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Lessons In Logic by Migines(m): 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2007
Lessons In Logic


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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


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Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.


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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.


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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.


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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.


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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.


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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So, why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.
Re: Lessons In Logic by kronkykay(m): 4:54am On Nov 23, 2007
sayings of a foolish wise man
Re: Lessons In Logic by djcrooky(m): 7:12am On Nov 23, 2007
oh God nairaland
Re: Lessons In Logic by ituen(m): 7:32pm On Nov 23, 2007
Children at backseat cause accidents

Accidents at backseat cause children
Re: Lessons In Logic by Migines(m): 7:33pm On Nov 23, 2007
Niiiice
Re: Lessons In Logic by ituen(m): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2007
thnks prof miggy

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