Only for Guys , Females don’t read… its a no no for u
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap.
The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you
three wishes.’
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ‘Thank you,
but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!’
The woman said, ‘That’s okay.’
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also
make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will
flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will be the most
beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make your husband the richest man
in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you.’
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his
and what’s his is
mine.’
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, ‘I’d like a
mild heart attack.’
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with
them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times *milder* than his wife .
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think
they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; (I caught u
red handed,) it only goes to show
that women never listen!!! lol
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
ladies who
have a good sense of humour.