gud in other pple's creativity. Nt even a ''well done'' I hav bin observin u closely, u don't hav gud manners at all, u're 2 critical. Pls ma dear no hard feelings, bt pls learn 2 make constructive criticisms or u save urself some troble by avoiding dis section since notin interests u. Ewu!

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Laitesmart(m): 1:01am On Jun 06, 2012
onyejiokem: I just don't knw wat kind of a person u're. Are u always like dis? don't see anytin gud in other pple's creativity. Nt even a ''well done'' I hav bin observin u closely, u don't hav gud manners at all, u're 2 critical. Pls ma dear no hard feelings, bt pls learn 2 make constructive criticisms or u save urself some troble by avoiding dis section since notin interests u. Ewu!
No mind the yeye guy. Na so im do 4 my thread too. Maybe he is a sadist. Anyway thumbs up with d way u dress am down. He go begin fear ya thread nah.

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ajibel(m): 5:46am On Jun 06, 2012
onyejiokem: I just don't knw wat kind of a person u're. Are u always like dis? don't see anytin gud in other pple's creativity. Nt even a ''well done'' I hav bin observin u closely, u don't hav gud manners at all, u're 2 critical. Pls ma dear no hard feelings, bt pls learn 2 make constructive criticisms or u save urself some troble by avoiding dis section since notin interests u. Ewu!

IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IS FOLLOWING MY POSTS INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING ALL JOKES THAT ARE POSTED HERE THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY FEW ELEMENTS OF CREATIVITY IN HERE IF AT ALL THERE IS. JOKES HERE ARE RECYCLED AND CANNOT BE APPRECIATED AFTER READING THEM A MILLION TIMES.
BTW, MAYBE YOU JUST RECENTLY ARRIVED INTO THIS SECTION OR ELSE, YOU'D HAVE KNOWN THERE ARE THOSE BEFORE ME WHO NEVER FOR ONCE PRAISED A JOKE... SO BACK OFF, GUINEA FOWL angry angry

Laitesmart:
No mind the yeye guy. Na so im do 4 my thread too. Maybe he is a sadist. Anyway thumbs up with d way u dress am down. He go begin fear ya thread nah.

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST AT WILL, I CANNOT SEE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD BE SCARED OF POSTING IN ANYONE'S THREAD EXCEPT IF I DONT WANT TO... GUINEA FOWL NUMBER 2 angry angry angry
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Laitesmart(m): 9:28am On Jun 06, 2012
Ajibel:

IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IS FOLLOWING MY POSTS INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING ALL JOKES THAT ARE POSTED HERE THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY FEW ELEMENTS OF CREATIVITY IN HERE IF AT ALL THERE IS. JOKES HERE ARE RECYCLED AND CANNOT BE APPRECIATED AFTER READING THEM A MILLION TIMES.
BTW, MAYBE YOU JUST RECENTLY ARRIVED INTO THIS SECTION OR ELSE, YOU'D HAVE KNOWN THERE ARE THOSE BEFORE ME WHO NEVER FOR ONCE PRAISED A JOKE... SO BACK OFF, GUINEA FOWL angry angry



I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST AT WILL, I CANNOT SEE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD BE SCARED OF POSTING IN ANYONE'S THREAD EXCEPT IF I DONT WANT TO... GUINEA FOWL NUMBER 2 angry angry angry
Your faaather!!!

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Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Nobody: 11:28am On Jun 06, 2012
Ajibel:

IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IS FOLLOWING MY POSTS INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING ALL JOKES THAT ARE POSTED HERE THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY FEW ELEMENTS OF CREATIVITY IN HERE IF AT ALL THERE IS. JOKES HERE ARE RECYCLED AND CANNOT BE APPRECIATED AFTER READING THEM A MILLION TIMES.
BTW, MAYBE YOU JUST RECENTLY ARRIVED INTO THIS SECTION OR ELSE, YOU'D HAVE KNOWN THERE ARE THOSE BEFORE ME WHO NEVER FOR ONCE PRAISED A JOKE... SO BACK OFF, GUINEA FOWL angry angry



I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST AT WILL, I CANNOT SEE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD BE SCARED OF POSTING IN ANYONE'S THREAD EXCEPT IF I DONT WANT TO... GUINEA FOWL NUMBER 2 angry angry angry
One who does nt accept his mistake is like a man on a journey to nowhere. I'm nt surprised at ur type, I stil maintain dat u're simply arrogant n boastful-pple like u naturally amount 2 notin gud in life. Just an advice, beta watch urself b4 u fizzle away.''enwe''
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ajibel(m): 8:55pm On Jun 07, 2012
Laitesmart:
Your faaather!!!

i dont insalt people's father when they are not involved in something so dont let me start with you angry angry

onyejiokem: One who does nt accept his mistake is like a man on a journey to nowhere. I'm nt surprised at ur type, I stil maintain dat u're simply arrogant n boastful-pple like u naturally amount 2 notin gud in life. Just an advice, beta watch urself b4 u fizzle away.''enwe''

look at the fowl talking like you know tomorrow hisses
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Murphy7h4: 6:56am On Jun 08, 2012
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]many thanks
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Nobody: 12:54am On Jun 10, 2012
dani1luv: [size=13pt]At #school, Little #akpors was told by a classmate that most #adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,"I know the whole truth."
Little akpors decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him N200 and says, "Just dont tell your father."
Q...uite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him N400 and says, "Please dont say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, akpors is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.He greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."....º°˚˚˚
°ºнaHaнaº°˚˚˚°º☺ grin grin grin grin grin





Akpos Fainted!![/size]
grin grin grin
Funny.
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by bright007(f): 1:24am On Jun 10, 2012
Where is d joke?
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Ruqaya(f): 8:45am On Jun 10, 2012
Owww! Funny
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 10, 2012
Lol
Re: Akpos Again. .wtf!! by Rhisky(m): 6:36am On Aug 20, 2012
LolzyLolzyLolzy

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