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Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by 190: 9:42am On Jun 15, 2012
fluid26:

CPR doesn't resurrect dead people. undecided

FALLS FROM PALM TREE grin grin grin
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by ogugua88(f): 9:46am On Jun 15, 2012
fluid26: CPR doesn't resurrect dead people. undecided

More than likely, the reason the man is unconscious during such activity is that of a cardiovascular nature. He wouldn't just die without me noticing any changes in facial expression or breathing patterns. Even common Tylenol helps. Considering I'll catch his cardiac arrest in time, I can save him cool

kay9: kiss kiss This is why i'll never stop buying u chin-chin and tom-tom! grin Receiving CPR with the joystick still in active AND enclosed mode, dayummm!! grin grin Now i'll have no fears whatsoever if i suddenly blank out while we're riding the Juicy Freeway.

Loool.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by 190: 9:49am On Jun 15, 2012
^Hmm smiley
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by kay9(m): 9:58am On Jun 15, 2012
ogugua88:

More than likely, the reason the man is unconscious during such activity is that of a cardiovascular nature. He wouldn't just die without me noticing any changes in facial expression or breathing patterns... Considering I'll catch his cardiac arrest in time, I can save him cool


Mmm. I think i'm in love. She's promised to save me... cry
Nne, oya lets go see mama.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by 190: 10:02am On Jun 15, 2012
kay9:
Mmm. I think i'm in love. She's promised to save me... cry
Nne, oya lets go see mama.

undecided undecided

back off undecided undecided
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by kay9(m): 10:49am On Jun 15, 2012
^^^ Like hell!! angry angry where were u when she was givin me tender loving CPR, eh??
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by bknight: 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2012
*singing in michael Jackson's stylee* d london girl is mine
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 12:33pm On Jun 15, 2012
ogugua88:

More than likely, the reason the man is unconscious during such activity is that of a cardiovascular nature. He wouldn't just die without me noticing any changes in facial expression or breathing patterns. Even common Tylenol helps. Considering I'll catch his cardiac arrest in time, I can save him cool

Oh my! It appears u didnt quite understand the question barbie undecided The man wasnt comatose, he died. The cause of his death isnt d subject of debate.

Crown Prince: If your man DIES untop of you while trying so hard to satisfy you s/e/x/ually, what will be your immediate reactions please?

Tylenol or any other brand of acetaminophen can't raise any Lazarus from the dead. Ur immediate reaction to his demise is what is being asked.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by ChiSun27(m): 3:46pm On Jun 15, 2012
Crown Prince: If your MAN dies untop of you while trying so hard to satisfy you s/e/x/ually, what will be your immediate reactions please?

just call d police
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by sweetroyalty(f): 5:52pm On Jun 15, 2012
fluid26:

hmmm...what if u have? huh

I'd call 911 to come haul his dead a$$ away LOL!
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 6:51pm On Jun 15, 2012
sweetroyalty:

I'd call 911 to come haul his dead a$$ away LOL!

ok. What if u havent? undecided
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by sweetroyalty(f): 7:14pm On Jun 15, 2012
fluid26:

ok. What if u havent? undecided


LMAO!!!!! I'd hope his di@k remained hard and I'd keep grinding him until I did cccum. *JUST JOKING*
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Wemmy6284(m): 7:42pm On Jun 15, 2012
kimberluge: I heard dat sort of tin happens wit yoruba gals cos dier guys put a juju calld gba-un on dem! Since am not yoruba,I donno!!
The juju is called "Magun"
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Wemmy6284(m): 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2012
kimberluge: I heard dat sort of tin happens wit yoruba gals cos dier guys put a juju calld gba-un on dem! Since am not yoruba,I donno!!
The juju is called "Magun" nt gba-un.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 8:02pm On Jun 15, 2012
sweetroyalty:


LMAO!!!!! I'd hope his di@k remained hard and I'd keep grinding him until I did cccum. *JUST JOKING*

hmmm...dats quite serious! Lol! No further questions. cool
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by sweetroyalty(f): 9:54pm On Jun 15, 2012
fluid26:

hmmm...dats quite serious! Lol! No further questions. cool

LOL! You sure you have no further questions sirhuh wink
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2012
sweetroyalty:

LOL! You sure you have no further questions sirhuh wink

Certainly madam. I rest my case. cool

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Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Mynd_44: 2:52am On Jun 16, 2012
You women might want to know that if this happens in Naija, you will find it difficult to find another guy that will bleep you. They are too darned superstitious
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 6:55am On Jun 16, 2012
Mynd_44: You women might want to know that if this happens in Naija, you will find it difficult to find another guy that will bleep you. They are too darned superstitious

my guy, an erect joystick has no conscience and it fears no evil! grin forward ever joor...to infinity & beyond! cool
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Mynd_44: 10:18am On Jun 16, 2012
^^
If yours act like that, I feel sorry for you
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 11:40am On Jun 16, 2012
Mynd_44: ^^
If yours act like that, I feel sorry for you

Dude, u need to be rescued from the bondage of PE! cool

Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Mynd_44: 11:55am On Jun 16, 2012
And you need to be cured of "PERMANENT KONGI" I advice you cut your member off
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 12:12pm On Jun 16, 2012
Mynd_44: And you need to be cured of "PERMANENT KONGI" I advice you cut your member off

aaaaaaaargh! U still don't get it! I give up! undecided
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by kay9(m): 2:43pm On Jun 16, 2012
fluid26:

my guy, an erect joystick has no conscience and it fears no evil! grin forward ever joor...to infinity & beyond! cool
Like i said before, the man might be dead, but his manhood lives on.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by fluid26(m): 2:59pm On Jun 16, 2012
kay9:
Like i said before, the man might be dead, but his manhood lives on.

lol! Dat sounds familiar...more like a Dame-Patience-Jonathan line. How does it go again? ''Ojukwu is dead, but his manhood is still alive'' shocked lwkm!
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by faceit: 9:31pm On Jun 16, 2012
fan him and say darling... Wake up!
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by stpat1(m): 12:08am On Jun 17, 2012
Well its supposed to be a question for the ladies so I'll allow the ladies answer it. Oya make I hear. where i Idowuogbo?
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Beaf: 12:50am On Jun 17, 2012
ogugua88:

More than likely, the reason the man is unconscious during such activity is that of a cardiovascular nature. He wouldn't just die without me noticing any changes in facial expression or breathing patterns. Even common Tylenol helps. Considering I'll catch his cardiac arrest in time, I can save him cool

Loool.

Ogugugua, I tracked you down! Lol!
You might want to pop in here at some point: http://www.nairaland.com/964915/campaign-against-rep-member

--Runz away from the romance section--
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Mynd_44: 6:44am On Jun 17, 2012
What is GEJ's personal secretary on NL doing in the romance section?
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by ogugua88(f): 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2012
Beaf: Ogugugua, I tracked you down! Lol!
You might want to pop in here at some point: http://www.nairaland.com/964915/campaign-against-rep-member

--Runz away from the romance section--

Na wa o. I feel special lol.
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by Mynd_44: 8:37pm On Jun 18, 2012
^^
Re: Strictly For The Ladies Only Please!!! by kay9(m): 12:24pm On Jun 19, 2012
Mynd_44: What is GEJ's personal secretary on NL doing in the romance section?
*eyes widen*
Me too, i wonder o.

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