Remember those days we used to "yab" ourself with words like these:


1. U no tall, u no short, u be like obioma pencil

2. with ur flat head like "Igbobi" sign board

3. U come my house, open my fridge, shout "Chei! so na here all the hamatan dey hide" mumu boy.

4. u chop grandnut finish, use the nylon sow handglove


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Dis thread no make am at all, at aaaaaall......

haha. Go use towel material sow suit

Ur black yansh lyk devil bible...

Ur "tumtum" belle lyk halleluyah band

U mess akara fly gate

U mess mosquito wear jeans

U mess kulikuli troway salute

U mess harmatan catch eba......

ur nyash flat like hausa slipas

U no tall, u no short..u be like monkey post
ur scatter scatter teeth like rambo bullet
u chop akara, u sh.it ororo
u sh.it here, u sh.it there, u dey find d L.C.M

the tallest man for una village dey carry ladder climb maggi
the richest man for una village dey carry wheel baro go work
u mess all d fish in river niger say are we safe

u useless pass d 'ey' at d back of okey[/size][size=8pt][/color][color=#770077]