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| It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 10:25pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Wow, just survived the thanksgiving holiday onslaught. It wasn't easy guys, had to depend on my luck. But thankfully I live to fight another day  . That lady yesternight must have had the fright of her life when she bought me. I pecked and heckled her all the way, if it weren't for the mad cab driver who hit her, I might have been dinner by now. Nice to know she was okay though. Guess she would have to do with one of those frozen guys. But am I glad to be alive.Sadly I cannot say the same for many of my friends and family, bu hu hu hu 
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| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by djcrooky(m): 11:00pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SHOW PICTURE WHAT A HANDSOME TURKEY YOU ARE YOU LOOK LIKE A TURKEY AM SURE YOU WOULD TASTE LIKE ONE CUTE LITTLE THING |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 11:43pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Now, I got to get my acts together. What can I do to save the millions of turkeys that would be eaten by christmas: Countdown begins: 33 days 14 minutes and 45, 46, 47. . . seconds and counting Mission: To save as much turkeys worldwide as possible Procedure/Step 1: Recruit as many agent turkeys as possible [sup]I am the first free turkey, the world of turkeydom depends on me for liberation, I will not fail[/sup] |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by djcrooky(m): 12:29am On Nov 23, 2007 |
ehhhhhh ehhhhhhh ehhhhhh stupid tasty turkey hero |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ajadrage: 4:04pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
djcrooky:djcrooky Are you sure you're not one of the lost boys, see your name rhymes with turkey, no dey diss the guy meeen, he's just tryin to survive |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Migines(m): 4:07pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@turkey this ur username will backfire 1day. |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by djcrooky(m): 4:22pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
Migines: na true u talk |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 12:08am On Nov 24, 2007 |
It's so worrisome that not even one free turkey has been seen all day. They all either in a farm or some commercial poultry  |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 7:35am On Nov 24, 2007 |
I have some Free turkey rangers you could ask for help. biggerboy, freezy, kronkykay, TT and showbobo. But be prepared to oil thier hands |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
ituen: whenever i hear oil, frying and things being fried comes to mind, and i'm not comfortable so much |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 3:11pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
*shoots mr turkey* let me see how he'll save his brothers now |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
splailing on the floor due to the impact of the gunshot, gasping for breath amidst the stifled cackles from an asphyxiated larynx, finally losing consciousness due to the immense loss of blood from the fatal gunshot wound to the heart, and in a moment of calm purrs his last. . . in your dreams |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Migines(m): 6:02pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
Ha ha ha |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by georgen2u(m): 6:09pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
hellomrturkey sorry we gonna eat youthis december |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 11:55pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
georgen2u:prove to me that you are worthy of having me fried and grilled and peppered and barbecued, with a golden tan that is just eatable at sight. wow, i believe i'ma gonno make a goood meal someday for some lucky fella, mmm smell the intoxicating scent of my aroma whifting through cyberspace. i might graciously decide to allow you be that special one by having your wish, if you can maybe tel me what this means (and it ain't turkese) "rebm ecedsi htuoy ta eot gniogewy rrosy ekrut rmol leh" |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Emperoh(m): 11:09am On Nov 26, 2007 |
Mr. Turkey: @ Mr Turkey, it means; " i will unfailingly have you as my Lunch with friends on christmas and the remainder on Boxing Day. mhn  |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by sussy1(f): 12:09pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
Why are u guys talking to an animal? Turkey that is meant to be kill and eat.Even if it run from here to London it will sure die,it is meant to enjoy by human |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
okk turkey am considerate, dont bother ill rather have chicken for xmas coz theyre more sweeter and delicious than u are |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Chuxy(m): 3:39pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
ok mr turkey, because a the good heart I have I'm gonna just eat one of ur laps for christmas just one, ok  |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 12:18am On Nov 27, 2007 |
clemcykul:oooh, thanks master Chuxy:laps alone, you can't have just my laps, you gats to have me whole dammit, blundering buffoon, i think you're still asleep, common wake up i say  sussy1:wow, we have a mobile repertoire of vocabulistic and grammatically verbose missiles spewing from this one, any turkey that finds itself in that buccal cavity sure is destined for some serious hazard meeen |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
heyyy guys we can't afford to kill this turkey because its litterate am havving lectures by 6 2nite hope u'll accompany me mr turkey  say yes please  @miggs am off to skul please tell the butcher to prepare roasted turkey for dinner |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 3:23pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
something like this? 
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| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Nobody: 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
Mr. Turkey: yes o |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 1:40am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Turkey man, Ur not welcome in my house this xmas. I think I shld visit Papa Pork |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by topeteadr(m): 1:51am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Turkey, i start coming to ur home 4 english lessons. |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by topeteadr(m): 1:51am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Turkey, i'll start coming to ur home 4 english lessons. |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 8:45pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
wets lips hungrily, yeah something like dattttttt, awwww am salivating already |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 2:11pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
clemcykul:hmmm, this situation seem hopeless |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
Q: why did the turkey do the cluck? A: damned if i knew |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
december 6th, the day the world stood still |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 6:24pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
singing "i will survive" |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Migines(m): 6:37pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
Lmao. Taste damed turkey |
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