PERVERT9:

screaming while making love

moaning while making love

grunting while making love

biting while making love

shouting while making love

dipping their finger nails in your body while making love

speaking in tongues while making love

riding bicycle while making love

sleeping like a log of wood while making love{this is the most annoying and the most painful of them all}

LMAO

Please what would you rather they do??

;d ;d

PERVERT9:

screaming while making love

moaning while making love

grunting while making love

biting while making love

shouting while making love

dipping their finger nails in your body while making love

speaking in tongues while making love

riding bicycle while making love

sleeping like a log of wood while making love{this is the most annoying and the most painful of them all}

i cant laugh1

Nag, Nag, and Nag!

[b][/b][i][/i],Wat can i say, its true that some ladies behave in such a way that can make u to cut off their heads and so r the guys too.
most ladies can fake up everything,including their voice,my steps when they a rich guy coming their way and al sorts,whereas the guy is looking for something real, will u do this faking thing al Ur life?u would get tired on way or the other.some ladies r not satisfied with Wat they av,they beg for shoes,bags and AL those things to go for a date, for how long ?and the most annoying part,some cant cook,their mother does the cooking and they would take the stew to their boyfriend's house to pass the weekend,and the guy would be thinking its his lady that has done the cooking.some pretend to be who they r not outside,at home they eat smoked fish and when they r out on a date or something,especially at a party, they r not real, most guys r come across r real,guys find it so impossible to fake,but its not all of them r trustworthy,

whitelexi:

Nag, Nag, and Nag!

That is me oh! but when i give him a break,he starts thinking,
maybe am trying to get rid of him.

I like ur courage keep it up,but among of them go listening.Girls stop faking!

;d ;d ;d

holding tight to my balls

hollandis:

holding tight to my balls

they did that to you too?

Ben20001:

they did that to you too?

Squeezing it like ripe juicy orange.Why do they keep doing that? ^{anyway i always revenge}

platinumnk:

Mr Hollandis, You have been summoned :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=259856.msg4303621#msg4303621

what the
on a 2nd thot

hollandis:

what the
on a 2nd thot

I see you, you have now seen your supeona, please, you are hearby wanted for court.  

*please click the link and respond accordingly. *

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=259856.msg4302594#msg4302594

Otherwise, i will attempt to summon, and summon I will

sleeping like a log while i find her center of gravity for her. . . Lawd that's SOOOOOOO annoying!!!

nagging&whinning over something that's uncalled for. . .

talkative. . .this one pisses me off the no-man's land!!!

I could go on n on. . .don't wanna be summoned

nagging n playing smart

competing with my football match for attention, there's only one winner with this one ooooooo

debest1:

competing with my football match for attention, there's only one winner with this one ooooooo

na true oo i forgot this but mine is she tries to compete with my PS2

what about the annoying things men do?

sweetpie23:

what about the annoying things men do?

Pie,It is on anoda thread ,men are generally less annoying,except their testosterone /estrogen balance is 50-50

Alot of things they do to annoy men one that piss me off most is comparing another girl guy to their own guy!

one other annoying thing they do that sometimes piss me off IS WANTING YOU TO BESIDE THEM ALL THE TIME.

they always want you to be the one initiating s*x, what's wrong wiv ur woman telling u straight i want it now!

farting

The List is endless, il dramatize some, and list d othrs, but remember its inexhaustible!!!
Ok,

!. I hate it wen she checks my sperm after i have come (the quantity), to know if iv been cheating, Jeezzz, who does that??
2. act 1:
        Me:, Baby i luv the way u look in this dress, its really lovely.
        Her:, NOOOOOOOOOOO, thats not the right word to use. u shud say it looks sexy
        Me:  %£^&**()(*&^

, now i dont know wat to call that, but wateva its called, i hate it,

3.    Act 2:
               
             Her: Y IS THERE A CODE ON UR FONE? Y DID U LOCK UR FONE?, (screaming at the top of her voice)
Me: cuz you call my female friends on my fonebook and warn them never to call me again, even after i proove to u i have nutin to
do with them.
Her: ohh, so this is what it is now eh? we r now keeping secrets? good!
Me: ok baby, il open the fone , should i open the fone?
Her: Noooo oh, hmmm dont open the fone u hear, dont open it
Me:

Both sides, u loose, i hate that!

3. Ok.I hate it wen during a fight, the more u try to resolve the conflict , the more the conflict intensifies
4. I hate it wen women always feel victimized!!!

whining

ranting

bitching

Some are just too silly cos they nag about just anything, dats the most bleeped up thing about em.

they get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous

laziness

having said all, which of these men will stay without a women. i agree with STIYKE its not annoying things, it is interesting things women do.