''Imagine'' someone asking me today if I do smoke Igbo.
I was startled at d first instance, but in order not to put him off, I told him I only cook it with food.
Imagine o!
Still dont know why d guy asked me in d first place!

lmao..."Share Your Imaginations here!"-#fixed

Shollypopz: lmao..."Share Your Imaginations here!"-#fixed

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ayobase:

Who is talking about imaginations here.
Ask me to expound if u dont understand.
Im talking about what startled u most of what people said to u.
''Imagine ayobase saying Im daft''

wow! i won't even bother insulting you, if you think "Share your Imagines Here!" is right! Imagines is a verb you cannot use it in place of a noun! No offense but dude check again. There are two fu*cking verbs in your sentence(share,imagines)! You are apparently wrong here; c'mon don't fall ur hand.

Shollypopz:
wow! i won't even bother insulting you, if you think "Share your Imagines Here!" is right! Imagines is a verb you cannot use it in place of a noun! No offense but dude check again. There are two fu*cking verbs in your sentence(share,imagines)! You are apparently wrong here; c'mon don't fall ur hand.

Oooh that?
Im sorry if I have read u wrongly.I never knew u meant well for me!
Thanks so much for that.
That was intentional...thats y I CAPITALIZED d imagines.
The imagines in this context means startling experiences.
You know that there are statements that start with imagine......those r d kind of posts Im talking about.
Im sooo sorry......
''Imagine Ayobase misconstruing my correction for an insult''

i know i should let it go but i can't help myself. Next time, u put words like that in quotation.
Imagines-very ambiguous! "Can you Imagine" moments would have been more discernible.

Shollypopz: i know i should let it go but i can't help myself. Next time, u put words like that in quotation.
Imagines-very ambiguous! "Can you Imagine" moments would have been more discernible.

Okay dear.
Thanks!
Take Hug o jare!
So, whats ur ''Can u imagine'' moment(s).

i have lots!!
1.)Someone once asked me if i rode elephants to school
2.)Do i have a lion as a pet since i'm African
3.)I once told someone i was Nigerian and he asked me if i knew his friend named "T**" from Kenya
At first questions like this always got me mad but i later learnt to answer them cleverly. I remember telling a fake story on how i could see Kenya from my backyard in Nigeria. mehn, some ppl are gullible sha

Nice thread. I'll think of something and be right back

Imagine after clubbing this morning, a man asked me if I have transport fare to go home cos I was waiting for someone!
Though everyone has left...it was around 6am actually!

imagine asking me to work on saturdays,...and i foolishly agreed.

ijebabe: Nice thread. I'll think of something and be right back

Yeah right.......

dubem3: imagine asking me to work on saturdays,...and i foolishly agreed.

So far it makes ur salary fatter!

dubem3: imagine asking me to work on saturdays,...and i foolishly agreed.

Imagine Dubem accepting dat he's foolish...

uncletbuddy:

Imagine Dubem accepting dat he's foolish...

imagine Tbuddy insinuating that he is wise all the time. Even tell wisdom isn't.

Imagine Dubem refusing to cook me dinner? I thought you were a friend!

imagine Ije mistaking me for a cook

Imagine me marrying two more wives after Ije i.e Stella and Shollypopz.

Imagine me taking korrection from woman!

dont8: Imagine me marrying two more wives after Ije i.e Stella and Shollypopz.

we are now divorced, effective immediately!!! mtcheeew!

ijebabe: Imagine Dubem refusing to cook me dinner? I thought you were a friend!

Imagine my trusted honey running to another man's arm because of Ghanian fufu.

ijebabe:
we are now divorced, effective immediately!!! mtcheeew!

Imagine Ije ever divorcing sexdon!

dubem3: imagine Ije mistaking me for a cook

Imagine Dubem taking over my treasure Ije!
Can you ever imagine Dubem to be the cause of quarel between me and Ije?

imagine dont8 distancing me because of a woman and all the while playing down on my capabilities

dubem3: imagine dont8 distancing me because of a woman and all the while playing down on my capabilities

Imagine Dubem exaggerating his capabity!

Imagine my little cousin asking me "don't you know the road to your mouth" cos we don't have light and the only torch in the house was that which I was using to eat, she asked for it and I refuse then she made dat annoying statement "Don't you know the road to your mouth"...

dont8:
Imagine Dubem exaggerating his capabity!

imagine dont8 so engrossed in his private thoughts
he actually didn't notice i said nothing

dubem3:

imagine Tbuddy insinuating that he is wise all the time. Even tell wisdom isn't.

Imagine Dubem3 not prefixing Tbuddy's handle with Uncle!

So, this is una ''imagines''....funny sha!
How u dey buddy!

ijebabe: Imagine Dubem refusing to cook me dinner? I thought you were a friend!

Imagine Ijebabe luring Dubem to come pass the night at her place....hmmmm!
What a tactic!

dubem3: imagine Ije mistaking me for a cook

Imagine Dubem denying being a cook at this crucial moment!

dont8: Imagine me marrying two more wives after Ije i.e Stella and Shollypopz.

Imagine u dying before yah time....Stella?

dont8: Imagine me taking korrection from woman!

''Imagine''ing what woman?