Nairaland Forum

OPEYEMI AD: so u get dem plenty?chai ur boyfriend don buy market

u neva hear of spare tyre bfor ni?

Mynd_44:
E bi like say you want make I burst your head abi?

if u try am, u go hear wuen

Sijo01:

u neva hear of spare tyre bfor ni?

na xtral tyre i dey hear and na moto dey get am for one, so ur own case don tired me

James-dman:
*enters bar. . .sights IDOWU two tables away from his*
mk i try wetin Chris Brown do when he meet Drake for bar, maybe e go work for me!
Ermmm. . .barman, send two bottles of champagne go IDOWU table, tell her say na peace-offering from me to her!!

I don't drink!

OPEYEMI AD: na xtral tyre i dey hear and na moto dey get am for one, so ur own case don tired me

stop been nosey boy.
Oya go back to ur duty post mak u forward me one bottle of small stout.

Idowuogbo:

I don't drink!

U say

Sijo01:


U say

Dem forget dildoooo for ur ear

Idowuogbo:
Dem forget dildoooo for ur ear

U say watin

Barman, give dis babe 1bottle of big pepsi, mak she tak colli temper.

Idowuogbo:

I don't drink!

then wetin u find come beer-palour?
Anyways, barman u heard the lady, she doesn't drink. . .give her two wraps of weed! Maybe she smokes

Sijo01:

U say watin

Barman, give dis babe 1bottle of big pepsi, mak she tak colli temper.

oya give me three bottle of star sharp sharp

Sijo01:


Barman, give dis babe 1bottle of big pepsi, mak she tak colli temper.

Barman, that'll be on me.
BS:@Sijo, hw we dey 2day, hw work? Hope say u dey kampe

Mynd_44:
oya give me three bottle of star sharp sharp

U don reach here! nor vex say i come late. I jst discharge 1 of my manfrnd reach ouside.

Oya, cari on wit anytin wey u like, take away is allowed.

Sijo01:

stop been nosey boy.
Oya go back to ur duty post mak u forward me one bottle of small stout.

so because i ask u 4 money for d old debt na him cos dat gramer -by d way na udey put much intrest on dis bar

James-dman:

Barman, that'll be on me.
BS:@Sijo, hw we dey 2day, hw work? Hope say u dey kampe

I bam wella, tnx to baba G!
Hw u dey enjoy ur house arrest na?
Mak u sofri shark o, so dat u go kno road enter house.

Sijo01:


U don reach here! nor vex say i come late. I jst discharge 1 of my manfrnd reach ouside.

Oya, cari on wit anytin wey u like, take away is allowed.

Na okada I carry come nah

Sijo01:

I bam wella, tnx to baba G!
Hw u dey enjoy ur house arrest na?
Mak u sofri shark o, so dat u go kno road enter house.

that's gud to know. House arrest don dey improve small small, they don dey allow us comot for 8hrs.
Ahhh! U sef suppose trust Benin boy, we no dey carry last, even if i drank, abi na drunk the whole drinks wey dey diz beer palour today, i go stil waka kurukere reach my house!

OPEYEMI AD: so because i ask u 4 money for d old debt na him cos dat gramer

which debt u dey halla for like this? Calculate everything gimme, plus including all the accumulated interest, mk i pay u cash down.

Kasala don burst oh!
Abeg which of una sabi this police commisioner for Lagos?

My padi wey be chied store keeper for Guiness Nigeria wey dey sell drinks half the price to me dey kirikiri right now. Dem nab am with 50 crates wey him one supply me this evening.

If una no gree help me, beer for here go increase like other bar for area oh!

And I sure all of una dey show here because of cheap shayo.

O boy, na april i drink last o, chei ! Barman, if una get red label abeg bring one, i no be beer person. Abeg, when dey pay me, i go buy bottles for guys.

Zediccus: O boy, na april i drink last o, chei ! Barman, if una get red label abeg bring one, i no be beer person. Abeg, when dey pay me, i go buy bottles for guys.

Mumu who wan pay you?
You no see your name for people wey dem sack for Mainstreet Bank? Abeg waka enter BRT lane joh.

No credit for jobless man.


Shout Out : To all those people wey loose dem job for Mainstreet bank, and other banks and companies for Nigeria within the past 1 year, na God go provide for una oh! He go replenish una. To all those wey dey find job sef, God go give una better job.

Just dey pray to God. Nobody fit do am, na Only God.

acidtalk: Kasala don burst oh!
Abeg which of una sabi this police commisioner for Lagos?

My padi wey be chied store keeper for Guiness Nigeria wey dey sell drinks half the price to me dey kirikiri right now. Dem nab am with 50 crates wey him one supply me this evening.

If una no gree help me, beer for here go increase like other bar for area oh!

And I sure all of una dey show here because of cheap shayo.

gbagaun!! No wonder u came late. They say dem arest u 4investigation, na true and hw far about it nw?

OPEYEMI AD: gbagaun!! No wonder u came late. They say dem arest u 4investigation, na true and hw far about it nw?

Na your 3 months salary I pay olopa as bail charge make dem gree me come bar.

acidtalk:

Na your 3 months salary I pay olopa as bail charge make dem gree me come bar.

but dem say police no dey colect bribe again nw, so hw come bt oga dnt try am o, i dnt joke wit money

E too dey early to show bar but make i just take one shot carry my self go shout for my GM head for office... E don tay wey me dey plan.... **strolls into the bar, sights opeyemi coming with a giant BULLDOG... Turns and runs for life fiercely chased by the bulldog... Moments later, returns with the bulldog prepared into hotdog garnished with lots of pepper and garlic** Barman, abeg pass me three bottles of chilled Legend!!! **finishes eating and hands the collar of the dog to Opeyemi... Turns and run into his car with Opeyemi weeping like a baby**

Foxybone: E too dey early to show bar but make i just take one shot carry my self go shout for my GM head for office... E don tay wey me dey plan.... **strolls into the bar, sights opeyemi coming with a giant BULLDOG... Turns and runs for life fiercely chased by the bulldog... Moments later, returns with the bulldog prepared into hotdog garnished with lots of pepper and garlic** Barman, abeg pass me three bottles of chilled Legend!!! **finishes eating and hands the collar of the dog to Opeyemi... Turns and run into his car with Opeyemi weeping like a baby**

Kiah! Igbo na bad thing oh!
See as ganja make you dey imagine things like craze person.

Rush go drink milk abeg.

The last time wey I check, I think say na for inside toilet you dey sleep, wetin carry you come outside... Eh, acidtalk.... If no be say I dey very gentle eh, I for carry you show your back without twisting your neck.....

i don show...*looking @ his watch* barman bring one beer make i clear eye, i knw want drink too much make my boss no beginning to suspecting me....do my break time go soon finish..

Brite02: i don show...*looking @ his watch* barman bring one beer make i clear eye, i knw want drink too much make my boss no beginning to suspecting me....do my break time go soon finish..

check your time again.

NOTHING FOR YOU. dey go office you this onigbese

Lol.. Na so some gals dey form rubbish... Dem go do nyansh lyk person wey no dey poo 4 toilet.. Na so ah go Peace park 4 jibowu one tym... I won travel go enugu.. D driver b load d bus...
Driver: nne no stand dere dey luk me.. Bring money 4 ur luggage mah comot here,enugu no b ore.. Ngwanu..
Girl: (phonerising wt attitude): pls speak wat i will understood. I dnt speak pidgin english.. If u cldnt collect d money i just giv u 4 load den 4get it....

Choi... I laff tire ma belle start 2 dey pain me cos ah neva chop.. Guys wey dey wait 4 d bus shock... Fine babe ,heavy make-up..

Ah b gal o... But some gals just tire me

Barrr maaaannnn oooo,where you dey?

Abeg come give me something to take hold body o,cold wan kill me here,the kind rain wey dey fall for my end no be here.

*shivering*

Ok na, its 17:59 & its raining/cold down here.

Barman, gimi a bottle of chealse lemi help mysef.

freecocoa: Barrr maaaannnn oooo,where you dey?

Abeg come give me something to take hold body o,cold wan kill me here,the kind rain wey dey fall for my end no be here.

*shivering*

hahahahahahaha
na cold dey do u lik dis

Barman come ansa her bfor person freez 4ya bar o.

Sijo01:


hahahahahahaha
na cold dey do u lik dis

Barman come ansa her bfor person freez 4ya bar o.

My dear no be small thing o,all my body dey shake,i need a drink with the other thing to go with it,you know na