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Aeroplane Joke by buccal(m): 1:14pm On Jun 07, 2012
One day, Jerry - an
aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot's
cockpit when he saw a
book entitled, "How to
fly an aeroplane for
beginners, Vol. 1 ".
He opened the first
page which said, "To
start the engine, press
the red button". He did
so and the airplane
engine started.
He was pleased and
opened the next page,
"To set airplane moving
press blue botton". He
did so and the plane
started moving at an
amazing speed.
He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page
which said, "To let
airplane fly, please
press the green button".
He did so and the plane
started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 30 minutes of
flying, he was satisfied
and wanted to land so
he decided to flip to the
4th page.
The 4th page said, "To
learn how to land a
plane, please watch out
for Volume 2....
If na you Wetin u go do?
Re: Aeroplane Joke by izenco2005(m): 6:13pm On Jun 07, 2012
Is dis joke or wat
Re: Aeroplane Joke by ezechinos: 7:55pm On Jun 07, 2012
Nice joke
Re: Aeroplane Joke by Ajibel(m): 8:44pm On Jun 07, 2012
undecided undecided undecided

buccal: One day, Jerry - an
aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot's
cockpit when he saw a
book entitled, "How to
fly an aeroplane for
beginners, Vol. 1 ".
He opened the first
page which said, "To
start the engine, press
the red button". He did
so and the airplane
engine started.
He was pleased and
opened the next page,
"To set airplane moving
press blue botton". He
did so and the plane
started moving at an
amazing speed.
He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page
which said, "To let
airplane fly, please
press the green button".
He did so and the plane
started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 30 minutes of
flying, he was satisfied
and wanted to land so
he decided to flip to the
4th page.
The 4th page said, "To
learn how to land a
plane, please watch out
for Volume 2....
If na you Wetin u go do?
Re: Aeroplane Joke by Luckysoul(m): 12:13am On Jun 08, 2012
izenco2005: Is dis joke or wat
learn how 2 appreciate
Re: Aeroplane Joke by Amazongas(f): 12:57am On Jun 08, 2012
U no y i hate dis joke section? De is too much of criticism. Una too de criticize abeg stop it n as 4 dis joke its one of de best. Congrats dear[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Aeroplane Joke by realsammie(m): 8:19am On Jun 08, 2012
Amazongas: U no y i hate dis joke section? De is too much of criticism. Una too de criticize abeg stop it n as 4 dis joke its one of de best. Congrats dear[color=#990000][/color]
well my dear, in dis part of NL the rule is 'there is no rule' u can criticize anything criticizable.and if u re not o.k wit dat then u get d Bleep out
@poster Please do something new cos dis is d 99th time I av seen dis joke here
Re: Aeroplane Joke by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jun 08, 2012
I've laffed over dis a hundred times already! Abegi give us new jokes, dis one is too old and stale joor!
Re: Aeroplane Joke by mikuz(m): 4:12pm On Jun 08, 2012
booqee: I've laffed over dis a hundred times already! Abegi give us new jokes, dis one is too old and stale joor!
learn how to appreciate a yoke!
Re: Aeroplane Joke by sansiro: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2012
Hahahah..I love this joke..fenks 4 making me laugh
Re: Aeroplane Joke by bunmioguns(m): 6:30pm On Jun 08, 2012
This yoke is toooooo old like d poster's brain
Re: Aeroplane Joke by buccal(m): 7:58am On Jun 09, 2012
bunmioguns: This yoke is toooooo old like d poster's brain
Re: Aeroplane Joke by buccal(m): 8:19am On Jun 09, 2012
izenco2005: Is dis joke or wat

see u asking a jamb question on nairaland
Re: Aeroplane Joke by buccal(m): 8:20am On Jun 09, 2012
bunmioguns: This yoke is toooooo old like d poster's brain
stewpeed brother,lol
Re: Aeroplane Joke by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 10, 2012
buccal: stewpeed brother,lol
really?! so u guys are brothers?? Just like jackpot and bright..... Whoa.....
Re: Aeroplane Joke by JojoArmani(m): 9:16pm On Jun 10, 2012
nice joke jare

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