Nairaland Forum

Two friends broke into another village after hunting for hours in a forest.They were arrested based on the fact that they entered the village in an ungodly hour thinking they were spies.As their traditions in the village,a suspect will be punished.In the morning,each of them was asked to move around and pick anything they see.The one that first came picked 3 palm kernel.The vigilante laid him flat and forced the palm kernel through his anus one after the other.In pain and anquish he looked up,seing his friend coming up afar,he burst into laughter...sure he knew his friend was not aware that anything each person picked will be forced through his anus--he laughed more when he saw his friend gorgeously coming with 3 sets of big cocoa nut ...

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